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Our Omega

Hawks x F!reader x Fatgum

A/N: This is once again just pure smut so WHOOPS

@redrehab​ this smut war is not over yet and you shall feel my sinful wrath   *pulls out lightsaber*

(Omegaverse)

Enjoy sinners <3

You were sitting in the living room scrolling through social media while your mate, Hawks, lifted weights in the spare room. The front door swung open suddenly to reveal your other mate Fatgum, who was sweating and sporting a few bruises, his body deflated to his fit form. His breathing was labored and the second his eyes met yours a deep growl emitted from his chest.

You felt your body relax submissively and immediately knew something was off.

Shit, his rut isn’t supposed to be for another month, you thought as he took a step towards you, his pheromones surrounding you like a blanket, stained with the scent of arousal. He growled again and another growl sounded from the room behind you where Hawks stood, sweat dripping down his exposed chest. You almost didn’t hear the whine that left your mouth as slick pooled between your thighs and soaked through your shorts.

Before the other alpha could make a move, Hawks moved to stand between you and the rutting alpha. “Taishiro, what’s going on?” he demanded through gritted teeth.

“Villain… quirk,” he huffed, “Omega, let me breed you…” 

Fatgum’s yellow eyes zeroed in on yours and the sinful sound that left him had you moaning out loud. Suddenly you were wrapped in a second scent as Hawks gave in to his growing desire, fueled by his other mate's pheromones. Your alpha’s didn’t even bother to move things to the bedroom as Hawks pulled your back against his chest and sat on the couch. His strong arms wrapped themselves around your stomach as he nibbled at your neck. “Fuck angel you smell so fucking good,” he groaned as he licked along your sweat gland before sucking at the skin just beneath your ear. 

For a moment, the larger male just watched with lust filled eyes. Just his gaze was causing more slick to leak out of you and you could hear Hawks inhaling it like a drug. Fatgum's nose flared as the scent of your arousal hit his nose and you moaned as Hawks slipped on of his hands into your shorts and slipped two fingers easily between your slick folds.

“God Keigo,” you moaned as he immediately started a fast pace, filling the room with squelching sounds from all of your slick.

A growl to your left drew your eyes back to Fatgum, who was crouching down and inhaling your scent as he worked a hand along his thick member, his pants having been discarded at some point. The only coherent thought in your mind was that you needed him inside of you filling you up with his knot. The thought caused you to whimper and his eyes snapped up to yours. “Taishi, please alpha…” you weren’t able to get anything else out as Hawks crooked his fingers and brushed against your g-spot. 

Your back arched but your moan was cut off when a thick finger breached your lips. You immediately began to suck at it as you stared into your mate's yellow eyes. “Fuck baby, look at you. Keigo, move your hand, I’m gonna take care of our little omega.” Hawks removed his hand from your pants and brought his fingers up to suck your slick off of them with a long, drawn out moan.

You whined before returning your gaze to Fatgum, who was stroking your inner thigh. As you watched him gently caress you, you were  lifted from your lust filled state enough to remember that he was hurt. “Taishiro, you’re hurt,” you huffed as you reached out for him. “You need to eat and get rest.”

The alpha only lowered your hand before kissing your lips heatedly. “They’re only scratches my love, and I have the perfect meal,” he lowered his head closer to your core as he ripped off your shorts, “right here.” 

The finger that had been in your mouth pushed into you as he attached his mouth to your clit and sucked. “Alpha!” you cried out, back arching as you reached for his head. Strong hands grabbed your arms and pulled them behind you as Hawks ground his erection up into you. 

“Fuck angel, you’re loving this aren’t you?” he leaned forward so his mouth was against the shell of your ear as he added, “you just love when your alpha’s take care of you, don’t you? You can’t wait to be stuffed full with our knots?”

“Please fill me alpha, I need your knot,” you mewled as the mouth around your clit pulled back and fingers left you empty and whining.

You were suddenly lifted as Hawks moved to lean against the arm of the couch and you were flipped onto your knees, ass in the air and mouth right above the winged hero’s ever growing bulge. Behind you, your rutting alpha pinned both of your arms to your back before slipping both wrists through the makeshift handcuffs he had made from one of Hawks discarded ties. He pulled them tight before grabbing the tie and pulling you up so your back was against his. “Are you ready for my knot baby?” he teased as you felt the head of his erection ghosting against your entrance.

