I Rate It 10/good

just heard a girl say to her friend "because I'm on edge, Lexi" and I've never heard anything more accurate about final exams in my life

not gonna lie, the last three lines could be an excellent incorrect quote

actually the entire thing could be an incorrect quote

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

dunno I got a shadowy star man with glowy eyes as my background(my lock screen is literally just bi stuff) so... my fucked up-ness is purely up to the gods

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

holy shit

that was... hot

oh fuck, I'm doing it again

shit, not again

i literally just woke up at 2 am wtf

bi panic initiating in 3...2...1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH—

literally named this "blackmail.jpg"

YOU CAN NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE—

@dead-deadashell can't socialize for shit, pass it on

she communicates solely through combat and would rather dropkick a dude than ask someone for a napkin

totally not referencing myself—

this can be interpreted in many ways

some in the comments clearly want to go to horny jail

Love how liquid comes out of sooo many different types of holes on this planet