THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL ASFHTKTFD H

Leo's had me dead😂😂

What would the guys do if they woke up to their s/o grinding against his leg or side in their sleep? 😉

LEONARDO:

*snaps awake*

“My services are needed.”

RAPHAEL:

“I got this.”

DONATELLO:

OnO;;;

“B-babe…sweetie…honey…darling…”

MICHELANGELO:

*wakes up s/o*

“Hey, you were askin’ for me…”

The turtles: *chatting in the living room while watching a movie*

Me: *runs into the room at top speed and dive bombs for blanket on floor*

Me: *lands on edge of blanket*

Me: *rolls*

Bros:............ O.O

Me: This is my final form

Me: I have become a blanket taco

Me: *sticks out tongue*

SHUT UP AND SEND ME THE SIN SO I MIGHT POISON PEOPLE WITH THE HORNY

Do you take NSFW requests? 👀

Why are you asking?? You already know I do, or did the literal two fanfics of pure smut I wrote you go over your head? 🤣

Reblog if you are a TMNT Fan who is a girl

I wanna see how many there are because I know lots of people say TMNT is just for guys. Lets prove them wrong shall we?

This is beautiful😂😂

Ok so I literally can't breathe I'm laughing so hard just thinking about this. So let's say the turtles and crush are watching a movie when she farts (a silent but deadly) but doesn't say anything, just waits for a reaction. When the Bros smell it who's gonna start pointing fingers at who? (Bonus points if she just blatantly states, "it was me," and their reactions to that) 😂😂😂😂 Thank you so much! You're amazing!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS JESUS H CHRISTIAN

Leo:

He thinks it’s so childish to fart in the middle of everyone, so he assumes it’s Mikey being Mikey and begins to exercise his gift of holding breath for long intervals. The bros are all chiding each other, saying how unclassy it was to do that in front of a lady. When crush nonchalantly admits it was her, Leo’s eyes almost pop out of his head in shock. While the rest of his brothers are cracking up, Leo kinda gapes, wondering how anyone could have such courage as to… let one loose in public.

Raph: 

He knows it’s her the moment he smells it. He looks over and sees her lips pursed, trying to hold back a smile, and her legs are pressed together unusually tightly. He accuses her right off the bat, waving a hand in front of his nose and announcing to the entire lair, “GEEZ, LAY OFF THE BEANS, Y/N.” She gasps in mock horror, before saying casually, “Well, compared to your farts, mine smell like roses.” His brothers proceed to catch their wounded brother from the fatal burn that was dealt to him.

Donnie:

Like Raph, Donnie knew the moment she cut the cheese that she was the culprit (her supposedly ‘silent but deadly’ had lacked silence but was still very much fatal). She’s very sheepish when his brothers begin turning to her in suspicion. Mikey leans forward, sniffing between Donnie and his crush, who are sitting next to each other. “Alright, which one of you dropped the booty bomb.” Her entire face goes red, until Donnie comes to the rescue. “Uh… that was me guys. Sorry.” She gives him the most grateful look while his brothers relentlessly tease him.

Mikey:

“Oh, so we’re at THAT level of our relationship, huh?” Mikey smirks when his crush laughs uncontrollably after farting. He takes that as a signal that they’re comfortable enough to begin letting their gross sides show. They’re gross little children, so from that point forward they start a competition of who can catch the other completely off-guard with a silent passing of wind. “Y /N, can you hand me the… OHHHHH! That was a quality one. I didn’t see that coming. That’ll make a lovely topping to my anchovy pizza, thank you.”

Yaaaaas

Alright how about the guys are sent to go wake their crush up (cause they stubborn and love sleep) and when they try to wake them crush makes cute smol noise like a small chuu or anime sound effect. What would the boys do?

LEO

“Batafurai, wake up…!” Leo coos to you as he sits next to your sleeping frame, a hand running over your covered frame lovingly. 

“Nooo…!” You whine cutely, mangled hair covering your face.