Tears welled up in your eyes as you responded. “Please Taishi, I need you inside of me,” you cried and without warning his thick cock breached your entrance. There was a slight stinging but you were high off of the feeling as he lowered your head back down and began thrusting in and out of you. You found yourself hovering over your other alpha’s bare cock greedily taking it into your mouth and swallowed around him.

A hand twisted in your hair before tugging you off of Hawks cock, the said hero’s golden eyes never leaving your face as he teased the head of his length against your lips and he held your head up by your hair. “Shit angel you just love skewering yourself between us don’t you?” He let go of your hair and you returned to sucking him off as he groaned sinfully above you. Fatgum was no better as he rutted into you, still holding your wrists behind you as he used it to pull you towards him with every snap of his hips,

The pace suddenly changed as both heros grabbed onto you and thrust themselves into your waiting holes. Hawks was the first one to finish as he filled your mouth with his seed, watching as you dutifully swallowed every drop. As soon as he had pulled out of your mouth, Fatgum shoved you into the couch, allowing him to reach new angles inside of you. You no longer cared to feel embarrassed about the loud sinful sounds leaving your mouth that you were sure the neighbors could hear, and as you felt your orgasm approaching you whined to warn him. Taishiro licked up your neck before sinking his teeth into your bonding mark, ripping your orgasm from you with a shout of both their names. You felt his knot against your entrance before it was stuffing you full and he filled you. 

It took a minute for the knot to deflate but he untied your wrists before he pulled out of you and groaned, stumbling over to the kitchen. “I need a snack, but don’t you dare move,” he said locking eyes with you. “I’m nowhere near finished with you.”

What about Donnie having a secret love for massaging his girl because he loves the noises she makes, and maybe she futures it out and teases him till he pounce her 👀👀

Oooh you just know he would totally use this to his advantage. Usually you would be the one walking into the lab saying he needs a massage because of all the hard work he's done ... but he's a gentleman and wants to return the favor. "Only if I'll massage you too", he said with a smile. All of this started off nice and cute until you realized what he was doing. You weren't dumb. You knew your moaning and (sometimes) squeaking drove him insane. You could tell from the way he moved is hands, resting at a certain spot and then continuing with what was doing.

Now you'd sometimes straight out ask him if he could give you a massage. Bringing in an excuse like "too much stress at work" or "I slept in a weird position". Sometimes you didn't use an excuse at all. You just wanted a massage that's all. You would constantly find new spots that are sore and need some work on.

Not to be complaining, you loved the "normal" Donnie but you loved it when he got wild as well. That didn't happen often which is why you took advantage of it.

I am so glad I found your page! Your work is amazing! So I was wondering what if the boys were sent to wake up their crush (who's stubborn and won't leave their bed) and they resort to pulling off their blankets to find their crush in only a tank top and underwear. How would the bro's react?

Leo: 

The poor turtle would most definitely have a heart attack. He’d smother them back in blankets before he could so much as glimpse any part of their body that he wasn’t supposed to see. He’d also effectively wake them up, after his crush was jarred out of sleep to what seemed to be a hyperventilating terrapin trying to suffocate them in blankets.

Raph:

The guy would freeze, torn between two options: leave and try to pretend it never happened, or be a peeping tom and continue to stare at that gorgeous body a while longer. By the time he figured out staring at them was straight-up pervy, they’d already begun to feel cold and realized the blankets were being held in his hands. He was banned from their room for a month.

Donnie:

Oh my gosh, he actually screams. He stumbles away and tries to escape the room (like that’s gonna help, his screech already woke up his sleeping beauty) and accidentally trips over his own feet, falling backwards into the closet and causing a basket of laundry to fall on his head. He walks out, pride wounded, having seen more of his crush’s undergarments than originally planned.

Mikey:

So, the crush wakes up upon hearing him enter the room. Mikey’s all bouncy and ready to start the day, so he doesn’t heed their warnings that they’re half naked. He pulls off the covers, squeaks like a mouse, replaces them quickly, and trots out of the room, all the while hearing his crush’s hysterical laugh and a shout of ‘I TOLD YOU SO!’

DWAGONS

reblog if you are a NERD who loves DRAGONS

I MEAN…

Who

Doesnt

like dragons?

They can be loyal

or they can be firce

How can you not love dragons?

They are like huge cats

Do you take NSFW requests? 👀

Why are you asking?? You already know I do, or did the literal two fanfics of pure smut I wrote you go over your head? 🤣

This was so well written, and I am so hot for this man. God I love him. Thank you for this treat! 😭🙏🏻

Delicious Desire

Alright Turtle Doves,

It's my birthday in a few days and even though I'm 7,000 miles away from home, I'm feeling the love.

