BLLK DAD HEADCANNONS!!
can u do bllk dad hcs?
BLLK DAD HEADCANNONS!!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi. ✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff!! um, majority your kids like sports, okay. it just made this better alr. some of your kids have genders; some don't! sorry! i did try to make the kids genderless and decidable!
Isagi Yoichi!
When you two first figured out you were pregnant, he was literally panicking on overdrive. Overthinking everything, and you mean everything. "Should we do the baby's room blue or pink? Or is that too stereotypical? Maybe we should do it in a nice brown? Baby, why are you laughing? THIS ISN'T FUNNY?!" Keep in mind that Isagi is saying this while pacing up and down in your living room. "You panic too much. Everything will be fine. At this point, you might be the one who's pregnant." "Hah Hah. Very funny." When you were labour, he was there by your side throughout everything but was definitely horrified when you were screaming so loud like a demon was sucking the soul out of you. For sure cried when holding your baby for the first time! When you and Isagi's baby grew of age, his initial thought was to teach them football/soccer in your garden while you were gardening, pulling weeds from the ground. You look over your shoulder, and your tummy fills with warmth to see Isagi cheering your child on because they essentially managed to kick their fake plastic ball into the miniature goal for the first time. When your kid hit around five years old, they were insanely obsessed with football just as much as their dad, Isagi, and was Isagi's biggest fan. Every single match you and your kid will attend, she/he would be cheering the loudest, and whether Isagi loses the match or not, your kid will always manage to give him a huuuuuge hug at the end of it. By the time your kid was six, they BEGGED to attend a football club, which you and Isagi were hesitant about, but still managed to find one and let them go there!
Random texts between you, Isagi and your kid!
Meguru Bachira!
Now, when you told Bachira you were pregnant, he was over the moon, but then he panicked, then he was fine again. He was very bipolar about the situation, to be honest. Also was there by your side when you were giving birth and was also very much terrified when you were screaming and even screamed sometimes when you were screaming. Very much the chaotic father son/daughter duo when your kid gets older. You let him babysit once while you were out with your girlfriends. Specifically telling him NOT to give your child sugar because they'll be too hyper before bed time. But how could he possibly resist the cute puppy eyes your kid was giving him, pleeeading with him to give them the cookies that were placed on the highest shelf in the snack cupboard? When you came back home you found your child and Bachira chasing each other around in the garden. Safe to say that he would NEVER do it again because you gave him the biggest scolding of his life. He tried to teach your kid football, but they weren't a big fan of it. He was disappointed at first but gradually got over it, giving up on trying to force football down his kid's throat who clearly didn't care about it.
Random texts between you and Bachira!
Hyoma Chigiri! I physically cannot make this man a boy dad; he just NEEDS to be a girl dad, bro.
When you told Chigiri you were pregnant, he was kinda disappointed but quickly grew fond of the situation. Definitely was not fazed when you were screaming during birth. Maybe a little bit of shock on his face, but afterwards, he gave you plenty of praise and held the baby. You swear you caught him crying, but he still won't admit it till this day. When your kid grows older, he definitely knows how to do her hair! Whenever you're too busy to do her hair; let's say you're preparing breakfast for your child before school; he's the one doing her hair for example because you're busy. Out of all the boys, I believe he would be the most responsible. Your kid turns out to be the athletic type! They were insanely good at running, like their father and easily was the fastest in school!
Texts between you, your kid and Chigiri!
Reo Mikage!
