I Am So Glad I Found Your Page! Your Work Is Amazing! So I Was Wondering What If The Boys Were Sent To

*old wizard voice* FOOL OF A TOUQE

good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude

buddy

bud

pal

neighbor

*australian voice* mate

*cowboy voice* partner

Have you ever heard of the snack that smiles back?

M O M C O M E G E T M E I M S C A R E D

This is beautiful😂😂

Ok so I literally can't breathe I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this. So let's say the turtles and crush are watching a movie when she farts (a silent but deadly) but doesn't say anything, just waits for a reaction. When the Bros smell it who's gonna start pointing fingers at who? (Bonus points if she just blatantly states, "it was me," and their reactions to that) 😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much! You're amazing!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS JESUS H CHRISTIAN

Leo:

He thinks it’s so childish to fart in the middle of everyone, so he assumes it’s Mikey being Mikey and begins to exercise his gift of holding breath for long intervals. The bros are all chiding each other, saying how unclassy it was to do that in front of a lady. When crush nonchalantly admits it was her, Leo’s eyes almost pop out of his head in shock. While the rest of his brothers are cracking up, Leo kinda gapes, wondering how anyone could have such courage as to… let one loose in public.

Raph: 

He knows it’s her the moment he smells it. He looks over and sees her lips pursed, trying to hold back a smile, and her legs are pressed together unusually tightly. He accuses her right off the bat, waving a hand in front of his nose and announcing to the entire lair, “GEEZ, LAY OFF THE BEANS, Y/N.” She gasps in mock horror, before saying casually, “Well, compared to your farts, mine smell like roses.” His brothers proceed to catch their wounded brother from the fatal burn that was dealt to him.

Donnie:

Like Raph, Donnie knew the moment she cut the cheese that she was the culprit (her supposedly ‘silent but deadly’ had lacked silence but was still very much fatal). She’s very sheepish when his brothers begin turning to her in suspicion. Mikey leans forward, sniffing between Donnie and his crush, who are sitting next to each other. “Alright, which one of you dropped the booty bomb.” Her entire face goes red, until Donnie comes to the rescue. “Uh… that was me guys. Sorry.” She gives him the most grateful look while his brothers relentlessly tease him.

Mikey:

“Oh, so we’re at THAT level of our relationship, huh?” Mikey smirks when his crush laughs uncontrollably after farting. He takes that as a signal that they’re comfortable enough to begin letting their gross sides show. They’re gross little children, so from that point forward they start a competition of who can catch the other completely off-guard with a silent passing of wind. “Y /N, can you hand me the… OHHHHH! That was a quality one. I didn’t see that coming. That’ll make a lovely topping to my anchovy pizza, thank you.”

Dude if you had to Chose to marry any of the Turtles who would you marry? Only one!!

We know I love both Donnie and Leo, but when it comes down to it I think it depends on the day.

Today is a Donnie day. I'd love to wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of coffee and walk into the kitchen to see a fresh cup but your husband nowhere in sight. You find him in his lab downstairs, head resting against his arms and a screwdriver still in his hand as he let out soft breaths.

Nights like these would be common with him, and you'd rub his shell to wake him up and lead him slowly back upstairs to your bedroom to get some sleep.

☆☆☆

Leo on the other hand would go out for early morning runs. He usually woke up a few hours before you, but sometimes he'd wake you up and insist you join him, even volunteering to carry you.

So there you were, still in your pajamas hugging his shell with your eyes closed as he kept across the rooftops. When he came to a stop he patted your hand and told you to look. He always found the perfect places to watch the sun rise, yellow fading to pink and then purple that stained the clouds as the city began to wake up.

You nuzzled into him as you watched, grateful to have such a peaceful moment until it was time to return home.

I feel like human Mikey would be Tom Holland

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;

Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK

Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN

Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)

ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3

*All the seagulls from Finding Nemo at once*

When ya see someone eating something you’d put in the fridge to save for later:

When you’re heading to the bathroom and you see someone heading there at the same time:

When your asshole brothers don’t understand that you’re the leader and you totally know what needs to be done and you need to tell those fuckers that the only opinion that (you think) matters is

Yaaaaas

Alright how about the guys are sent to go wake their crush up (cause they stubborn and love sleep) and when they try to wake them crush makes cute smol noise like a small chuu or anime sound effect. What would the boys do?

LEO

“Batafurai, wake up…!” Leo coos to you as he sits next to your sleeping frame, a hand running over your covered frame lovingly. 

“Nooo…!” You whine cutely, mangled hair covering your face.

A sweet smile crawls on his lips as he slowly stands, “Fine… Five more minutes.”

RAPH

“C’mon, get up.” Raph grunted. Sure, he could just pick you up off of his body and go pee, but it was pretty much time for breakfast so they both might as well wake up.

“Mmm…” You made a purr like hum, and Raph stiffen. Why were you so cute? He could try again later…

DONNIE

Donnie glanced down at your sleeping form for a moment, a small smile on his face. You looked so calm and cute and at peace.

He couldn’t think of anything that could make this moment more-

Oh my god. Did, did you just coo in your sleep?

MIKEY

Look at the way your hair is displayed on the pillow… How the shadows trace your features…

Mikey tugs out his camera, ready to take a picture, until you do a cute little yawn and roll into a sitting position.

“Uh, what are you doing with that camera?”

“NOTHING! WHAT CAMERA?! THERE IS NO CAMERA!”