For our resident genius.

Lord help me.

This is the first time I have ever posted something without a proofread by my darling @leosgirl82

Forgive me, my love 😂😘

And a huge THANK YOU to @digitl-art-monstr for helping me with this 🥰

This One-shot is 💯 self indulgent.

You'll know it when you see it 😂

Without further Ado,

I give you,

My insatiable thirst...

18+ content - for mature audiences only!

Reblogs only, please!

Delicious Desire

It's the week of your birthday and your genius boyfriend has taken to spoiling you rotten with an extravagant surprise every night, leading up to the big day.

So far, he has brought you on the most romantic dates known to humankind.

However, after seeing you all dolled up at the masquerade last night, and dancing suggestively with his eldest brother, thanks to having one too many *adult beverages*, Mr. Romance loses himself to his more primal instincts…

There's only a few days left before your big day, and you're super excited to see what your boyfriend has in store for you tonight.

However, when you get to the lab and open the double doors, all the lights are off.

Well that's odd.

The moment you step through the entrance, fairy lights that have been set up on the floor - like runway lights - illuminate a path to the lab table.

Standing there is Donnie. Leaning up against the table, arms crossed, with that *flirty Don look* he does so well.

Wearing nothing but a white towel around his waist.

Barely.

He pushes himself off the table and reaches out to you. Walking forward and taking his hand, you realize the runway lights continue on through the back half of the lab, leading to his bedroom door.

He remains silent as he leads you to his room.

Upon entry into his purple-lit cove, there's a long table on one side of the bed with candies, fruits, whipped cream, chocolate - anything you'd ever want as a topping on an ice cream sundae.

"We having a midnight snack?" You ask with a smirk.

He leans down and whispers in your ear, "No, we aren't - but I am. And you're the snack."

Holy mother fucking shit.

You look at him in shock. Full blush blossoming over your face and chest.

He gives you a sultry look.

"God, I love that I can make you blush like that," he says, his hands on your waist as he pushes you towards the bed.

Your brain has temporarily shut down, having never seen this normally cool, calm, and restrained man go from flirty to feral over you. You feel the bed hit the back of your legs, and automatically go to sit down.

He stops you.

"Be a good girl," he purrs, tugging at your top.

You comply, pulling your top off as he relieves you of your bottoms.

His hand disappears behind you as he stands, unclipping your bra, and adding it to the pile of clothes on the floor.

Looking down at you like you're his prey, he nods up towards his pillows, never breaking eye contact.

Before you can even climb up, he's already hovering above you. His mouth has already closed in on yours, desperate and devouring as you gasp, while lying down. His hands hungrily grabbing and squeezing at your body as he moans into your mouth.

He breaks the kiss and moves his mouth to your ear.

"This isn't what I had planned for tonight. However, after seeing you in that dress last night…" he trails off as his lips make real estate on your neck.

You can't help but reach up to him, hands roaming all over his shoulders and biceps.

"Jesus, Don. Last night in the shower…"

"Not nearly enough," he says, "I'm feeling a bit territorial, and possessive. I know there's no need for me to worry, but…"

His lips are back on you. Your chest this time. He still has his towel wrapped around him but it's doing nothing to hide his excitement.

He moves his lips back up to your ear, "He had his hands all over you last night, and now I'm being petty…"

*Kiss below your ear*

"and selfish…"

*kiss with a little suction in the same spot*

"and extremely greedy."

*bite* - *as he rolls one of your nipples between his finger and thumb*

"Holy shit Don," you moan.

"Mmm," he hums through a kiss, "I'm gonna make you so happy, they're gonna hear you through the soundproof walls," he purrs.

Oh my GOD

He's lost his mind 🔥

And you are living for it.

He takes your hands and brings them above your head, then grabs at something on the headboard.

You feel your wrists being restrained as he gives a quick tug.

He looks down at you, and his features suddenly soften, "we don't have to do anything you don't want to. And if there's something I start doing that makes you uncomfortable, please tell me. This is me being greedy over wanting to pleasure you. I want to make sure my desire is reciprocated," he says softly.

You nod, giving him the consent he's looking for, and he sits back on his haunches and smirks.

"Those are my legstraps, by the way," he winks, and reaches over for a bowl of liquid chocolate.

You close your eyes and shake your head with a smirk, blushing all over again.

He drizzles the deliciously warm chocolate over the peaks of your breasts, making a line that joins together, from each breast, to where the bottom of your sternum is. He continues, trailing the chocolate down the middle of your stomach to the top of your pubic bone.

