THANK THE FUCKING LORD I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SCAR HEADCANNON FOR OVER TWO YEARS NOW!!

Last I checked, as soon as Megan Fox has her baby they're making a new one😄😄😄

Ok so I have so much anxiety over one thing: we NEED a third 21st century TMNT movie. I mean, the fuzz about that is long gone but I still sit here like… WE NEED MORE OF THIS

MAKE IT HAPPEN MICHAEL BAY

Feel free to visit my ask box any time hun 🙏🏻

Where THE FUCK are all the tmnt writers with their GODDAMN requests open?! Especially for smut?! PLS I JUST MFKSMDJDJJFHMAJFDBH!

Y'all don't understand how funny this is

One time, Donnie was so sleep-deprived he tried to zoom into a piece of paper.

*Me as a human being*

The bros are all sitting around eating dinner when Mikey pulls out the first pun, (you wanna pizza me bro?) and Raph is already groaning. Soon it turns into a competition between Casey, April, Mikey, and Donnie.

Eventually Leo joins in.

Raph gives up and starts walking away before I stop him and ask for a favor. He gives me a wierd look but agrees.

At the end of a particularly bad pun (from Leo) I slam my empty soda bottle on the table where Raph crushes it with his fist. "Wow guys, that was soda-pressing."

*Cue airhorns*

Casey face palms, April claps, Mikey loses his shit, Donnie is so shook he can't move, and Leo looks like he's praying.

*Yea, definatly describes me in a nutshell*

😂😂

Gotta say, tbh, yesterday I was touching up a client's hair while they relaxed and all I could think about was riding tf out of Leo or being pinned down by Donnie. 😣😩

And I don't regret shit.😄😆😳😘

I have an ask for a first time with Donnie that's been in my ask box for a few months, and I'm super super excited to write it. Unfortunately I lost someone very close to me recently, so for the time being I am unable to mentally handle writing. As soon as I'm out of this funk I will 100% begin writing, I already have plenty of ideas.

This was beautiful, thank you😂😂

I have an ask! This happened to me today and it was the greatest 😂. So what if the reader just figured out they have crush on a bro and that one walks in during a convo between reader and other bros and they stutter before face palming and shouting, "how the hell am I supposed to think when this sexy beast (points to turt) walks in looking like a snack??" Thank you, I love your blog!!😚😚

Thank you, babes!!

Leonardo would choke on his drink, off-guard. He thankfully saves himself by diving into the other room, heaving into his hands from the liquid going down the wrong pipe. Despite the attempt on his life, the tea slides down and he can breathe again. ‘Oh so SHE LIKES ME. Oh god she likes me.’

Raphael would ATTEMPT to play it off like he didn’t hear it, but in all honesty it both boosts his cockiness and the fluttering in his stomach. He’d start flexing on the low, making sure you’d see his muscles, except you don’t see it. Some of the time.

Donatello would flip shit. He’s not watching where he’s going and fucking flips over the back of the couch, tech and limbs clamoring everywhere as he squeaks. You question whether or not he’s alright, but his brother waves it off. “Typical Donnie.”

Mikey would be sooooo smooth with it. He loves that kinda slang, and kisses both his biceps. “This ain’t no snack, angelcakes! This is a full course meal! With fries!”

Then he’d hop onto his airboard and surf around, whooping and cheering.

Headcannon that the first time you bring a stack of paper to the lair you realize they don't have a Shredder😂😂

I just choked on my cereal 😂😂😂

I’m…I’m sorry…

This, this is amazing 😍😍😍

Ok so I was reading the fic where Raph goes crazy when his s/o churrs and I was hoping that you could do one with Donnie. This time tho he's all shy bean until s/o churrs back and then he loses it and takes charge. We need more shmexy Donnie, and also your blog is amazing. I've been reading your stuff for the last hour. Thank you for being an amazing, beautiful human 😆😄😁😁❤💜

Thank you so much for the request! Hope you like it. Your kind words are making me smile.

WARNING 18+ CONTENT!!!

After getting home from work she hurriedly showered and changed into a black pencil skirt and lavender top. She applied a little gloss to her lips, mascara to her lashes and spritzed on some strawberry scented perfume. Taking one last look in the mirror she grabbed her keys, and locked her apartment door. As she was driving she found herself happily singing along to the radio. She couldn’t wait to see him.

His name was Donatello. He was tall, covered in lean muscle, and very nerdy. He was also a mutant turtle and had a Bo that he effectively wielded against crime. Donnie and his four brothers had rescued her during an altercation involving the foot 11 months ago. She always had a soft spot for the nerdy but strong type, and it didn’t take long for her to see past their physical differences.

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