When you told Reo you were pregnant. He went overboard, and I mean overboard. He spent so much on baby clothes, clothes for you, gifts, stuff for the baby and the baby's room etc, etc. The amount of times you had to scold him for spending so much money on you. When you were giving birth, he was also there by your side and was caught off guard by your yelling but then tried everything as he humanly possibly could to make sure you didn't feel as much pain, but that did fuck all... clearly. When your kid gets older, he spoils them to death. Showering them to death gifts. Shoes, clothes, hair accessories, sweets, glitter pens, toys, you name it! If your kids wants it; your kid gets it. You still tell him off for spending money and always ends up buying you something, hoping you'll be forgiving, which never works because you still lecture him in the end. Your kid said once that he wants to go to the zoo, and literally the next day you guys are going to the trip to the zoo. It was sweet to see your kid's eyes go wide as they looked around at all the exhibits, even the creepy crawlies! Turns out your kid was an avid basketball fan! Reo didn't really mind because he also used to play basketball. In fact, he was more than supportive and even went as far as to get a personal trainer FOR YOUR FIVE YEAR OLD? When he told you, you never hit him so hard in your life. "They're five, Reo! Why would they need a personal trainer?!" "To be extra good in the future!!" "Such a dumbass!" You criticize him with an eye roll. "Hey!!"
Random texts between you, your kid and Reo!
Nagi Seishiro! LOCK OFF!
When you told Nagi you were pregnant, he was disappointed, claiming it was too much of a hassle, and asked for you to have an abortion, which you obviously said no to. He didn't argue back and had to suck it up in the end. When you were giving birth, the asshole fell asleep for the whole thing and woke up because a nurse shook him awake to tell him that you're baby has been delivered. He felt insanely bad and apologised several times until you forgave him. When your kid got older, unlucky but lucky for you, they got their father's traits. It was nice to see the two of the lazy asses get along so well! One time, you came home after trusting Nagi to babysit your kid while you went out with your friends, and when you came home, you caught them cuddling on the couch while napping. It was the cutest thing you've ever seen, and you had to take multiple pictures! Now, it's his wallpaper. Only massive problem is that when you guys go out, let's say somewhere fun like the circus, you always have to go home early because two of them will not stop nagging at your ear about how tired they are and how they're bored and how much a hassle it is. Most of your fun days are movie nights, which ends up with all of your sleeping on the couch! Your kid wasn't much of a football fan, finding it too much work... sounds similar!
Random texts between you, your kid and Nagi!
Rin itoshi!
When you told Rin you were pregnant, he was nervous, but he was more than ready to support you. He did as much research from google as he possibly can. Your computer research was very interesting! 'Why does my significant other crave so much food while their pregnant' 'Why does my significant other have so much mood swings while their pregnant' When you were giving birth, he said you could squeeze his hand throughout the whole thing, which he deeply regretted because while you were giving birth, you squeezed his hand till he couldn't feel it for ten minutes straight. Cried when holding your baby and when you commented on it. He glared at you and said, "And?" When your kid got older, they were very enthusiastic and a playful kid. Always playing about with paint and pencils, and they even helped you out around the house whenever they can, which was very cute to you and Rin! Also a very responsible dad. When you came back home one time, you caught your kid and Rin painting together, which was very adorable. The paintings the two of them made on a canvas are hung up in the hallway! Your kid ended up loving football just as much as their dad, and Rin was happy to teach them how to play the sport after the number of times your kid begged him to! Your kid skid their knee doing it once, and he never felt so guilty in his life, even though it wasn't his fault. He helped place a plaster/band-aid on their knee. His heart melted when his kid noticed he was upset with himself and gave him a huge hug while saying, "It's okay, daddy! It's not your fault!"
Random texts between you, your kid and Rin!
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THANK YOU FOR MAKING BLUE LOCK SMAUS THEYRE SO FUNNY I LOVE THEM
awww thanks, brochacco! glad you like them! i plan to make more in the future!! 😼 just need more ideas siggggh
MAKE MORE SMAUS!!! They are so FUNNY AND AMAZING LOL I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT 😭❤️✨
IM GLAD YOU LIKE 'EM!! I WANNA MAKE MORE, TRUST, JUST OUT OF IDEAS!!
um... what the flip guys? this is totally crazy! i've only been here for a month or so?! THANK YOU, MY BROSKIS OR BROCHACCOS OR HOMIES OR WHATEVER!!
SRY FOR SENDING A REQ IF UR BUSY- but my demons took over…..
Can you maybe possibly write a bllk crack smau with a reader who eats things they aren’t supposed to?? Like a reader who texts “I eated sand” out of the blue, without any sort of context, or elaboration :3
..this is what happens when I don’t take my iron 😔🙏💔
BLLK BOYS WITH READER WHO HAS PICA!!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: crack themes! gn!reader.
