I FUCKING SNORTED 😂😂💗👏

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REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

I know I haven't been on this app in a fat minute cause I opened my app and realized my bio said I was 18. Mf I am 21 how have I not remembered to change it for three years??

These are spot on 👌👌👏👏

For the purpose of fluff I was wondering what the turtles and s/s's song would be. Like every time it comes on they smile and go, "hey babe it's our song!" Thank you 😘

EZ-PZ.

Mikey: Young Dumb And Broke by Khalid ( Will ALWAYS make you dance with him when it comes on )

Raph: Cherry Pie by Warrant ( he loves the blush you give )

Leo: Naturally by Selena Gomez ( he’ll never tell you, but it reminds him lowkey )

Donnie: You Are My Sunshine by Johnny Cash ( lowkey kinda sad but he can’t help but hum the tone while y’all are cuddlin’ )

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

How about the boys reaction to if s/o accidentally mumbled "fuck me" instead of "fuck you"? Thanks😄

Leo: *in too much of a blunder to realize the confused phrase* “Well… fuck me too! Wait what”

Raph: *smirks and pulls them close* “Your wish is my command”

Donnie: *snorts and whips off his glasses dramatically* “If you insist, my dearest”

Mikey: *scoffs and feigns poutiness* “what, no foreplay? No romance? I’m feeling disrespected. I am NOT a piece of meat”

I'm curious, how do you think the brothers would react to the first time they saw their crush had self-harm scars?

-Amazing question! Also I hope you don’t mind I like adding dialogue into my answers. Idk why lol-

-In all honesty I think the brothers would be upset, but not at you for not telling them, but at the fact that you had to go through some horrible crap. So horrible you restorted to hurting yourself.-

×Leonardo×

Leo first saw your scars when you reached over to grab a slice of pizza. You, him, and his brothers all hung out. Eating pizza and watching movies. At first he didn’t know what to think, but then his mind started racing and he looked up at your face. He saw you smile, but he wondered what that smile was hiding. After the eventful night, Leo is the first to say he wants to escort you home. Once you make it to your apartment, you expect Leo to say his goodbye and leave, but not this time.

He climbed in after you and looked down at you with a frown. He gently grabbed your arm that he saw with scars, pulling down your sleeve slowly. You stood there, shocked by his actions, completely frozen. Thats when you followed his eyes…

You started to tear up at his words.

“I don’t know the full story behind these scars. I don’t know what you have gone through. But please, PLEASE, if you need someone to talk to come to me. Please… I can’t loose you…”

×Raphael×

Raphael caught the sight of your scars as you two worked out. You had on a thin jacket and when you raised your sleeves, he saw them right away. He stopped everything he was doing. Everything. He walked up to you amd grabbed your arm, making you jump. He looked over the scars, running his large thumb over them gently. His eyes were already watering and he feared the worst.

He looked at you, seeing you were already in tears. He pulled you into a hug, holding you close and tight. You two stayed like for a long time. And during that time, he spoke up.

“Please for the love of god talk to me if you need to talk. Just don’t ever hurt yourself again. Please… Just please….”

×Donatello×

He saw them while you two were in his lab together. It was one of these rare moments where you two just sat down, laid back, and talked. Then he saw your sleeve go down slightly as you raised your arm to lay your hand under your chin. Without thinking he grabbed your arm, making you yelp in surprise. His eyes watered at the sight of the scars. He looked up at you, the sparkle in yours were gone.

He let go of your arm and cupped your face gently in his hands.

“I… I do not know why you have these scars. I do not know what has happened in your life. But Y/N if you need to talk, come to me. Lossing you would break my heart… I just can’t loose you…”

×Michelangelo×

He saw the scars on your wrist as you two played video games. You held the controller, racing Mikey, concentrated on the game. Mikey looked over at you and smiled, then looked back at the TV, but he did a double take on your arm. The game was paused immediately. You whined and looked at Mikey. You were just about to ask why he paused it, but the tears falling from his eyes made you stop. Before you could speak a word, Mikey wrapped his arms around you and held you close.

“Baby cakes please… I am always here if you need to talk. I… Just want you to know that.”

-I hope that answers your question! Also sorry for the errors!

Friggin angels man!

Let’s play a game!

When you see this, reblog and add a Supernatural quote. No repeats!!

I’ll start:

Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

*Pats* It will all make sense soon (I hope).

Thoughts on 2018 Turtles

I am trying so hard to like it.

I am trying to like the new turtles.

Like trying.

But I’m just like…

I JUST SPIT OUT MY COFFEE

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

YO WRITERS

Stop what you’re doing right now and go write 3 sentences of your story.

Every time you see this, write 3 lines.

Reblog so other writers will do the same, let’s finish these damn stories.