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And you ask me “treez what jobs/careers would the aphmau characters have?” IM SO GLAD U ASKED

Aphmau would be a salon worker

Aaron I would orginally think security but I also think he would train animals

I think Garroth would be a party planner Im not a 100% sure tho

Trust guys laurance would work at a antique shop

Lucinda would still have her potion shop

Nana would own her own baker or maid cafe

For katelyn i wanna say wrestler or boxer but i could also see her being a gym coach

I think travis would be a museum worker idk what kind of museum exactly

Dante i think would do smth with engineering like airplane repairs, idk he seems like an airplane guy

Gene is kinda obvious either tatoo artists or peircer but I like the idea of him owning a nightclub 2

I think zenix would be a bouncer for clubs he got that look in him

Sasha either a professional phychic or a historian of some kind maybe even both

Cadenza would be a seamstress/ fashion designer

Zane would be an account maybe? Leaning towards financial advisors smth with business

Vlad would still do his travelig stuff like the van life influencers

Daniel would be a veterinarian or EMT (is it possible for him to be both)

Dottie a thrift store worker maybe? Or work at a bakery

Blaze would be a coach he has the energy for it

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Did you know that Dante is a car mechanic

someone draw Dante muscular and sweaty in a tank top fixing a car with oils on his body now

"Dante moved on from Nicole in 3 months!" It's Nicole.. I’d move on in 4 days max 💀 That girl has nothing going for her except being relevant cause she’s a crappy mom to Dmitri and Dante’s ex, she’s a nothing character

Also is he just expected to be like “WAAAA WAAA COME BACK NICOLEEE!!” until he dies? Is the guy not allowed to move on? like ever??? Y’all need brain cells I swearr

Levantine/shami 🇸🇾🇱🇧🇯🇴🇵🇸 Laurence zvhal can save the economy.

SPREAD GODS WORDS KIDS

Credit: @/biiven0m on instagram, they made this ^

apparently Dante was supposed to be in season 4 of mystreet but got replaced with Kim last minute..

WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN EVIL DANTE?!?! AND THEY CANCELLED IT?!?!

Imagine emerald Dante.. and all the Danlore we could’ve gotten…

mourning rn

HAVE YALL SEEN JESS’S NEW POST? SHE SEES WHAT WE SAY OMG IM PROB GETTING SUED OR SOMETH

since roleplays are coming back we need to beg really hard for bottom Dante

In honor of pride month

let’s honor our underrated bisexual princess Dante (idc that I’m late to pride month)

He and Travis were fruity asf, Dante was literally cooking and cleaning for him in lovers lane

Argues with Travis like they’re an old married couple over silly things

He wears manicure and likes when people compliment him for it (that s1 minigame rp with aphmau)

Likes hatesune miku (had a miku poster)

Likes Undertale (had a poster for that too)

Kissed a boy and liked it (Aaron)

Said he’d kiss Aaron again

Called Aaron hot twice and daydreamed of himself with him

Plays mystic messenger and fanboys over getting hit on by 707

too clean to be a straight man

To whoever said Danprincess was a white straight sexist alpha male I hope you get sent to the slammer then burn in hell.

Sincerely,

half Lebanese half Mexican Gene and Dante

Gene growing up with his mom in his early childhood which is why he speaks Spanish fluently but not Arabic. Dante growing up with his father in his early childhood which is why he couldn’t speak Spanish well, but he could speak Arabic and French. (Many Lebanese people learn French and speak it fluently) then Dante as a tween moves to go live with Gene and his mother.

Dante said “I want a lolipop” Gene heard “I want my mommy gone”

Dilfte: Catastrophic blues!!! 😢😢😭😭💔💔

Danprincess: Moving on was always for me to do.

If you get it.. you get it.