A sweet smile crawls on his lips as he slowly stands, “Fine… Five more minutes.”

RAPH

“C’mon, get up.” Raph grunted. Sure, he could just pick you up off of his body and go pee, but it was pretty much time for breakfast so they both might as well wake up.

“Mmm…” You made a purr like hum, and Raph stiffen. Why were you so cute? He could try again later…

DONNIE

Donnie glanced down at your sleeping form for a moment, a small smile on his face. You looked so calm and cute and at peace.

He couldn’t think of anything that could make this moment more-

Oh my god. Did, did you just coo in your sleep?

MIKEY

Look at the way your hair is displayed on the pillow… How the shadows trace your features…

Mikey tugs out his camera, ready to take a picture, until you do a cute little yawn and roll into a sitting position.

“Uh, what are you doing with that camera?”

“NOTHING! WHAT CAMERA?! THERE IS NO CAMERA!”

Ok so how many children do you HC each turtle having and what gender? Also would any have twins or triplets? 💞🐢

Leo:

Despite popular belief, I think Leo would have the most kids of the four brothers. So maybe four kids, though I don’t think any of would be in pairs (sorry SO, you gon be birthing Leo’s offspring times 4). Majority boys, so that he can teach them how to follow in their father’s footsteps to lead the clan, but he has at least one daughter that is the light of his life, and reminds him in every single way of her mother.

Donnie:

Two kids. Two. No more, no less. He doesn’t want any sibling third wheels, or A and B teams formed, or a lonely only child. And he’s in love with the idea of twin baby girls. Teaching them defend themselves, how to wow boys with their brains as well as their beauty. He thinks a baby girl is the embodiment of innocence, and he’d be honored to help raise such a little girl into an independent, intelligent young woman. Especially if he got to do it twice.

Raph:

Three, maybe with one set of twins. Maybe. But 2 of them are gonna be girls, and the eldest would be his son. The boy is the spitting image of his father - bright green eyes, a lady-killer smirk, and a slightly-better maintained temper. And the little heartbreakers? Carbon copies of their mother - strong-headed little girls with sass and spunk, that melt their daddy’s heart every time they give them those big ol’ puppy dog eyes.

Mikey:

One. The boy might not be able to keep it in his pants very well, but I think he’d only be able to handle one kid at a time when it comes to raising one. A little boy, that actually resembles his intellectual uncle. Mikey’s son is quiet and bookish, but when he’s persuaded out of his shy demeanor, he has the same type of addictive humor as his father. And once he learns to balance his quiet and belligerent sides, you can be sure he’ll stun any lady, just like Mike.

When you're writing and you realize you have to kill off a character

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

These are spot on 👌👌👏👏

For the purpose of fluff I was wondering what the turtles and s/s's song would be. Like every time it comes on they smile and go, "hey babe it's our song!" Thank you 😘

EZ-PZ.

Mikey: Young Dumb And Broke by Khalid ( Will ALWAYS make you dance with him when it comes on )

Raph: Cherry Pie by Warrant ( he loves the blush you give )

Leo: Naturally by Selena Gomez ( he’ll never tell you, but it reminds him lowkey )

Donnie: You Are My Sunshine by Johnny Cash ( lowkey kinda sad but he can’t help but hum the tone while y’all are cuddlin’ )

This is my favorite doctor Seuss poem 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i would let this man bang me so hard with no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen door to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I grasp for air, scream and huff, upside down on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on the chair, being carried, against a wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on the motorcycle, in the bed of a trunk, in a trampoline, in a bounce house, inside a pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, having the most toe curling, toe clenching, back arching, legs shaking, fist clenching, muffled sounds, ear ringing, mouth drooling, nose drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, can't take it anymore, legs divorcing and breaking in half, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, fireworks, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, soul snatching, over stimulating, ovulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, Beasley, devilishly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, black hole cresting, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, body numbing, can't walk, head nodding, volcano erupting, sweat rolling. Voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, skin peeling, pussy popping, back cuts, heavenly, devils tango, and still worth it.