Dear Fucking Gods How The Hell Did This Show Up In My Feed

dear fucking gods how the hell did this show up in my feed

this is glorious, i shall make a day of this holy shit

unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination

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4 years ago

"For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home.

Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... there's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me."

without saying your favorite character’s name, put in the tags a quote said by your fav.


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3 years ago

during one of the excavations of an unknown female pharaoh's tomb in Egypt, you find out that Anubis himself guards the tomb and one of the lead archeologists greets him as if they were old friends.

everyone loses their goddamn shit

As a member of an archeological team, your area of expertise isn’t in language, architecture, or anything like that. It’s in convincing the various guardian spirits and protector deities your team awakens not to unleash their wrath in the name of people who have been dead for thousands of years.


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3 years ago

I rate it 10/good

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

What To Do When You Don’t Like A Fic: A Step By Step Guide

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4 years ago

wait how do you do the rainbow text

a gay bitch needs to know, I've only been here for a few months


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3 years ago

my gaydar turns on for the entirety of the movie to see how much

✨ G A Y ✨

I can detect before I overload. Once I find a character with a 40% chance or higher of being gay, my gaydar plays "Fast" by Saweetie.

I regret nothing.

unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
3 years ago

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—


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4 years ago

am I allowed to kill you then

Pissing ass and killing rats. Happy Saturday baby

3 years ago

alternatively, Fanfiction.net

K: no cusses + one single papercut

K+: maybe one cuss but it's minor + one single papercut but it's bleeding a bit more

T: cover your ears kids, mommy has some words to say + oh, a broken bone

M: literal cursing tirades + maybe one organ that is peeking out like Pennywise

Applicable AO3 Ratings If You Don’t Write Porn

G- nothing objectionable

T- the fuck word

M- organs, outside

E- organs, outside, lovingly described

2 years ago

deranged post number four

@whatisgrass JUST TOOK MY GAY CARD

EVIL ARC PEAK: ENGAGE!


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3 years ago
Uh Enjoy This Self-made Book Cover Ig

uh enjoy this self-made book cover ig

Isabela Triplett is my pen name btw

so it's about this girl named Alessia who offers to be one of the empress's galas(don't ask me what this is, I don't know shit) so her family's land doesn't get sold

and basically it turns out she can wield the power of the sun and also there's this giant crystal thingie underneath the palace and also the empress(Badr is her name, remember it well) is kinda sorta falling for her and also Alessia is kinda sorta falling for Badr too but they're both idiots about it because you gotta love that ✧P I N I N G✧

btw there's also this mysterious plague that killed like a third of the empire and now after a couple of years it's back like the Black Death but it's worse

anyway this is one of my many WIPs and I'll release this never probably I dunno

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this is Alessia Bast, the main girl

I drew her myself and I suck at drawing

she's got sun powers, connections to the aforementioned weird crystal and is also maybe fucking the empress?? they're friends with benefits for like two-thirds of the story until Alessia goes oh when Badr is kidnapped by assassins from this rival empire, it's a whole thing

Alessia is something I'm calling a Hakai Guerrier, she's basically Badr's guardian so you could call this a royalty/guard story

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and this is Cahaya al-Rahim, Alessia's *checks non-existent script* best friend whose family got wiped out by the plague and she left for the palace for reasons unknown

she's probs in love with the empress's sister/sibling, I'll get into that in a bit

she's got fire powers and a really cool *checks script* chain whip thing?

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here's the empress herself Badr Merle

she knows a whole bunch about Alessia and her dead family(oh I didn't mention that before? oops) and their history so that's nice and definitely not a device to cause tension and angst

she's like a tired mom trying to control all her lords and keep them from going to war with each other over a fucking festival competition for Hell's sake just hug it out you babies—

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and finally, here is Badr's sister/sibling Mehr who goes by she/they pronouns if you didn't notice(enby ftw)

so Cahaya is something like Mehr's guardian(also a Hakai Guerrier) to keep her safe but somehow it's now the opposite because every time the annual feast/party rolls around, Cahaya gets into an argument with one of the lords and Mehr feels like they want to throw themselves into a volcano

she's also Badr's top advisor and one of two people who can stop their at-times cold sister from full-on killing one of the lords

the other is Alessia and she can do it way better than Mehr if they're being honest

ok I'm done, have a good night/day/afternoon/morning/evening


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