Hot take because of the recent discussion

Travis’s creepy behaviour in mystreet isn’t Dante’s fault because you guys seem to forget mystreet season 1 and both first seasons of diaries were released before Phoenix drop high, Dante wasn’t a playboy nor creepy then or in the entirety of mystreet but Travis still was creepy and invasive to Katelyn, suddenly pdh came and Dante was a playboy and I genuinely think Jess did this so she can pin it on him 💀 but it still didn’t work cause even then Travis never was an innocent little bean to begin with his father is an even bigger creep in mystreet if anything his behavior can be traced back to Terry not Dan, I’m not excusing or defending Dante’s behavior in Phoenix drop high cause I don’t like him in that series or anyone for that matter in PDH cause they all sucked. But why else would she make him like that suddenly? He was alright in mystreet season 1 and the entirety of Diaries. If she wanted to show us where Travis’s behavior came from she could’ve just put Terry on screen. Also Travis in mystreet is an adult. He’s responsible for his own actions he’s like 20 something canonically

No cause it’s so offensive to not defend your close friend who you know did nothing wrong WHILE on vacation that THEY took you to.

Why didn’t Garroth, Travis, and Nana jump in and say anything? Didn’t Garroth literally just mention a few episodes ago that Dante hasn’t dated anyone since Nana in Highschool? And Nana confirmed it by punching him, fully debunking the cheater propaganda and then Jess remembered that and showed us that he in fact didn’t cheat contradicting herself again for the 200th time. nah cause they were so fake to Dante I can’t believe he took them to a one week 5 star cruise afterwards none of them deserved it he’s better than me fr most annoying part of that season was when aphmau came in with her 4 foot self involving herself in something that had nothing to do w her and talking about some “where’s Dante I gotta teach him a lesson1!1!1 🤬” girl you barely reach his kneecap he can literally pick u up and throw you out of a window sit down you have much more important struggles to worry about like how your boyfriend can’t be around kids and how you almost dated your half brother. Now be grateful you’re even here in love love paradise mrs grown woman who swims with toddlers in the kiddies pool and Nicole.. you also grow up you’re crying childishly cause he doesn’t date you 💀 it’s not the end of world seriously get over it y’all never were and never will be a thing leave that man aloneeee there are many fish in the sea go date Katelyn instead if you want one with blue hair so badly

As usual Zane and Lucinda were the only reasonable, logical and smart two to not involve themselves in this mess

conversations between friends

Gossiping

Jeffante hear me out

gorgeous 30 year old Malewife single dilf x gorgeous 30 year old Malewife single dilf

it’s perfect!

you WILL make Laurence Middle Eastern

They weren’t fighting over aphmau, they were in denial. WAKE UP!!

Brendan is who people think Dante is (Mystreet)

Brendan two timed Nana and Lucinda, helped her out only because he had interest in getting with her and dating her, and only started working at the beach so he can see her in a bathing suit, he objectified her and was a creep.

Meanwhile Dante canonically hasn’t been on a date since Highschool most likely since Nana, genuinely enjoyed spending time with Nana, comforted her after seeing her cry and offered to help her rebuild the house after it burned down, even offering her a place to stay, in love love paradise he was eating brunch with her and Lucinda and just hanging out as friends, helped her set decorations up, without the intent of wanting to date her or objectifying her, he just enjoyed spending time with her cause he genuinely liked her as a person. :)

Brothers 🗿

Don’t take this too seriously

Twink/Twunk Laurence and Bear Garroth truthers wya??

daddy issues or brother issues which one are you girl?

We can tell who decorated the house 😭

Yeah

His chest is literally her pillow every night I love married couples

my moot @biiven0m drew the Nana looking up panel go follow them on Instagram

more dante pookie hcs plz its rare to see dante stans

on it bro I’m giving u mys and diaries hcs cuz why not we gotta be more annoying like laurence stans

Mystreet:

he gets Gene gifts every Father’s Day since from his perspective he was the one who raised him alongside his mom and was the only father figure he had :,)

