I Think I Was Busy Being Dead. And Also Buying Wendy’s.

I think I was busy being dead. And also buying Wendy’s.

— Our Bard/Fey Warlock (via outofcontextdnd)

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9 years ago
My Chicken With +1 Health Was Too Much For Him. 

My chicken with +1 health was too much for him. 


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8 years ago
How To Get A Boyfriend

How To Get A Boyfriend

8 years ago

It is the small things that matter though. Like the fact that grape ice cream doesn't exist because the guy that invented it killed a dog.

It's the little things in life.

Did you know? Lesbians and male homosexuals would marry each other in Nazi Germany just to escape persecution? Queer history tho like I honestly am learning things everyday that shape my knowledge of what it means to be LGBT? Like did you know Malcolm X was bisexual? Did you know the Nazis persecuting homosexuals said they were protecting “traditional family values,” the same arguments used today by Republicans? Washington in the 1780s expelled several soldiers for engaging in consensual same-sex acts? FDR launched a plan in the 1920s where he forced young sailors to try and trap other sailors into sex? I think schools need to stop erasing queer history from social studies and queer literature from English classes. And also start teaching children to respect gay people at a young age, like grade five. That’s the only way I can see any change coming about…

8 years ago
“The Characters In His Novel Were Desperately Trying To Use Their Own Science To Prove He Didn’t

“The characters in his novel were desperately trying to use their own science to prove he didn’t exist. He was almost willing to let them.” -QuietPineTrees

8 years ago

That's what I'm asking.

sulu and ben: *are explicitly queer on screen*

me:

Sulu And Ben: *are Explicitly Queer On Screen*
8 years ago

Is being wearing skin an option?

Wear The Clothes That Define YOU.

Wear the clothes that define YOU.

8 years ago

You’re trapped in a giant’s castle. The giants slowly move mysteriously throughout the castle, speaking a foreign language, their motivations opaque. That’s what my cat’s life is like.

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unmightywaffle - This Must Be The Place
This Must Be The Place

moved to @totallynotwaffle | posts on this tumblr do not reflect my views now (as well as this bio? wtf was going on middle school me) | "...so I said, 'Yo, I know you want to do this and all, but you have to understand, he doesn't really have a desireable trait. I know you think he's nice and all, but at the end of the day, he's just as useless as me.' He shot back, 'Well, sometimes the most powerful of traits reside in the most unlikely of people.' and left. I'll never understand his thought prosses. That's all I got."

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