unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
Goddess of Procrastination

she/they, disaster bisexual and awkward enby at your service

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3 years ago
Shoutout To The Wonderful Person Who Made This(i Randomly Found This On Pinterest Lol), I Can Now Tell

shoutout to the wonderful person who made this(i randomly found this on pinterest lol), I can now tell the world that I am a bisexual witch

procrastination keeps me from updating my spells though

happy pride month everyone, rainbows for all of you!


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3 years ago

me at 6 years old

my brain: what the fudge

my eyes: huh

my brain: aren't you supposed to be crying

my eyes: for what, candy?

my brain: no your finger

my eyes:

my brain: your baby finger is backward

my eyes:

my brain: it's broken

my eyes:

my brains: it's not supposed to look like that

my eyes:

my eyes: *SWEAT GLANDS ACTIVATE*


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3 years ago

just heard a girl say to her friend "because I'm on edge, Lexi" and I've never heard anything more accurate about final exams in my life


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3 years ago

it's not my fault all those people got stabbed, they're the ones who ran into my knife over and over


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4 years ago

at this point they don't really give a fuck

I Can’t Look At Older Phoenix And Edgeworth Without Dying Inside
I Can’t Look At Older Phoenix And Edgeworth Without Dying Inside

I can’t look at older Phoenix and Edgeworth without dying inside


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4 years ago

"For years I've been rushing around, taking whatever I fancied, not giving a tinker's curse for those I hurt. Yet here I am... with riches and reputation, feeling no wiser than when I left home.

Yet when I turn around, and look at the course I've run... there's not a man or woman that I love left standing beside me."

without saying your favorite character’s name, put in the tags a quote said by your fav.


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4 years ago

"On one hand, I could be hunted down by some of the greatest heroes of this generation. On the other hand, it'll be fun and exciting...

A-list supervillain, here I come."

You are a B-list superhero on the verge of losing your job. During a battle with a villain, you accidentally end up killing one of the most prolific superheroes of your time. That’s when you realize that with your niché power that is useless as a hero, you could be an A-list supervillain.

4 years ago

am I allowed to kill you then

Pissing ass and killing rats. Happy Saturday baby

4 years ago

wait how do you do the rainbow text

a gay bitch needs to know, I've only been here for a few months


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4 years ago

yeah we're faster than the train but those damn bikers...

gotta grab the gaymobile and run them over, they are asking for death

unholydisaster13 - Goddess of Procrastination
4 years ago

Alaska invaded Europe and won

Snow all year round, motherfuckers

Wtf I Just Found This On The Presidents Computer???

Wtf I just found this on the presidents computer???

4 years ago

Dahlia is Jack the Ripper confirmed

This Is My First Playthrough And I’m Not Only Sure This Girl Did This Murder In This Game But I’m
This Is My First Playthrough And I’m Not Only Sure This Girl Did This Murder In This Game But I’m

This is my first playthrough and I’m not only sure this girl did this murder in this game but I’m starting to suspect she did lots of other murders in this and other games and also in real life

4 years ago

egg: uncooked

steak: rare

milk: 1%

alcohol: straight up liquor

warm drink: black coffee

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4 years ago

Flow, Ghost, Infinity, Terra 1.1

Delyth Parks felt a small tremor, the vibrations growing in intensity every second. There were rarely earthquakes here and even when there were, they were small and insignificant, often ignored by the occupants of below. 

“The here’s going on?” Jade Halsey appeared from around a corner, hair ruffled and hazel eyes blown wide. So it wasn’t just Dee who felt it. “Dunno, maybe the Titans are causing a ruckus downstairs,” Dee suggested sarcastically, her Irish accent making it seem even more so. 

Jade rolled her eyes, “Your sarcasm is noted. Anyway, I sense it’s coming from the fountain.”

“What? I thought it was drained years ago.”

“My senses aren’t wrong, if it was the Titans, pretty sure it would have much weaker than this.”

Jade was right about the fountain being the source but there was something unusual about this particular earthquake(besides its abnormally strong intensity).

 The closer they had gotten to the fountain, the weaker the vibrations became and it happened to be full of blood as it did long ago. 

“Ok, this is getting weird,” Jade said and Dee noticed some bubbles appearing near the edge. Something was rising from it but what or who was it?

A tuft of hair appeared first then a face, arms, legs, and soon enough, there was an entire body floating in the blood fountain but whoever it was, they weren’t drenched in it. In fact, they looked perfectly dry. 

The girls dragged the body out of the fountain, confirming it to be a boy in his teen years, possibly a tad younger than they were(looks-wise, at least), with brown hair tied into a ponytail and bangs covering his left eye.

Dee placed a hand on his chest and almost immediately retracted it in shock. “What’s wrong, Dee?” The redhead could only mutter four chilling words...

“He... he has a heartbeat.”


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4 years ago

Kass, Alexios, and Evie would like to know your location

sacrifice jacob what the hell is he contributing anyway

Sacrifice Jacob What The Hell Is He Contributing Anyway

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