He looks up at your face and gives you that *flirty Don look*. Except it's not flirty, it's hungry, and sultry, successfully causing a rush of excitement between your legs.

"That's gonna taste much better than the chocolate," he growls.

His mouth goes right down in between your thighs for a quick, exploratory taste.

You moan as he laps at your entrance a few times before bringing his sinful tongue to your pubic bone and proceeds to clean the trail of hot fudge thoroughly - licking and sucking every drop as he gets to your pert nipples.

He cleans the chocolate off with one firm lick, before pulling the entire bud into his mouth to tease, swirl, and flick.

All those gasps and whimpers he's responsible for, are causing him to rut against the mattress, where he's resting between your legs.

He moves to the other side, giving the same attention before bringing his lips back up to yours.

"You know…"

*kiss*

"I have a table full of delicious treats…"

*kiss*

"but all I want…"

*kiss*

"is to taste you," he says softly, right before he slides his tongue through your astonished, parted lips.

He reaches down between the two of you and frees himself at the opening of the towel, pressing his tip, teasingly into your entrance.

With the help of his hand, he drags his excitement up and down your entire slit, making sure he circles your clit with it, each pass.

"Don please…" you're begging.

And he loves it.

He smirks, moving himself away from your warmth and uses his finger as a replacement, slowly sinking it inside to find the right spot.

And he finds it immediately.

He pumps his finger in and out, slow and torturous, massaging your front, inner wall.

You attempt to move your hips against him to assist him in pleasuring you.

But he's not having it.

As he continues his torturous pleasure, he puts his mouth by your ear, "Don't worry, Sunshine," he coos, "Daddy is gonna take really good care of his good girl."

"Oh, fuck," you breathe out, pressing yourself downward, almost uncontrollably.

He chuckles, mouth still by your ear, "You really like the Daddy thing, huh?"

You let out a shaky breath in response, unable to form a coherent thought, nevermind a full sentence.

"That's good… Cuz I do too," he whispers, moving his lips to your neck.

While he's leaving open mouth kisses, and nibbling at the sensitive skin of your neck, he adds his thumb to the fun he's having between your legs, successfully making you yell his name.

He teases and massages all the right places, at just the right pace until your breathing picks up considerably, and you feel yourself starting to peak.

And he pulls his hand away.

Your eyes go wide and you look at him accusingly.

He gives you a dirty smirk.

*Cue bedroom eyes*

"Daddy please…" you moan quietly.

His face sobers instantaneously. He puts his hand under one of your thighs, bringing it up towards your chest while removing the offending towel, right before sinking himself into your soaking wet core.

"Oh God, yess," you hiss as he grunts a barely restrained thrust.

"Untie me," you breathe out, "I want to touch you."

He reaches up with one hand and undoes the strap, never missing a beat as he maintains his steady pace.

You can see him clenching his teeth as he tries to keep himself under control.

Pulling his face down to yours, you push your tongue through his lips, eliciting a loud moan.

You feel as he starts to slow his pace and his hips start to stutter.

He's almost there.

Pulling at his arm, you signal him that you want him to let go of your leg, and successfully move it back down by his hip. You lock your calves around the backs of his thighs and slip your hand between the two of you, making small, quick circles with your fingers, to help you catch up to him.

"Oh my fucking God," he growls, and slams his mouth to yours as his whole abdomen tightens, sending you over the edge with him, after that last hard thrust of his hips.

You tear your mouth away from his as shockwaves of electricity flow through your body. You throw your head back, as your body arches up into his, singing praises to his name while he kisses your neck.

Once your soul comes back to your body, you bring your hand to your forehead to push the hair back from your face, as you try to catch your breath.

You realize he's staring at you.

"Yes?" You ask with a flirty smile.

"I love you," he whispers, kissing you a few times.

"I love you too," you tell him, draping your arms around his neck.

He scoots down a little, removing himself from inside of you, and rests his head on your breasts.

"You know, I've had so many fantasies about you, and it's still hard for me to believe that I actually have you now," he confesses.

You smile as you run your fingers along the back of his neck and out over the top of his shoulder.

"I'm all yours," you tell him.

He slips both arms under you and squeezes.

"I know," he says.

You lay there like that for a little bit, and the need to know is killing you, so you ask with a smirk, "What's your favorite fantasy… And has it been fulfilled?"

He's quiet for a minute.

"Yes," he says quietly, "you fulfill it every day."

Now you're thinking. What the fuck do we do every day.

"What is it?" You finally ask him.

