*All The Seagulls From Finding Nemo At Once*

if you have ever suffered from…

• depression

• anxiety

• eating disorder

• self-harm

• ocd

• bipolar

• feelings of guilt and hopelessness

• suicidal thoughts

can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer.

you are not alone.

This is beautiful😂😂

Ok so I literally can't breathe I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this. So let's say the turtles and crush are watching a movie when she farts (a silent but deadly) but doesn't say anything, just waits for a reaction. When the Bros smell it who's gonna start pointing fingers at who? (Bonus points if she just blatantly states, "it was me," and their reactions to that) 😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much! You're amazing!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS JESUS H CHRISTIAN

Leo:

He thinks it’s so childish to fart in the middle of everyone, so he assumes it’s Mikey being Mikey and begins to exercise his gift of holding breath for long intervals. The bros are all chiding each other, saying how unclassy it was to do that in front of a lady. When crush nonchalantly admits it was her, Leo’s eyes almost pop out of his head in shock. While the rest of his brothers are cracking up, Leo kinda gapes, wondering how anyone could have such courage as to… let one loose in public.

Raph: 

He knows it’s her the moment he smells it. He looks over and sees her lips pursed, trying to hold back a smile, and her legs are pressed together unusually tightly. He accuses her right off the bat, waving a hand in front of his nose and announcing to the entire lair, “GEEZ, LAY OFF THE BEANS, Y/N.” She gasps in mock horror, before saying casually, “Well, compared to your farts, mine smell like roses.” His brothers proceed to catch their wounded brother from the fatal burn that was dealt to him.

Donnie:

Like Raph, Donnie knew the moment she cut the cheese that she was the culprit (her supposedly ‘silent but deadly’ had lacked silence but was still very much fatal). She’s very sheepish when his brothers begin turning to her in suspicion. Mikey leans forward, sniffing between Donnie and his crush, who are sitting next to each other. “Alright, which one of you dropped the booty bomb.” Her entire face goes red, until Donnie comes to the rescue. “Uh… that was me guys. Sorry.” She gives him the most grateful look while his brothers relentlessly tease him.

Mikey:

“Oh, so we’re at THAT level of our relationship, huh?” Mikey smirks when his crush laughs uncontrollably after farting. He takes that as a signal that they’re comfortable enough to begin letting their gross sides show. They’re gross little children, so from that point forward they start a competition of who can catch the other completely off-guard with a silent passing of wind. “Y /N, can you hand me the… OHHHHH! That was a quality one. I didn’t see that coming. That’ll make a lovely topping to my anchovy pizza, thank you.”

BNHA OC Form, Stasi

|Basic Info|

Name: Stasi Fuudo

Nicknames/Aliases: Heat wave, Heat exhaustion

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 3/05

Sexuality: Lesbian

Height: 5'5

Weight: 157 lbs

Hair Color: Mahogany 

Eye Color: Maroon

Skin Color: Tan fading to ash grey at her hands and feet

Looks: The left side of her head is shaved and the rest is just above shoulder length. She has a bit of chub on her and her ears are pointed. Skin is grey around hands and feet because of all the times she has heated them up

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Her dad got locked up for being a villain and her mom is super clingy 

Sibling(s): N/A

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Kayla, Octavia, and Destiny 

Romantic Interest(s): Rosaline 

Pet(s): Cat

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Thermostat

Costume: Shorts with a red tankini and black heat resistant black shoes

Motivations: Fight people like her dad

Quirk: Furnace

Abilities: Can raise her body temperature high enough to melt most things she touches

Weaknesses: It takes a second for her to cool down so she has to be careful what she touches. Also gets dehydrated after using quirk for too long. Drinks the most water of any student

Other Abilities: Skilled in hand to hand combat. Also a snarky bitch

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 2/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 2/5

Cooperativeness: 1/5

|Quote|

Is it getting hot in here or is it just my hand melting this counter we're leaning against?

Its so cute!!

So let's say after spending a week or two with turtle bae for mating season, reader finds out they did actually get her pregnant. What's the bros reactions? :3 Thank you!

Oh ho ho…  Oh boy.

LEO

“You’re… what?”

Leo is wheezing, knees buckling and he needs to lean onto the wall for support. Oh, oh god.

After a few days to let the idea settle in, he totally accepts it. He’s super excited, however, he demands you stay down in the sewer until the child is born. No if’s, and’s or but’s. He doesn’t want someone stealing you and the baby away, and gets very over protective of you.

RAPH

“No sh*t.”