SHUT UP AND SEND ME THE SIN SO I MIGHT POISON PEOPLE WITH THE HORNY

Do you take NSFW requests? 👀

Why are you asking?? You already know I do, or did the literal two fanfics of pure smut I wrote you go over your head? 🤣

💗💗

As you all know mental health is a huge deal to me. These are literally just a lot of quick, practical tips to help you feel at least a little bit better/make life easier. Nothing like “wake up earlier and do yoga and drink green smoothies” because while if you can do that, it’s great, for some, it’s just unrealistic. 

1. Chances are, you’ve been sitting for a while. Stretch your arms and legs, literally, just sit there and reach up as far as you can. It’ll take 2 seconds

2. Invest in a water bottle, use it

3. Write what you need to do on sticky notes and put them where you’ll see them if you’re forgetful

4. If you’re disassociating, touch things and identify what you’re touching

5. Dry shampoo is your friend

6. So is cheap deodorant- men’s deodorant works better btw

7. And mints and gum. They’ll make you feel fresher too.

8. When was the last time you ate?

9. Write down 1 thing you’re grateful for when you’re feeling down

10. Honestly if you have depression chances are you’re always tired; sleep if you need to. Naps are great.

11. Try to do at least 1 thing a day- brushing your hair totally counts as an achievement

12. If you’re anxious/angry, count.

13. Wear what you want- And by this I mean be comfortable. If today you want to be in your pjs, or hoodie and sweatpants, go for it

14. If your hair is greasy, tie it

15. Or put a headband on, just keep it away from your face. You’ll break out.

16. Find a songs motivate you. Make a playlist.

17. Asking someone “hey do you still care about me?” is totally okay if you’re anxious/insecure

18. Try to think of your anxiety as your anxious friend

19. Following from that, use it for any disorder actually. Separate yourself from it as much as you can, you’re not your disorder.

20. If you’ve been looking at the screen for ages look outside for 10 secs.

21. It’s 100% okay to tell people “sorry, I don’t feel sociable right now so I won’t be answering texts/calls”

22. But at the same time don’t isolate yourself, text your friends/family once in  while. 

23. Open your windows and let some fresh air in

24. Light a candle, if you want

25. Switch coffee for decaffeinated tea if you can make the sacrifice

26. Change your clothes maybe?

27. If your skin looks gross wet a washcloth with some warm water and pat. It’ll help with the oiliness

28. Keep snacks nearby

29. Did you remember to take your meds today?

30. Warm water helps with digestion

31. Cold water helps waken you up

32. Studying in bed isn’t great but it’s better than not studying at all

33. Set various alarms if you have morning classes to attend to

34. If you wake up late you can still have a productive day, it’s not lost yet

35. All you really need for school is a pen and some paper, for most classes anyways

36. If you have a friend to confide in at school that’s always useful. Especially if they can take notes for you and understand when you need a mental health day.

37. Also if you trust your teachers, let them know of your mental health state, they most often will try to be accomodating

38. If you have scars, don’t be ashamed of them. People will talk, yes, but don’t force yourself to wear long sleeve tshirts and sweaters in scorching hot weather

39. Alternatively, there’s many creams that claim to make scars fade

40. Messy mindmaps are a good way to take notes in class when you’re really not feeling it

41. Get a few plants and look after them- having something so simple such as that depending on you adds to the reasons to stay here on the really bad days

42. If your hair is matted, shampoo as normal but leave in the conditioner, try combing through it now.

43. Take breaks between studying

44. Reward yourself

45. Try to keep track of your mood, either by journalling or through one of the many apps available

46. Try to always eat breakfast, even if something small

47. Practice breathing exercises

48. Try to motivate yourself, start with your favourite subject, for instance

49. Alternatively, try to create a routine and stick to it

50. Set reminders on your phone or on sticky notes as mentioned above to take any medication, drink water, stretch, eat, etc.

51. Find what helps your disorder; Try meditation, ASMR, colouring in, etc.

52. Don’t get overwhelmed, prioritise tasks and do the easiest first

I hope these have helped at least a little bit. Most importantly, remember that it’s okay not to feel productive and energetic 100% of the time and that while your mental illness may make things hard sometimes, you can still achieve amazing things. Take it one day at a time and I’m always here for advice or support if you need it.

BNHA OC Form, Destiny

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3 

|Basic Info|

Name: Destiny Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Dessy, D

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 130 lbs

Hair Color: Metallic grey at roots that fades to white at the tips

Eye Color: Right eye - Black/dark grey , Left eye - Lavender. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White 

Looks: wears glasses. She can see fine without them, but it helps her focus.

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age. Refuse to have children who ruin their image

Sibling(s): Octavia Robel - Twin sister

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Her sister (?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Denki Kaminari  

Pet(s): Robodog

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Ganroda

Costume: Short skirt with shorts underneath. Tanktop. Hair in a ponytail. Utility belt. Barefoot.

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory. She also wants to keep tabs on Octavia seeing as she is more reckless. 

Quirk: Weaponize

Abilities: She can transform any part of her body into any weapon.

Weaknesses: The bigger the weapon is, the more pain she is in. Pain usually comes in the form of migraines, but if she really overworks herself, her arm that was the weapon will become paralized

Other Abilities: Has always been able to perform a telekinetic connection with her sister. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a secondary quirk that only her sister knows about; when making skin to skin contact with another person she can see flashes of their future.

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 1/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 6/5

Cooperativeness: 3/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

Knife hands, because now you can mince a bitch before you saute her