Its So Cute!!

*Pats* It will all make sense soon (I hope).

Thoughts on 2018 Turtles

I am trying so hard to like it.

I am trying to like the new turtles.

Like trying.

But I’m just like…

Ok so how many children do you HC each turtle having and what gender? Also would any have twins or triplets? 💞🐢

Leo:

Despite popular belief, I think Leo would have the most kids of the four brothers. So maybe four kids, though I don’t think any of would be in pairs (sorry SO, you gon be birthing Leo’s offspring times 4). Majority boys, so that he can teach them how to follow in their father’s footsteps to lead the clan, but he has at least one daughter that is the light of his life, and reminds him in every single way of her mother.

Donnie:

Two kids. Two. No more, no less. He doesn’t want any sibling third wheels, or A and B teams formed, or a lonely only child. And he’s in love with the idea of twin baby girls. Teaching them defend themselves, how to wow boys with their brains as well as their beauty. He thinks a baby girl is the embodiment of innocence, and he’d be honored to help raise such a little girl into an independent, intelligent young woman. Especially if he got to do it twice.

Raph:

Three, maybe with one set of twins. Maybe. But 2 of them are gonna be girls, and the eldest would be his son. The boy is the spitting image of his father - bright green eyes, a lady-killer smirk, and a slightly-better maintained temper. And the little heartbreakers? Carbon copies of their mother - strong-headed little girls with sass and spunk, that melt their daddy’s heart every time they give them those big ol’ puppy dog eyes.

Mikey:

One. The boy might not be able to keep it in his pants very well, but I think he’d only be able to handle one kid at a time when it comes to raising one. A little boy, that actually resembles his intellectual uncle. Mikey’s son is quiet and bookish, but when he’s persuaded out of his shy demeanor, he has the same type of addictive humor as his father. And once he learns to balance his quiet and belligerent sides, you can be sure he’ll stun any lady, just like Mike.

My babe went from: "Can I take your daughter to the ice cream shop please?"

All the way to: "Your daughter calls me daddy too."

😍😍

@selfless1978 I thought you might like some cute smiling Leo. <3

These are spot on 👌👌👏👏

For the purpose of fluff I was wondering what the turtles and s/s's song would be. Like every time it comes on they smile and go, "hey babe it's our song!" Thank you 😘

EZ-PZ.

Mikey: Young Dumb And Broke by Khalid ( Will ALWAYS make you dance with him when it comes on )

Raph: Cherry Pie by Warrant ( he loves the blush you give )

Leo: Naturally by Selena Gomez ( he’ll never tell you, but it reminds him lowkey )

Donnie: You Are My Sunshine by Johnny Cash ( lowkey kinda sad but he can’t help but hum the tone while y’all are cuddlin’ )

How about the boys reaction to if s/o accidentally mumbled "fuck me" instead of "fuck you"? Thanks😄

Leo: *in too much of a blunder to realize the confused phrase* “Well… fuck me too! Wait what”

Raph: *smirks and pulls them close* “Your wish is my command”

Donnie: *snorts and whips off his glasses dramatically* “If you insist, my dearest”

Mikey: *scoffs and feigns poutiness* “what, no foreplay? No romance? I’m feeling disrespected. I am NOT a piece of meat”

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I LITERALLY THIRST OVER MOST OF THEM NGL

1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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This made my fucking day. I'm wheezing at these

Incorrect Tmnt quotes

Mikey: What does 'take out' mean? Donnie: Food. Leo: Dating Raph: Murder Y/n: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Donnie: Favourite horror movie?

Mikey: It

Raph: Saw

Leo: Annabelle

Y/n: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leo: Croissants: dropped

Raph: Road: works ahead

Y/n: BBQ sauce: on my titties

April: Shavacado: fre

Mikey: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Donnie:

Donnie: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Y/n: Change is inedible.

Donnie: Don't you mean inevitable?

Y/n, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Mikey: Hey Donnie,

Donnie: Yes?

Mikey: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Donnie:

Donnie: Where’s Y/n?

Donnie: April isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Donnie: Casey and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

April: Hello?

Y/n: Top 30 reasons why y/n is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Raph: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Mikey: I'm incredibly fast at maths.

Y/n: Alright, what's 30x17?