He isn’t shocked whatsoever, but he seems sorta… blank about it. Like yeah, whatever, you’re pregnant. He’d shrug his shoulders. He didn’t believe it would last. He was a mutant after all, it’s not like- Wait, Donnie said the baby is going to make it?

HOLY CRAP WOW HIS WORLD IS AMAZING??? HE HAS A QUEEN AND A SOON TO BE PRINCESS OR A KNIGHT- or BOTH?! YES THIS IS AMAZING.

DONNIE

“Honey, no, that… that test is wrong. You can’t… No. No.” He makes you take at least 100 pregnancy tests. All of them, every single one, comes up positive.

“Lies!” He can’t believe it. How? HOW?! He’ll research every type of possible pregnancy test there ever was, and you passed each one.

“I’m… I’m going to… be a dad?”

MIKEY

Completely shocked. 

“You’re… We’re… We did it?” 

First try too, woah. He’s so mind blown about the idea of kids, but he gets one of his own? That night is full of passion and sweet touches, talking about your future and telling everyone the news.

SHUT UP AND SEND ME THE SIN SO I MIGHT POISON PEOPLE WITH THE HORNY

Do you take NSFW requests? 👀

Why are you asking?? You already know I do, or did the literal two fanfics of pure smut I wrote you go over your head? 🤣

Ok so how many children do you HC each turtle having and what gender? Also would any have twins or triplets? 💞🐢

Leo:

Despite popular belief, I think Leo would have the most kids of the four brothers. So maybe four kids, though I don’t think any of would be in pairs (sorry SO, you gon be birthing Leo’s offspring times 4). Majority boys, so that he can teach them how to follow in their father’s footsteps to lead the clan, but he has at least one daughter that is the light of his life, and reminds him in every single way of her mother.

Donnie:

Two kids. Two. No more, no less. He doesn’t want any sibling third wheels, or A and B teams formed, or a lonely only child. And he’s in love with the idea of twin baby girls. Teaching them defend themselves, how to wow boys with their brains as well as their beauty. He thinks a baby girl is the embodiment of innocence, and he’d be honored to help raise such a little girl into an independent, intelligent young woman. Especially if he got to do it twice.

Raph:

Three, maybe with one set of twins. Maybe. But 2 of them are gonna be girls, and the eldest would be his son. The boy is the spitting image of his father - bright green eyes, a lady-killer smirk, and a slightly-better maintained temper. And the little heartbreakers? Carbon copies of their mother - strong-headed little girls with sass and spunk, that melt their daddy’s heart every time they give them those big ol’ puppy dog eyes.

Mikey:

One. The boy might not be able to keep it in his pants very well, but I think he’d only be able to handle one kid at a time when it comes to raising one. A little boy, that actually resembles his intellectual uncle. Mikey’s son is quiet and bookish, but when he’s persuaded out of his shy demeanor, he has the same type of addictive humor as his father. And once he learns to balance his quiet and belligerent sides, you can be sure he’ll stun any lady, just like Mike.

I have an ask for a first time with Donnie that's been in my ask box for a few months, and I'm super super excited to write it. Unfortunately I lost someone very close to me recently, so for the time being I am unable to mentally handle writing. As soon as I'm out of this funk I will 100% begin writing, I already have plenty of ideas.

THANK THE FUCKING LORD I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SCAR HEADCANNON FOR OVER TWO YEARS NOW!!

YOU THE REAL MVP MY DUDE!

Who wants some TMNT meta about scars?

Because I have a bunch of that!

(side note this is my favorite raph face, he is so judgmental and superior I love it)

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Dude, has anyone else realized that in lights out Diana could have attacked them from under the covers in their bed?

I mean unless you sleep with a really light blanket Your bed is super dark so technically it would be the perfect place for Diana to attack and kill the characters, but she doesn't. I mean yea she's an asshole for wanting the mom all to herself and trying to kill the rest of her family to achieve that, but all things considered she was actually uncharacteristicly nice about it...0.0

How about the boys reaction to if s/o accidentally mumbled "fuck me" instead of "fuck you"? Thanks😄

Leo: *in too much of a blunder to realize the confused phrase* “Well… fuck me too! Wait what”

Raph: *smirks and pulls them close* “Your wish is my command”

Donnie: *snorts and whips off his glasses dramatically* “If you insist, my dearest”

Mikey: *scoffs and feigns poutiness* “what, no foreplay? No romance? I’m feeling disrespected. I am NOT a piece of meat”