@lol-whyidumb If You Don't Simp For A Fictional Character For A Week, I'll Cook You Whatever Food Is

you could hear the creaking, bloodthirsty voice, calling out to you by name. you could hear his yellow smile, tongue licking his lips at the thought of finally getting to the main course.

your friends? simple appetizers. not as filling but the slasher ached for more and he was ready to enjoy his meal.

oh, how naive he is.

a dark grin slides across your face, eyes red with hunger and teeth gnashing with delight. did he not know? did he not know what a real monster is, how a real monster would hunt?

poor, poor man.

oh, what a shame it will be to tear his throat out, cut open his gut, and feast on his intestines, becoming drunk on his blood and the flesh of his lungs.

oh, what a shame it will be.

you slowly open the closet door, your stomach growling in impatience.

it was time for the hunt to begin.

It started as a spur of the moment trip with your friends. Despite your best efforts you are the only one left alive and the slasher is closing in on your position. While you lament the loss of your friends now that you are alone… Now you can show the slasher what a REAL monster looks like.

ok I didn't see the G up top or the bullet points at first so I thought it was an article called "Gambling Gender Confusion Getting Run Over Graffiti"

deadass took me two minutes to realize what a fool I was

remember the four G’s

never been so bisexual in my life i-

resident evil 8 review

im her sister and can confirm, i was gnawing at my enclosure and almost killed someone

i was casually doodling random shit on printer paper and all of a sudden my sister is blowing my phone with ao3 being down and now im tempted to draw a skull with a bloody arrow going through it and labeling it "me fr" (i cant draw for shit)

just found this on my dashboard and by law, I'm required to reblog this.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

mine is a bisexual witch

he would do more than just punch the asshole

@whatisgrass just bust down my door, said without pause, "there are a lot of things I want to see before I die and Papá dancing is not one of them," and left me to die laughing.

you son of a bitch.

shoutout to the wonderful person who made this(i randomly found this on pinterest lol), I can now tell the world that I am a bisexual witch

procrastination keeps me from updating my spells though

happy pride month everyone, rainbows for all of you!

Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits

Happy Halloween~!

My turn to get in on nipslip76! Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits! I could go all night. I love this skin so much.

it really hurts to read all of the fanfiction involving the bleeding effect and Desmond slowly not being able to discern reality from illusion. and then I remember "oh wait. that basically happened in the games"

Slowly but surely progressing through Valhalla and I got tears listening to Desmond talk about his experiences going through the bleeding effect with Shaun and Rebecca, how he saw ghosts of Ezio and Altair walking around and even hearing Connor’s voice. . . *sobs*

It made me realize how much I miss Desmond’s character and how much he made an impact on my interest in the franchise.