Mikey: 47

Y/n: That's not even close.

Mikey: But it was fast.

Donnie: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Raph: Nope, absolutely not.

Leo: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Mikey: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Casey: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Y/n: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Splinter: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Leo: ...I did. I broke it.

Splinter: No. No you didn't. Mikey?

Mikey: Don't look at me. Look at Y/n.

Y/n: What?! I didn't break it.

Mikey: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Y/n: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Mikey: Suspicious.

Y/n: No, it's not!

Raph: If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Raph: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Raph!

Leo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, person A.

Splinter: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Raph: Splinter... Donnie’s been awfully quiet.

Donnie: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Splinter, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Splinter: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Splinter:

Splinter: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

'Can I copy the homework?'

Donnie: I can help you with it!

April: Yeah, sure.

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Raph: lol nope.

Mikey: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Leo: *Read 5:55pm*

Leo: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

Leo, driving y/n and April: So how was your day?

Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!

Leo: What?

April: We almost got kidnapped.

Leo: Oh, okay.

Leo: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Tied

Hawks x F!Reader

This is pure smut. *yeets fic at @redrehab​* MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCH, I LOVE YOU <3

You stared down at your phone for what must have been the hundredth time in the last hour. Be ready for me angel. That was all it said and, coming from your boyfriend, it could mean a variety of things. However, minutes after receiving the text, he had sent an attachment. Staring back at you was an image of his clothed cock straining against the trousers of his hero costume.

The shiver that ran through your body was one of excitement as you dug through your drawers for the perfect attire to greet him in. An hour later the sound of tapping against your window drew your attention as the hero slipped through and landed in your room. When he saw your scarcely clad form laying across your mattress he let out a low moan as his wings folded behind him and he took the steps between you two, discarding his jacket and goggles before he was on you. When your lips crashed with Hawks’ it was sloppy and wet, but it perfectly conveyed the desire behind each swipe of his tongue and every stroke of his hands in your hair. You pulled him down against you as you rolled your body up into his in an attempt to relieve the pressure in your core. 

Hawks growled as his hips snapped up to meet yours, his hands reaching down to strip himself of his shirt which joined his jacket on the floor. You couldn’t help the moan that left your lips as your hands roamed across his muscular chest. When your hands wandered down to the hem of his pants, drawing teasing feather light touches across the skin, his lips detached themselves from yours to stare down at you with his piercing yellow eyes. “Fuck angel, you’re just begging for me aren’t you?”

Instead of responding you dug a hand into his hair and tugged it to the side so you could kiss and nip along his neck. For a minute he seemed to be enjoying the attention, but all too soon his hand was wrapped around your neck as he forced your head against the mattress. “Oh baby, you should know better than this,” he purred in your ear as his hand reached down to unbutton his pants.

Once he was standing in nothing bit his boxers his hand tightened around your throat as he whispered, "stay right here for me angel." You could only whimper in response and he gives you a chaste kiss before walking over to your shared dresser and retrieving some silky rope. As he walked back you obediently lifted your hands above your head and he smirked in appreciation. 

As he tied your wrists to the headboard you came face to face with his sculpted chest. You bit your lip as you watched his muscles flex above you. Before you could stop yourself you ran your tongue along the grooves of each ab, shivering at the sweet, but salty taste that covered your lover. You felt him shiver above you before he finished tying you and moved back to look you in the eye. "What do you want babygirl?"

You arched yourself into him as much as you could. "Please Kiego, touch me," you begged, grinding your leg against his clothed cock. His hips bucked at the friction and his hands snaked underneath you to remove the red bralette, your breasts bouncing out into his waiting palms.

"God, look at you," he groaned as his eyes roamed over your bare torso before coming to land on the marching red panties you still wore. His hands trailed down your body leaving goosebumps in their wake as his fingers slowly hooked into the waistband of your panties and pulled them down. "Already so wet for me."

His mouth latched onto your thigh and he bit down, eliciting a moan out of you. He licked the mark before leaving a light kiss and moving towards your core.

His tongue licked at your folds and you gasped at the absolute sinful sound that left his mouth. "You taste divine angel, so ready for my cock," he growled as he inserted a finger into your sopping entrance and curled it just right.

