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during one of the excavations of an unknown female pharaoh's tomb in Egypt, you find out that Anubis himself guards the tomb and one of the lead archeologists greets him as if they were old friends.

everyone loses their goddamn shit

As a member of an archeological team, your area of expertise isn’t in language, architecture, or anything like that. It’s in convincing the various guardian spirits and protector deities your team awakens not to unleash their wrath in the name of people who have been dead for thousands of years.

yeah we're faster than the train but those damn bikers...

gotta grab the gaymobile and run them over, they are asking for death

those cult members are going to find out why she is referred to as "dreaded Persephone" the hard way

the general idea is this: zag is kidnapped by a surface cult who think his blood will give them eternal life, and persephone is the only one who can go far enough afield to find him.

(per wikipedia: goddess of spring, flowers, death, life, vegetation and destruction)

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

shit, not again

i literally just woke up at 2 am wtf

bi panic initiating in 3...2...1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH—

John Walker: *teases Bucky about his staring problem*

Sam: I'm sorry to say that you've lost your kneecap privileges

(what do you mean that's not how that scene went—)

only sam can joke about bucky's staring problem, if anyone else does it sam would go on defensive mode

Alaska invaded Europe and won

Snow all year round, motherfuckers

Wtf I just found this on the presidents computer???

I rate it 10/good

What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

the blood of my enemies that stain most of my outfits and the night without stars that have thankfully settled on my boots

Describe your favorite color without using the word color, rainbow, or the name of any other color.

Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits

Happy Halloween~!

My turn to get in on nipslip76! Slasher76 with his slasherseventytits! I could go all night. I love this skin so much.