He moves up again, looking down at you for a moment before responding.

"You tell me that you love me," he says, coming in for a kiss.

Done.

Your heart is singing.

"You have no idea how much I love you," you whisper through kisses, as he wipes a tear you didn't realize had escaped your eye.

"I think I do," he whispers back. He puts his lips on yours and slides his tongue back into your mouth for a full taste. He pulls away and adds some suction to the kiss as he does, making you squeeze him in-between your thighs.

"Mmm," he smirks, "I like that, too. The suction. I could've eaten you alive the first time you did that to me," he confesses.

"Why didn't you?" You ask teasingly.

"Because you weren't exactly mine, yet," he says with a look.

"If I'm adding suction to a kiss," you say, pulling his face closer so his lips hover above yours, "then I'm looking to be eaten," you whisper.

He growls as he attacks your lips with a thirsty desire.

You can feel his fully hardened member pressing against your inner thigh, again.

"You're not sleeping tonight, Sunshine," he says through needy kisses.

"I'm ok with that," you tell him.

And he continues to love you for the rest of the night, until you're sure you'll pass out from the sheer amount of mind blowing orgasms he's gifted you…

Oh, and he might be right…

You may owe the household an apology for keeping them awake all night.

Soundproofing or not.

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This was beautiful, thank you😂😂

I have an ask! This happened to me today and it was the greatest 😂. So what if the reader just figured out they have crush on a bro and that one walks in during a convo between reader and other bros and they stutter before face palming and shouting, "how the hell am I supposed to think when this sexy beast (points to turt) walks in looking like a snack??" Thank you, I love your blog!!😚😚

Thank you, babes!!

Leonardo would choke on his drink, off-guard. He thankfully saves himself by diving into the other room, heaving into his hands from the liquid going down the wrong pipe. Despite the attempt on his life, the tea slides down and he can breathe again. ‘Oh so SHE LIKES ME. Oh god she likes me.’

Raphael would ATTEMPT to play it off like he didn’t hear it, but in all honesty it both boosts his cockiness and the fluttering in his stomach. He’d start flexing on the low, making sure you’d see his muscles, except you don’t see it. Some of the time.

Donatello would flip shit. He’s not watching where he’s going and fucking flips over the back of the couch, tech and limbs clamoring everywhere as he squeaks. You question whether or not he’s alright, but his brother waves it off. “Typical Donnie.”

Mikey would be sooooo smooth with it. He loves that kinda slang, and kisses both his biceps. “This ain’t no snack, angelcakes! This is a full course meal! With fries!”

Then he’d hop onto his airboard and surf around, whooping and cheering.

TMNT in correspondence to elements of earth

So my friend (who's a big nerd) walked in on me fangirling about TMNT and commented on how he didn't really like the series because the character development sucked. Of course I argued back but none of what I was saying was making any sense to him, so finally I attempted to put my insight into a perspective that he would understand.

As I see it the family of turtles (and their rat dad/sensei) are similar to aspects of the earth. Imagine that earth itself is New York City and the sun is the Foot Clan, each member of the family is an unseen force connecting to the earth.

Leo is the magnetic field surrounding the planet and keeping everything in place. He could also be gravity because he keeps the team grounded and in place even when they try to break and or test the boundaries. His family expects him to always do his job and they rely on him to lead them, but sometimes he finally starts to feel the strain of keeping everyone together and considers giving up. However he continues his efforts because that's what he's supposed to do, so he puts his problems aside and does what he needs to do for his family.

Raph is solar flares sent from the sun because some people who aren't familiar with the film think he's going to turn and go rogue (which he kinda does in 2007), but also because his opinion is contradictory to the other family member's. He also clashes with Leo (the magnetic field) who keeps him from causing destruction, and although his take on things are normally considered dangerous or extreme, after passing through his brother's rage his words come out as something beautiful that people treasure if they take the time to appreciate it (in other words it becomes the Aurora Borealis). Plus he tends to remind the team that there's a whole other point of view of which to view things from, constantly giving the team a reality check.

Donnie is the atmosphere, giving people the air they need to breathe easy and also evolving the species according to the environment. He may not always be viewed as a very important piece of the team but he is an essential aspect of their success. His inventions make it possible to get things done and are why they didn't die jumping off a plane. He is prepared for anything and never hesitates to do what he needs to do to help his family.