Has like 12 guitars (this isn’t over-exaggerating)

started dyeing his hair blue after freshman year of HS, his natural hair color is black

he was a late bloomer so he looked more feminine while the others looked masculine and were developing quickly, Nana thought he was adorable which is why she dated him also at some point Zenix thought he was a girl 💀 after 16 he started developing quickly and becoming more masculine till he finished puberty at 20

grew up in Nashville before moving to the city pdh is located in then he went to college in Spain then he moved to wherever Mystreet is (still haven’t decided but its the USA).

has a masters degree in engineering, and has a great paying job which makes it easier for him to travel a lot, he always takes Gene and his friends/family with him though, he hatessss travelling alone

ages gracefully currently he’s 34 in my rewrite and he still looks 24 same goes to gene (but Mystreet seasons 1 - 3 takes place in their early 20’s and mid 20’s; which is the past I know it’s confusing but so is my head so yeah. If ur wondering seasons 4 - 6 don’t exist and never will be canon to me :))

pretty masculine but still uses makeup and “women’s” perfume / skin care doesn’t care tho

cooks really well but he’s not the best because Laurence is and no one else can compete

when he was dating nana he learned Japanese for her and can speak around 80% of it, basically he can hold up a long conversation he can also speak other languages:

English (obviously, American accent)

French 65% Spanish (Mexican dialect cuz he’s Mexican)

(Spain dialect, he learned the European dialect first then worked his way up to Mexican dialect, he can switch between dialects easily)

he can also understand some Portuguese :)

very picky with fast food, he prefers healthy food but he does like pizza

really calm and chill (unlike his canon version) opposite to Travis who’s extremely chaotic and messy

long hair and refuses to cut it

Eventually he does dye his hair back to black in his 30s after feeling like he damaged it (thankfully he didn’t and won’t be balding like dilfte 😇)

Favourite band is Metallica

nerd when it comes to astrophysics and astronomy

only ex he’s in good terms with is nana who he dated for a while in HS before they decided to mutually split up (no he never dated Nicole I hate that ship)

MCD:

Loves wolves and tames them he treats them like puppies even though they can rip apart peoples flesh :3

is 7’2… …. ..

insanely beefed up because bro ran a village all by himself for 15 years and trained hard everyday also he canonically beat both laurence and garroth in a fight after the timeskip he’s a beast

ambidextrous and can use both arms efficiently when it comes to combat and fighting

Dilfte rarely shows his face like how Garroth used to wear his helmet back in s1? it’s like that

Extremely gentle and cautious with his wife and kids because of his size

has 7 kids including Dmitri and naoki (so 5 other kids) yeah he been busy

in s2 he’s in his early/mid 30s but in s3 of MCD and afterwards he’s in his early/mid 40s

Still madly in love with his wife and still in that honeymoon stage

Unlike Nicole he let Dmitri pick who he wanted to live with and Dmitri chose Dilfte and Nana

Wraps injured people up in his cape and carries them in it

physically very strong slightly above garroth (if we’re counting physical strength and not magic)

as intimidating as he looks he’s super sweet and wouldn’t hurt a fly

likes to go on picnics with his kids and wife

Extremely supportive of his kids and very progressive (keep in mind this is the medieval ages so it was rare)

finds lizards intimidating

bisexual but he doesn’t know what it means all he knows is women and men are both hot

Moved on “quickly” from Nicole because they already were unhappy and distant before breaking up, for months he thought they’d break up the next day so he spent that time wallowing and grieving their relationship until she broke the news to him and left him alone, then he moved on with Nana 2 months later. Which isn’t even quick if we’re being historically accurate.

limits drinking and refuses drinking around any kids, not that he’d go crazy and hurt anyone but still he’s extremely cautious.

Dilfte is probably the only dad who wants his kids to surpass him in the series 💀 he’s very proud of them no matter what though

long hair he puts it up usually (balding and short haired dilfte/dante ur dead to me.)

beard

Still tried to talk to Gene using the amulet even after the incident, Gene would always listen but never respond.

thanks for fuelling the hyperfixation

mcd gene should be grateful he has dilfte who’s too kind.. mys Dante would NOT let gene treat him like the way gene treated dilfte 💀

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