✮⋆˙ | a/n: THIS ASK IS LITERALLY YOUNGER ME! I would never get caught, but I used to literally eat everything... like sand, dirt, rocks, grass, etc. So this ask was super fun to make!!
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi!
ꨄ︎ | meguru bachira!
ꨄ︎ | hyoma chigiri!
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage!
ꨄ︎ | nagi seishiro!
ꨄ︎ | rin itoshi!
BLLK BOYS AND THE "GIVE A BITCH SOME HEAD OR SUM' TREND"!!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rin itoshi.
✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive/crack themes! agedup!bllk boys. fem!reader. no proof read... the usual.
Isagi Yoichi!
You and Isagi are lying on his bed. The two of you scrolling through tiktok. You were beginning to get bored out your ass and the sound repeating "give a bitch some head or sum' " was getting slightly annoying, but like in a good way. It's like an itch to be fair and all the videos of girlfriends playing the sound around their own boyfriends and their reactions were priceless, earning the occasional giggle from you.
You wanted to try on Isagi, who's head was currently resting on your lap. You click the "+" and press on the record button, the sound immediately playing.
It's him two to five business days to release before he pulls his gaze away from his phone to look you in the eye. His cheeks were ruby red it was so funny. He looked at your phone then back at you and said, "Right now?"
At this point, you were dying of laughter and ended the video. This caused Isagi to frown, "Were you joking?" Your smile dropped when you see the bulge in his pants. You give him a knowing smirk, "Not anymore apparently!"
Bro, you've never seen a frown turn upside down so fast.
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵
Meguru Bachira!
You and Bachira was just chilling. You were orginally watching a movie but it got boring quick, causing the two of you to go on your phones doing fuck all.
The trend was taking over your for you page like crazy and you took it as a sign. Hitting record and letting the sound play, side eyeing him a bit with a smile.
Unlike Isagi, Bachira looks at you immediately. A toothy smile forming on his face immediately and his eyes glimmering in excitement, "Do it want it right now?"
You stop recording and smile at him, "You're eager, hm?"
"Who wouldn't be!? Now spread your legs!!!"
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Hyoma Chigiri!
You were hanging out in your room, scrolling on your phone while Chigiri was fucking about with his hair. As per usual!!
You were starting to get bored and wanted to play around with your girlfriend boyfriend. You've been planning to try out this trend since the first time you ever saw it and you planned to do it today, when he decided to come over.
You hit record and wait for his reaction, forcing your laughter back as much as possible. When he notices, he pauses, looks at you and smirks. "I've seen that trend already. You really are corny."
You stop recording and give him a dirty look, "You're literally the fun police. Like damn, could've shut the fuck up and gave me some damn head, but noooo, you wanna give me attitude."
"Oh dear. Dare I say I stroked your ego?"
You huff at his words, "Shut the fuck up and eat me out already, princess."
"Alright, alright, my prince."
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵
Reo Mikage!
You are in his room, which is massive, by the way. No surprise, he's a nepo baby. He left his room to do whatever the fuck he was doing so you left by yourself in his room, flicking through tiktok. The sound "give a bitch some head or sum'" playing five times in a row on your for your page.
You giggle. Maybe when he comes back into his room, you should try the trend out on him? You've seen various of partners trying it on each other and you can't help but chuckle each time another video pops up on your phone! You just need to wait for him to come back.
You wait around five more minutes until you hear his footsteps. You rush to click on the cross. and as soon as he opens the door, you start recording. You smile "innocently" at him as the sound starts playing, and he just stares at you with wide eyes before laughing, "I just walked in, baby. You want it right now?"
"Mhmmm!"
"Okay, pretty."
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵ Nagi Seishiro!
Nagi LOCK OFF was in the middle of gaming, typical of him, after leaving you two's cuddle session and leaving you - by yourself - in his bed. To fix your boredom after being abandoned by Nagi, you watch a series of tiktoks. How rude. You've seen the trend going around and honestly think now would be a perfect time to seek revenge for your lazy boyfriend leaving you alone on his bed.
