The Turtles: *chatting In The Living Room While Watching A Movie*

I JUST SPIT OUT MY COFFEE

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

Its so cute!!

So let's say after spending a week or two with turtle bae for mating season, reader finds out they did actually get her pregnant. What's the bros reactions? :3 Thank you!

Oh ho ho…  Oh boy.

LEO

“You’re… what?”

Leo is wheezing, knees buckling and he needs to lean onto the wall for support. Oh, oh god.

After a few days to let the idea settle in, he totally accepts it. He’s super excited, however, he demands you stay down in the sewer until the child is born. No if’s, and’s or but’s. He doesn’t want someone stealing you and the baby away, and gets very over protective of you.

RAPH

“No sh*t.”

He isn’t shocked whatsoever, but he seems sorta… blank about it. Like yeah, whatever, you’re pregnant. He’d shrug his shoulders. He didn’t believe it would last. He was a mutant after all, it’s not like- Wait, Donnie said the baby is going to make it?

HOLY CRAP WOW HIS WORLD IS AMAZING??? HE HAS A QUEEN AND A SOON TO BE PRINCESS OR A KNIGHT- or BOTH?! YES THIS IS AMAZING.

DONNIE

“Honey, no, that… that test is wrong. You can’t… No. No.” He makes you take at least 100 pregnancy tests. All of them, every single one, comes up positive.

“Lies!” He can’t believe it. How? HOW?! He’ll research every type of possible pregnancy test there ever was, and you passed each one.

“I’m… I’m going to… be a dad?”

MIKEY

Completely shocked. 

“You’re… We’re… We did it?” 

First try too, woah. He’s so mind blown about the idea of kids, but he gets one of his own? That night is full of passion and sweet touches, talking about your future and telling everyone the news.

This was beautiful, thank you😂😂

I have an ask! This happened to me today and it was the greatest 😂. So what if the reader just figured out they have crush on a bro and that one walks in during a convo between reader and other bros and they stutter before face palming and shouting, "how the hell am I supposed to think when this sexy beast (points to turt) walks in looking like a snack??" Thank you, I love your blog!!😚😚

Thank you, babes!!

Leonardo would choke on his drink, off-guard. He thankfully saves himself by diving into the other room, heaving into his hands from the liquid going down the wrong pipe. Despite the attempt on his life, the tea slides down and he can breathe again. ‘Oh so SHE LIKES ME. Oh god she likes me.’

Raphael would ATTEMPT to play it off like he didn’t hear it, but in all honesty it both boosts his cockiness and the fluttering in his stomach. He’d start flexing on the low, making sure you’d see his muscles, except you don’t see it. Some of the time.

Donatello would flip shit. He’s not watching where he’s going and fucking flips over the back of the couch, tech and limbs clamoring everywhere as he squeaks. You question whether or not he’s alright, but his brother waves it off. “Typical Donnie.”

Mikey would be sooooo smooth with it. He loves that kinda slang, and kisses both his biceps. “This ain’t no snack, angelcakes! This is a full course meal! With fries!”

Then he’d hop onto his airboard and surf around, whooping and cheering.

I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

Dad jokes the guys from class 1A would tell xD

I feel like I turned this into a low-key roast session for some of these dudes OOPS LMFAO

Bakugo :  What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off? A song bird.

Todoroki :  RIP boiled water—you will be mist.

Tokoyami :  Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.

Sato :  What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!

Kaminari :  What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

Shoji  Why is cold water so insecure? Because it’s never called hot.

Koda :  I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it’s just a bug going around.

Iida :  I signed up for a marathon, but how will I know if it’s the real deal or just a run through?

Mineta :  What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Aoyama :  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Sero :  I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.

Kirishima : Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

Midoryia :  The rotation of earth really makes my day.

Ojiro :  Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Bonus 

All Might : It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Aizawa :  If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Happy New Years!

(I'm not really into the whole "new year new me so here's something else😊)

May Leonardo bring you emotional strength, selflessness, loyalty, and honesty wherever you go.

Might Raphael fill you with strength, capability, passion, and determination.

I hope Donatello supports your intellect, mindfulness, care, and peace.

May Michelangelo bring you compassion, happiness, humor, and good will.

And May Splinter bestow upon you wisdom, fortune, and reflectivity.

Happy New Years 🎉🎉

Cuddle: Mikey💛

Kiss: Raph❤

Fuck: Donnie💜

Marry: Leo💙

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You guys know that game Kiss Marry Fuck?

Well now I introduce Kiss, Marry, Fuck, and Cuddle!

