I'm Curious, How Do You Think The Brothers Would React To The First Time They Saw Their Crush Had Self-harm

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Alright how about the guys are sent to go wake their crush up (cause they stubborn and love sleep) and when they try to wake them crush makes cute smol noise like a small chuu or anime sound effect. What would the boys do?

LEO

“Batafurai, wake up…!” Leo coos to you as he sits next to your sleeping frame, a hand running over your covered frame lovingly. 

“Nooo…!” You whine cutely, mangled hair covering your face.

A sweet smile crawls on his lips as he slowly stands, “Fine… Five more minutes.”

RAPH

“C’mon, get up.” Raph grunted. Sure, he could just pick you up off of his body and go pee, but it was pretty much time for breakfast so they both might as well wake up.

“Mmm…” You made a purr like hum, and Raph stiffen. Why were you so cute? He could try again later…

DONNIE

Donnie glanced down at your sleeping form for a moment, a small smile on his face. You looked so calm and cute and at peace.

He couldn’t think of anything that could make this moment more-

Oh my god. Did, did you just coo in your sleep?

MIKEY

Look at the way your hair is displayed on the pillow… How the shadows trace your features…

Mikey tugs out his camera, ready to take a picture, until you do a cute little yawn and roll into a sitting position.

“Uh, what are you doing with that camera?”

“NOTHING! WHAT CAMERA?! THERE IS NO CAMERA!”

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Dude if you had to Chose to marry any of the Turtles who would you marry? Only one!!

We know I love both Donnie and Leo, but when it comes down to it I think it depends on the day.

Today is a Donnie day. I'd love to wake up in the middle of the night to the smell of coffee and walk into the kitchen to see a fresh cup but your husband nowhere in sight. You find him in his lab downstairs, head resting against his arms and a screwdriver still in his hand as he let out soft breaths.

Nights like these would be common with him, and you'd rub his shell to wake him up and lead him slowly back upstairs to your bedroom to get some sleep.

☆☆☆

Leo on the other hand would go out for early morning runs. He usually woke up a few hours before you, but sometimes he'd wake you up and insist you join him, even volunteering to carry you.

So there you were, still in your pajamas hugging his shell with your eyes closed as he kept across the rooftops. When he came to a stop he patted your hand and told you to look. He always found the perfect places to watch the sun rise, yellow fading to pink and then purple that stained the clouds as the city began to wake up.

You nuzzled into him as you watched, grateful to have such a peaceful moment until it was time to return home.

Marry: Leo, Cuddle: Mikey, Fuck: Donnie, and Kiss: Raph 💖💖

You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

And maybe at some point Raph brings up the smol fact while during a fight or something and Leo's just like, "tf you whining about Picasso?!" And there's like a moment of silence and Casey is the first one to start laughing hysterically and Raph just looks at him like, "really dude? I trusted you!"

And in the end Splinter is the one who passes out from laughing so hard and Raph is just standing there pouting with his arms folded like the angry vieny cucumber he is.

Do you have any Raph headcanons? I don't really know what to specify, just anything would be super cool! (I love your writing and reading through your blog, keep up the good work!!!)

((Thanks so much, this is the best I can do right now.))

-Raphael sleeps with one leg hanging off the bed. For body temperature regulation purposes. Maybe an arm will be included.

-He has an old stash of **magazines** under his mattress. Amazing what people throw away.

-His favorite food (besides pizza) is Enchiladas. I feel like he’d have a taste for spicy things…Mexican food in general??

-He sometimes thinks about how the rest of his brothers’ names ends with an “o” and his doesn’t. It makes him feel like he stands out, but not entirely in the weird, outstandish way. If the shoe fits…

-Raphael sure was the bullying-type of brother when he was younger, but quickly grew out of that after he hurt Donnie’s feelings a little too much. He got in sooo much trouble with Splinter and learned his lesson real fucking quick, though he naturally regretted doing it even before his punishment.