"Yes Kiego. Fuck I want you inside of me," you moaned as he added another finger. Hawks was taking his time, but you weren't having any of it. As his mouth and fingers continued to work against your core, your fingers reached up towards the knot holding your wrists. "Babe please," you begged, and your boyfriend lifted his head, his fingers still moving inside of you.

"What was that baby?" He asked with a smirk. You bit your lip and glared at him as your fingers laced themselves into his blonde hair and pulled him up for a kiss. You both moaned into each others mouths as his fingers left you. When you separated he lifted his fingers to your mouth, his eyes burning with lust as he said, "suck."

As your lips closed around his fingertips, your hands suddenly wrapped around him as you flipped your positions. Hawks let out a startled yelp and his feathers ruffled, but before he could react you had tied his hands together with the silky rope. "I'm sorry little bird, but you're mine now," you muttered as you brought his arms behind his head with one hand and pulled his head to the side with the other.

Your lips brushed against his jaw line before biting into the skin of his neck, drawing out a deep moan from your lover. "Come on love, let me take care of you," whispered against his lips. Your hands reached down to remove his boxers and his cock finally sprang free. You hovered your dripping entrance over his cock as you smirked at him. "Tell me what you want Kiego, beg me for it," you instructed as you nibbled at his ear.

"[Y/N], please," he begged and you pulled at his restraints. "Fuck, please angel, I want to be inside of you, I want to fill that pretty pussy of yours."

Satisfied with his answer you pulled his arms over your head as you sunk down onto him. As you took a second to adjust to him you felt his legs quiver beneath you. God he was already so close. "Awe, are you really so aroused by me taking control of you little bird?"

You barely heard the breathy, "yes," as he thrust his hips up into yours. Good god, he definitely wasn't little, no matter how much you teased him with the nickname. In response you ground down against him as you sunk your teeth into his shoulder.

"Angel I- shit… I'm not gonna last long."

Honestly neither were you after looking at his face. His eyes were half kidded, his pupils blown wide as he watched himself disappear inside of you. His mouth was open as he let out heavy pants and his hair was sticking to his forehead, his wings splayed out beneath him and twitching slightly.

Fuck if he wasn't the most beautiful person you'd ever seen.

Your hips began to stutter as Hawks started to piston his hips up into yours, meeting your hips with each downward thrust. 

"God Kiego, are you going to fill me up? Do it, fill me with your cum."

His hips snapped up a final time before both of you were overcome by your orgasms. You felt Hawks body spasm beneath you and a sense of pride that you had been the one to fill him with so much pleasure.

You carefully untied his wrists and dropped the rope to the floor as you kissed him slowly. "Are you ok love?"

Hawks nodded and pulled you closer as he cuddled into your chest. "Perfect. I love you so much [Y/N]."

You smiled happily as you watched him fall asleep against you, your hand combing through his hair as you pulled the sheets over both of you and whispered, "I love you too Kiego."

This was beautiful, thank you😂😂

I have an ask! This happened to me today and it was the greatest 😂. So what if the reader just figured out they have crush on a bro and that one walks in during a convo between reader and other bros and they stutter before face palming and shouting, "how the hell am I supposed to think when this sexy beast (points to turt) walks in looking like a snack??" Thank you, I love your blog!!😚😚

Thank you, babes!!

Leonardo would choke on his drink, off-guard. He thankfully saves himself by diving into the other room, heaving into his hands from the liquid going down the wrong pipe. Despite the attempt on his life, the tea slides down and he can breathe again. ‘Oh so SHE LIKES ME. Oh god she likes me.’

Raphael would ATTEMPT to play it off like he didn’t hear it, but in all honesty it both boosts his cockiness and the fluttering in his stomach. He’d start flexing on the low, making sure you’d see his muscles, except you don’t see it. Some of the time.

Donatello would flip shit. He’s not watching where he’s going and fucking flips over the back of the couch, tech and limbs clamoring everywhere as he squeaks. You question whether or not he’s alright, but his brother waves it off. “Typical Donnie.”

Mikey would be sooooo smooth with it. He loves that kinda slang, and kisses both his biceps. “This ain’t no snack, angelcakes! This is a full course meal! With fries!”

Then he’d hop onto his airboard and surf around, whooping and cheering.