Why Not?

*Jumps.*

Hudson: Do you ever look at a flight of stairs and wonder how many bones you could break jumping down?

.....

Not that I wonder this.

hmm seems like fun, is it alright to ask for two characters, can ask about Joey and Sammy disability head cannon (idk if I'm supposed to add the 🦾 emoji) I know they're neurodivergent /j I'm joking just interested in hearing how you head cannon them. anyways I'm going to go back to learning blender and freaking out about high poly models (scariest thing out there tbh).

In my AU,

Joey doesn't have a physical disability at first. He developed one later on due to Thomas's death ending in Joey having a bullet stuck in his leg.

Without having proper medical help or attention, he develops a limp later on due to damaged tendons in his right leg. Much later, he uses the ink to his advantage and stabs himself with needles full of ink, in attempts to fix his leg. (No idea what Joey's logic is here, but yeah.)

Joey also has a learning disability in mathematics (as well as a kind of phobia?). Either way, he struggles with numbers and heavily relies on Grant, even if he doesn't take him seriously. Things like taxes, make him increasingly stressed and frustrated (basically like most people. But he just doesn't know how to actually pay them. )

Sammy doesn't have any physical disabilities, but an anxiety disorder is considered a mental disability (at least where I live it is). Sammy (from my AU) also has anger issues, however that isn't considered a disability.

(Also....HUH? Poly models.....okay, I'm scared)

YESSSS FATHER AND SON!!!! GO JACK!!!

*Gachas your Hudson*

He was a lil hard, mostly cause of his hair and also like….coloring a black and white character but! Ye!

GACHA HUDSON EVERYONE LET'S GOOO!!!

HE LOOKS FANTASTIC AND THERE's EVEN INK ON HIM NOCIEEE

THANK YOU!!

Due to Olivia's personality and accent, I feel like she and Hudson would get along really well! (Regardless of Hudson's insanity)

I really like Olivia's character!

Gift for @eeveelikessoda as Olivia is their batim oc!

Uh, guys? Could you give Constance a little room?

Brant (left, Constance (middle) and Bill (right) from The Lost Ones BATIM novel, but in my au.

Fun facts:

I purposely made Brant to have a bit of a black eye, reddened nose and band aid because as someone who works for the press, you got to be tough in order to deal with people. Especially violent people.

Constance in my AU, is Latino! She's also a feminist and dreams of being a chemist.

If Buddy from my au ever met Bill...Buddy would turn into a real jerk. Bill has almost everything Buddy doesn't! Causing Buddy to get a little (ok, a lot) annoyed.

What are we?

Human.

No.

No?

That's not what I'm seeing in the mirror right now.

...

What do you see?

What do you see?

Please stop. Let's be better.

Aren't we in too deep for that? Too blurry?

No, wait, please, let's think about this. We didn't mean to do that, we'll be okay. We'll be fine. We are Okay.

...

Where are my eyes?

...

Where is my throat?

...

Where is me?

...

Shut up.

We are happy, we are fine.

We have eyes, throat, flesh, blood, we are complete.

So where is me?

A gift.

Hudson raised his shaking hand as he somehow ended up on the floor. His knees weak and his brown eyes looking traumatised.

"I'm here," he rasped, his voice cracking a little. "Just give me a minute."

With that said, he fell back and laid on the ground, staring up at the ceiling. His whole body feeling ill and shaken, not even worried about Stella and the prank anymore.

@ask-thelyricist

*you and Sammy were in Sammy's office arguing or some shit idfk*

Stella walked into the room and flicked off the light, drawing y'all's attention. she lingered in the doorway, gripping a knife tightly and partially covered in a substance that looked suspiciously like blood...

"Sammy..." she muttered. she acknowledged Hudson with a nod in his direction before throwing her head back and cackling like a maniac. :]

- @art-by-stella

Hudson stared at in suspicion, already turning away from Sammy, whom he was already so done with.

He raised a brow, his gaze unwavering as he folded his arms against his chest. The dark rings under his eyes and his pale skin proved he wasn't in good health. Though he stubbornly refused to admit it.

"Can I help you or are you just going to giggle like a creepy doll all day?" He asked, his tone unconcerned and tired.

(Stella wtf??)

He's just as confused as you, Todd.

First panel: Jesus, why would anyone want to date such an ugly and short guy like you?

Second panel (Hudson answers): Ask my five exes and very dead fiancee that.

Give it up for Susie Campbell! An angel in the making!

(Her poses are wonky and her hand doesn't make sense..oh well)