Mikey is the weather, giving everyone what they need to keep moving. When the team is in a heated argument he's the clouds attempting to cool the mood, when they feel like giving up and quitting he's the e rain giving them the small push to keep moving on and growing. People see him as annoying and assume he's just getting in the way when in reality his 'unnecessary humor' is just him trying to lighten the mood and cheer everyone up as well as cheering them on.

Then Splinter is the core of the earth, keeping the planet, and it's elements, under his good influence and keeping everything running smoothly.

All in all I think I did a pretty good job, although my friend is now concerned with how much time I'm spending on anything related to the fandom. 😂

OP this is fantastic. I demand to read these fanfictions Leo writes cause we all know he's written some downright sinful shit 😂

Random Turtle HCs

Based on the Bayverse turts, guys are 25+ SFW

-Donnie listens to 70s/80s funk jams in the lab. Anything with a groovy beat helps keep him focused on his tasks, but sometimes he subconsciously starts dancing when his favorite songs come on the speakers. Mikey caught him once, and he's never heard the end of it.

-When they were tweens Mikey got Raph into animes like Dragonball Z and Bleach. It was something they both really got excited about when the re-runs would come on tv. As they get older, both guys still watch it together for a lil brother bonding time. They're currently binging Jujustu Kaisen and One Punch Man. Donnie will sometimes watch an episode or two with them, but he never really got into it. Leo makes fun of Mikey and Raph for liking such bro-y shows, but secretly watches shojo/shonen animes like Fruits Basket or Oran Host Club. He's re-watching Inuyasha right now (for the third time). He would die of embarrassment if his brothers found out (Donnie knows).

-After seriously pulling a muscle a few years ago, Leo got really into massage therapy. He did a bunch of research on physical therapy and different massage techniques, and figured out how to marry the two ideas so he could help out when his brothers inevitably hurt themselves. Cough *Mikey* Cough.

-Speaking of which, Mikey is literally always hurting himself. He's not clumsy, he's just a wild dude who tends to overestimate the capabilities of his board. He's smacked into the side of a building more times than his brothers can count.

-Raph has a tendency to yap in the weight room. He's serious about working out, but if one of his brothers comes in to work in with him, he'll get reeeaal chatty. It's just the space he feels most comfortable and open, where his walls come down. Mikey doesn't mind, but it bugs the crap out of Leo.

-Donnie has to be dragged to the weight room to lift weights. Leo insists on it, and even gave him a perfectly tailored workout plan, but Donnie will make up every excuse to not go. He's never been able to build muscle like his brothers, and they know that, but Leo still wants him to continue strength training. Once as a teen, he was tossed over Raph's shoulder and brought in. Raph got away mostly unscathed.

-Leo writes Star trek and Battlestar Galactica fanfic. No, I will not elaborate.

-Mikey has been teaching Splinter new slang words, mostly to irritate Leo. The other night at dinner he used "no cap" in a sentence, and Leo got up and left the table. Mikey was cackling.

-Donnie swears. A lot. Raph and Mikey do too, but Don is real bad. Leo tries not to, out of respect and in the name of good manners, but if he gets heated in a videogame against Mikey, watch out.

-Mikey struggles with depression, but uses his sense of humor to cope. His jokes occasionally border on self-depreciating, which is a heads up to his brothers that he's not doing great. They take camping trips or plan fun days to help him out of the funk.

-Leo is the biggest flirt in the world. He doesn't realize he's doing it sometimes, until his victims are more blush than person and a puddle on the floor.

-Donnie is incredibly sassy. Like 1000%. He loved sitcom shows like The Golden Girls growing up, and learned how to deliver absolutely fatal comebacks with ease. He doesn't strike to kill unless he's annoyed, usually.

-Raph loves to sing. Like actually loves it. He won't sing for his brothers, but if you follow him on nights when he sneaks off, he goes to abandoned warehouses for the acoustics. Raph has a beautiful voice, with a little rasp to it, and he likes the way it echoes off the rafters. He usually sings along with 90s/2000s r&b, but sometimes will pull out some classic rock ballads. He's been singing Because of You by Ne-yo the past few nights.

-When Mikey discovers a new artist that he likes, the whole lair knows. He plays the music on full blast, going through the full discography. Donnie usually has to threaten to disconnect the wifi before he'll turn it down. His newest fixation was the Silk Sonic album.

-All the brothers' music tastes are influenced by each other. Raph listens to Rap, Leo likes R&B, Mikey's into Hip Hop, and Donnie's music is soup (there's a bit of literally everything). They all share music with each other, adding to the queue when they're in the garbage truck. The only consensus is that country sucks.

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my conclusions after reading over 20 NSFW turtle x reader fic