You play the sound and wait for him to realise. Once he does, he pauses whatever game he was currently playing and spins on his gaming chair to look at you, lazily blinking once. Twice.
"Mkay... lay down on the bed."
You stop recording and tsk, "Don't think you deserve it after leaving our cuddles for your stupid game."
"Whatever. Lemme make it up to you then." "Fineeeeee." "Good. Now just spread your legs already. All this talking instead of moving is such a hassle."
︵‿୨♡୧‿︵
Rin itoshi!
You both are in his room. He was taking notes of how to do better in football/soccer in his little notebook, which you find ridiculously adorable, and even teased him multiple times about it, which he also shut down.
The silence was comfortable, but soon, flicking about on your phone got boring and you were really desperate to try out this trend that has been bombarding your fyp lately.
So, that's what you decide to do, hitting play, and the sound quickly breaks the silence between you two. He stops writing, gives you a HUGE side eye before doing one of those horror movies ass turns, slowly turning his head to look at you with a dirty look plastered on his face.
You couldn't hold back your laugh anymore, wheezing at his reaction, which he replies by shaking his head in disapproval and closing his notebook to look at you properly, "You're seriously that immature?"
"I- hah! I cant- pffft- breathe! Oh my god!"
"Whatever..." He pauses, "Spread your legs..."
Your laughter eases up a bit and you give him a teasing smile, "Oh? Hopping straight to it, Mister Itoshi?"
"You're so annoying. Just do as I say already."
"Yes sir."
you want a part two? -> here you go, sugar plum fairy cake!
Texting the BIG THREE pick up lines randomly!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: izuku midoriya, katsuki bakugou, shoto todoroki ✮⋆˙ | cw: suggestive content/crack, aged!up big three, kys jokes literally once, fem!reader.
ꨄ︎ | izuku midoriya!
ꨄ︎ | katsuki bakugou!
ꨄ︎ | shoto todoroki!
cw: period fucking. blood. gore? jeff is a sadistic, weird, filthy boy. mentions of knife play in the end, but no knife is in action.
to say jeff likes fucking you on your period is an understatement.
it might be your least favourite time of your month, but it's definitely fucking his. his sadistic brain loves it. loves the way your pussy gushes out blood from your pussy and drips all over his cock. the way his bedsheets are coated with blood, same with your pussy and thighs.
it's so nasty, and he fucking loves it.
you're extra sensitive on your period too. makes fucking you ten times hotter when on your period. it also makes him ten times harder too, in both ways. his dick gets rock hard and so does his thrusts, folding you in half like a paper bag, fucking his big cock in and out of you until your physically trembling. until all you can think about is him and his ridiculously, thick cock.
it also makes him imagine you're one of his victims. he doesn't wanna hurt you. not unless you give him your permission to, of course.
of course this sick fuck imagines that it's his knife that's pushing in and out of your slick, blood-dripping cunt, makes the pleasure more desirable and makes his head go all fuzzy. he would love to see his knife inside of you. your face etched in pain, maybe even pleasure, as your pussy floods his knife with blood, but that would end up killing you, and he doesn't wanna kill his pretty girlfriend now, does he?
so fucking you on your period will suffice. maybe he'll bring his knife into action in the dear future...
The blue lock boys asking you randomly on a date!
✮⋆˙ | featuring: isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri, reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rensuke kunigami.
✮⋆˙ | cw: fluff! aged!up blue lock. crack in some parts. fem!reader. nothing else!
ꨄ︎ | isagi yoichi, meguru bachira, hyoma chigiri.
ꨄ︎ | reo mikage, nagi seishiro, rensuke kunigami.
the way you write chigiri is so goated plzzz.. the ppl need a fic for him omgg i love the sassiness
hehe thanks! you have me blushing dude! i would actually write a fic but my mind is so blank fr! give me an idea ill write it but it may come a little late because like i said my mind is so blank and i have three drafts half-done... because my brain is so empty... 😭😭
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