This Is How I Win. *loses*

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

is this anything

broken mirror on the bathroom floor

The rambles continue, this time Rosie, Vox, and Mimzy are getting the spotlight!

Starting with Rosie. A notorious overlord in hell, famous for cannibalizing other overlords as a way to quickly rise to the top. This earning her the name ‘The Cannibal Demon’ (as lazy as that is.)

She decides to help out with Lucifer’s Motel Project as a Co-Owner out of sheer curiosity and boredom. Totally nothing else. There is no other reason why she’s involved. Her powers are heavily inspired by Mary Poppins and Witchcraft, instead of Voodoo like Alastor.

She wields a Parasol in place of a Microphone Staff.

As for Vox, he is in a very similar situation to OG Husker. He was once a powerful overlord, but after running in hard times with his studio he made a deal with Rosie to keep his company afloat. He would later regret this once Rosie started cashing in some favors. Especially since his company still sank despite Rosie’s help, but that still didn’t end their deal. Currently, he works as a News Anchor for 666 News. Which is where he first meets Lucifer who approached the company looking to advertise a project he’s been working on, and you can’t exactly say no to the king of hell.

Rosie later summons him to work behind the desk at the motel due to his “charismatic personality and charming smile”. When flattery doesn’t work to convince him Rosie wins him over with some expensive wine.

Sadly, that still doesn’t make up for the annoyance that is a certain Moth Demon flirting with him every chance he gets.

Mimzy is pretty simple. She made a deal with Rosie and that lead to her working at the Motel as a Janitor. However, she’s not very good at her job as she spends most of her time at the bar or gossiping with anybody who will listen.

Been going insane about Mystreet/Minecraft Diaries again. Might start ranting about some random ideas I’ve had/been inspired for my rewrite. Also known as my Personal Take on The Story AU. Or something.

Being autistic and also a Hyperpop/breakcore/ect enjoyer is really funny bc the sounds of being outside in the real world are often so tiring to me but if I wanna unwind and have a good time I will listen to the the most unnatural noises conjured up by evil computers and specifically designed to make your head explode. awesome

been hyperfixating on Dandy’s World lately, and an idea for an AU hit me.

The AU is inspired by the movie called Who Framed Rodger Rabbit. It’s basically a Dandy’s World Actor AU combined with a Murder Mystery AU.

For the story I’m thinking it would focus on the mains (Dandy, Vee, Astro, Sprout, Shelly) after their show ended and they all had to move on with their lives. Dandy’s reunites the gang after finding himself in a bit of trouble that might concern all of them too. So they have to work together to clear Dandy’s name and solve a Murder!

"Television: it never lies. It never dies. AND IT KNOWS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW."

[Retro commission for @modmad ]

You can read the comic here!

ALRIGHTY! Time to ramble about my ideas for The Malevolent Motel AU and drive myself insane. Starting with Lucifer & Adam AU lore.

Lucifer takes up Charlie’s role of creating a hotel, or in this case a motel, to redeem sinners. However, his motivation is very different from hers.

he isn’t doing this out of kindness for sinners, nor does he have any hope of them possibly being redeemed. Similarly to how he is in the original series. So, why is he doing this?

for Charlie. He wants to make her happy, and help her dream about redeeming sinners she shared with him years ago come true. After Charlie stopped calling him and practically disappeared off the face of hell, Lucifer became desperate to find her, especially after the state he saw her in before she vanished.

he is hoping that by running this motel and achieving her dream, she might return home.

Now, as for Adam’s involvement with Lucifer and the Motel? Thats a little tricky.

He isn’t exactly there willingly.

a while back, Adam made a critical mistake in the eyes of heaven and was banished to hell in the form of a Fallen Angel as a result. After his fall he was found by Lucifer who offered him a deal. Lucifer would shield Adam from the dangers and horrors of hell, and in return Adam would be at his every beck and call. His personal royal assistant. Adam absolutely hates this deal, but accepts it anyway. He doesn’t really have anywhere else to go. Thus, he “helps” Lucifer run the Motel and sorta acts like a Bodyguard.

He still believes that there is absolutely no way to redeem a sinner and mocks Lucifer at every chance he gets. (However he does secretly hope it is possible so he can get redeemed and return to heaven.)

I am still debating whether or not Lucifer & Adam eventually fall for each other like Vaggie & Charlie, or remain platonic. It’s a maybe for now.