Reply with your preferences! :D

For me, it’s:

Cuddle: Leo; Kiss: Donnie; Fuck: Raph; Marry: Mikey~

BNHA OC Form, Destiny

Alright imma finally post some of my BNHA stuff I’ve been working on. I know that this OC sheet was made by someone but I’m not sure who because my little sister is the one who sent it to me, so if you know please tell me <3 

|Basic Info|

Name: Destiny Makino

Nicknames/Aliases: Dessy, D

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Birthday: 7/12

Sexuality: Pan

Height: 5’3”

Weight: 130 lbs

Hair Color: Metallic grey at roots that fades to white at the tips

Eye Color: Right eye - Black/dark grey , Left eye - Lavender. Wears grey contacts to hide her prominent eye colors

Skin Color: White 

Looks: wears glasses. She can see fine without them, but it helps her focus.

Occupation: UA student

|Relationships|

Parent(s): Disowned her and her sister at a young age. Refuse to have children who ruin their image

Sibling(s): Octavia Robel - Twin sister

Relative(s): N/A

Friend(s): Her sister (?...)

Romantic Interest(s): Denki Kaminari  

Pet(s): Robodog

|Hero/Villain Details|

Hero/Villain Name: Ganroda

Costume: Short skirt with shorts underneath. Tanktop. Hair in a ponytail. Utility belt. Barefoot.

Motivations: Her parents suck in general and she wants to prove to everyone that her and her sister that two is better than one, and that the world could be better if people used their quirks in harmony rather than fighting for their own singular glory. She also wants to keep tabs on Octavia seeing as she is more reckless. 

Quirk: Weaponize

Abilities: She can transform any part of her body into any weapon.

Weaknesses: The bigger the weapon is, the more pain she is in. Pain usually comes in the form of migraines, but if she really overworks herself, her arm that was the weapon will become paralized

Other Abilities: Has always been able to perform a telekinetic connection with her sister. Can merge abilities with her twin sister. Has a secondary quirk that only her sister knows about; when making skin to skin contact with another person she can see flashes of their future.

|Statistics|

Power: 5/5

Speed: 1/5

Technique: 4/5

Intelligence: 6/5

Cooperativeness: 3/5

|Backstory|

Her and her sister are the children of a very wealthy family and were disowned as children. When they were born not only identical, but with every cell the same their parents became scared of what it could mean. When they finally manifested not one but two quirks each, both parents cursed them as bad luck and refused to have either child if they weren't perfect. Ever since they have lived under new names on their own. They both stay away from using their combined power so they wont reveal who they are.

|Quote|

Knife hands, because now you can mince a bitch before you saute her

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

Ok yes hi, can I please request more beat-boxing turtles in the next Bay movie? Thank you, this has been a PSA 😄😄

You can go back to your lives now😅

Any embarrassing stories Splinter is more than willing to share about when the boy's went through puberty? 👀

Thankfully Splinter keeps those things for himself but if he would talk … how boy, the embarrassment would be real. Like when they first found out they had a penis. Or maybe not that they had one but more what it could do. And they acted so awkward about it. As if Splinter was stupid and didn’t exactly know what they were doing behind their locked doors. There was no way Splinter would ask them about it though. He might be there father but he sure as hell don’t want to know every detail of their life. When they found out they liked girls (and how goddamn stunning all of them were) they all went in to a “secret mission” mode. Trying to get as many old - and used good god - playboys and other magazines as possible. The things you find in the sewer.

Voice changes oh boy. Raph has always been bossy but when his dark, raspy voice developed he was even more cocky than usual. Too cocky for his own good since Leo (and Splinter) could see right through him: that he was still a huge softie. A big brute with a heart as soft and sweet as a pineapple. That’s also where Mikey’s nickname for him came from (Big, cuddly teddybear - another embarrassment that no one should know about).

They had some mood swings too. And while they never left the sewer, they were too smart for that and knew Splinter would send them to the Hashi for 2 weeks straight, they always found ways to grind their dad’s gears. Either by pranking him, hiding for as long as they could or simply never do what he wanted them to do. Of course Splinter isn’t stupid either and came up with the most embarrassing punishments. Wearing a cute apron while cleaning was the nicest still.

Or when half of them decided to not shower anymore (“You’re a turtle, living in the sewer, don’t you smell bad enough?”, Splinter thought) while the other two showered and pampered themselves as often as they could.

And the clothes they wore (or wanted to wear since non of them really fit) were outrageous. Nothing matched, everything was old, stinky, hole-y. And the worst thing is they were proud of that. “These boys will be the death of me”, Splinter mumbled as he hoped for puberty to be over soon.