I love it

So let's say the turtles are taking a shower when S/O runs in (something spilled on them or they were victim to one of Mikey's pranks) and jumps in with them for a quick wash. How's that gonna turn out for each turt? 😘 Thanks, I love your blog!!💖

Leo isn’t too sure on what his stance is–he obviously covers himself when his sweetheart barges into his shower. Though, considering (with a blush) what they’ve done through the course of their relationship, this doesn’t seem too off to Leo. He still gives them privacy, looking away while they wash up and such.

Raph isn’t pleased–the shower stall is already cramped enough with his huge ass shell grating the walls, and now his babe needs to wash up. The sight’s lovely and all, but shower time is his time, and he’ll pout and grumble till you finish up, before resuming his turn.

Donnie throws his hands over his chest and squeaks when his little love comes in with God-knows-what on their body, and isn’t too quick on questions as he listens to their spiel about Mikey and his paint balloons. He quietly helps them clean it off, and doesn’t mind sharing the shower–though he makes a note to design a larger shower for the both of them to share.

Mikey doesn’t flinch, he’s all for sharing a soak with his babe–and helping them wash out whatever that is in their hair. He’s very cool with it, save with a few wandering touches here and some gropes there. He lets out the heartiest churr when you start scrubbing his shell as a thank you. This moment might end up making Mikey want to shower with his bae more often to be honest.

I am so glad I found your page! Your work is amazing! So I was wondering what if the boys were sent to wake up their crush (who's stubborn and won't leave their bed) and they resort to pulling off their blankets to find their crush in only a tank top and underwear. How would the bro's react?

Leo: 

The poor turtle would most definitely have a heart attack. He’d smother them back in blankets before he could so much as glimpse any part of their body that he wasn’t supposed to see. He’d also effectively wake them up, after his crush was jarred out of sleep to what seemed to be a hyperventilating terrapin trying to suffocate them in blankets.

Raph:

The guy would freeze, torn between two options: leave and try to pretend it never happened, or be a peeping tom and continue to stare at that gorgeous body a while longer. By the time he figured out staring at them was straight-up pervy, they’d already begun to feel cold and realized the blankets were being held in his hands. He was banned from their room for a month.

Donnie:

Oh my gosh, he actually screams. He stumbles away and tries to escape the room (like that’s gonna help, his screech already woke up his sleeping beauty) and accidentally trips over his own feet, falling backwards into the closet and causing a basket of laundry to fall on his head. He walks out, pride wounded, having seen more of his crush’s undergarments than originally planned.

Mikey:

So, the crush wakes up upon hearing him enter the room. Mikey’s all bouncy and ready to start the day, so he doesn’t heed their warnings that they’re half naked. He pulls off the covers, squeaks like a mouse, replaces them quickly, and trots out of the room, all the while hearing his crush’s hysterical laugh and a shout of ‘I TOLD YOU SO!’

I feel like human Mikey would be Tom Holland

Human!Turtles (2014/16)

SO, 

if the turtles turned human. And they didn’t look like the actors that played them, how do you think they’d look? I HAVE IDEAS, BUT FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE ME (:

Leonardo:

TOTALLY think he could be a young Tom Welling:

LOOK AT THAT SMILE

YESSSS IS IT JUST ME WHO SEES THIS ASDFGHJKL;

Raphael:

Charlie Hunnam is my go to man for Raphael:

LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN

ARE YOU TELLING ME RAPH WOULDN’T KEEP A BEARD (mainly bc he’s too busy working tf out to realise he has hair on his face) AND BE A COMPLETE HUNKY HUNK HUNK

Donatello

DONNIE = Nicholas Hoult

SWARVE AF AND HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

LOOK AT THAT LADIES AND GENTS 

I couldn’t find any big gifs pls don’t kill me bUT LOOK AT THIS SMART GENTLEMAN I COULD TAKE HIM OUT FOR DINNER AND LET HIM MEET MY MOTHER GOD DAMN

Michealangelo:

I chose Dylan O’Brien for Mikey bc why wouldn’t I…

ABSOLUTE GOOFBALL LET ME LOVE YOU ASDFGHJKL;

SO SMOL SO BEAN MUST PROTECT!!! (also couldn’t find any body/big gifs for dylan imsosorry)

ok yeah that’s all enjoy this my loves, also pls tell me if u think i’m wrong bc i probably am <3

Honestly sounds like my perfect reality lmao