Hmm Seems Like Fun, Is It Alright To Ask For Two Characters, Can Ask About Joey And Sammy Disability

And if Archie was a swim instructor:

Gift for a fellow crazy Archie loving fan: @creationandcalamityau

Audio log #?

You wouldn't believe what just came in the mail today!

Oh man, I just bolt out of my apartment and what do I see? A letter! Addressed to me from good ol' Cassidy and her husband.

Have to admit, I'm surprised that they remembered to include me, considering I'm not actually Cassidy's brother.

Of course, I wouldn't dare to say that out loud. I would get smothered in reassurances and hugs and...augh....

This picture is totally going up on my bulletin board! How could it not? It's my niece and nephew! I'm an uncle!

I never thought I would be...

I can't wait for the holidays and winter break! I've already bought Steven a good sketchbook and pens and for Eliza, a pocket knife and a lighter! Plus some little fireworks I found on the market.

'Course, I'm probably going to have to give her her gifts..out of her mother's eyes.

Hey! You're never too young to learn how to use a knife and lighter. As a proud Boy Scout of Ontario, I should know!

. . .

I promise I won't stop loving you two, alright?

Uncle Hudson out!

I JUST SAW THIS BRO

DAMN WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS-

THANK YOUUUUU GUYS GO CHECK OUT MY FRIEND HERE AND FOLLOW THEMMMMMMM

♬ That’s just the way things go ✎

My hand slipped….:[

Gift for @unnoticedunawarestillhere

Hudson's opinion on Sammy?

Hudson (when hired) stays clear of Sammy as his rude remarks and harsh demeanour always made him tick inside. However, using his filter, he would avoid him.

When he goes insane, he loses that filter and spits retorts and insults of his own. Spitting at the composer if he ever crosses a line with him or a love one.

Sammy was also a witness to Hudson's tournament by Joey and was also responsible for hiding his body. So, when Hudson comes back as a ghost, he is more than just pissed.

In the crossover au I have with @creationandcalamityau , she has an OC named Charlie (who is Sammy's assistant), he's very protective of Charlie and is always making threats at Sammy to keep in line. He's worried that Sammy may cause harm to Charlie (who is like a sister to him). He wants so badly to protect Charlie, because he knows what Sammy is capable of. But sometimes his actions out of loyalty will end up hurting Charlie, which he hates.

In the crossover I have with @thelocalmoth , Hudson despises Sammy and has gotten into fights with him. However, he *tries* to restrain himself from talking bad of Lawrence because he doesn't want to make Jack upset as he looks up to Jack and sees him as a father figure. Hudson was once forced into drinking ink because of Sammy twice. He only told Jack the first time, but never the second time because he cared too much.

He was aware of Jack's strong friendship and didn't want to hurt Jack, even in his twisted insane way, which led to his downfall and ended up getting sicker with ink poison.

He loves way too much, which was kind of what killed him.

There's got to be an Alice like this in someone's Au.

She got fucking tired of perfection a while ago.

SURVIVAL GUIDE TO SURVIVING HENDRIKS: THE DO'S AND DONT'S EDITION

DO NOT:

Pick him up. I don't care if he's dead, you do NOT pick him up. This includes carrying him, hugging him so tightly, and spinning him around. (HE IS NOT A FAIRY PRINCESS.)

Throw him around like a doll. He will remember this and will get revenge.

Correct his English/spelling. (ex: "It's gray. Not "grEy"). This Canadian could not care less and might flick a loonie at you to prove his point.

Steal his food or flask. He will personally steal your food/or flask for a WEEK as revenge.

Do not put things out of his reach on purpose or as a joke. He will kick you in the shins to get what he wants (or grab a chair...).

Do not steal his eyes and bury him under the floorboards for a health inspector to see. Or cut his face off. That is very rude.

Do not give him any small object that can be easy to hide and can cause harm or chaos. (Exs: lighter, brick, fork, door handle)

Do NOT give him nicknames that are tied to his weight. This is rude and (though Hendriks won't admit it) VERY hurtful. This also includes comparing his height to other people's and commentating.

Wow.....that's a lot. So, what can I do?

That's not even half of the list...anyway-

YOU CAN DO:

Hot drinks such as hot tea or coco! This is a good way to calm down an angry Hudson while also making him stop drinking any alcohol at the moment!

Listen! We are all human beings who might need to vent or in need of a shoulder to cry on! It's perfectly normal and healthy! Also a good way to bond!

Hugs, pats on backs and friendly nudges! All shouldn't be for a long time (unless, he isn't pulling away) and should be done in good nature. (He's easy to knock down, so be careful with the back pats and nudges).

Heavy fluffy blankets, cozy environment and good company is something that can't go wrong! But even walks in the rain or hikes in the snow is enough as well!

Why does he need all this? He sounds like a weirdo.

Well, buckaroo, it's because he is. However:

We all can be weirdos, so much that it is pretty normal when it's thought about. Us human beings have our needs, wants and flaws.

Your point?

My point is:

it is okay to get help, to be comforted, to vent and to cry. Let's be weird together and create stuff that has a positive effect for others and ourselves (because we are just as valuable!)

Now then, how about I fetch us all some hot coco and warm blankets?

:)

"I think I lost my mind."

"I put my cereal in my coffee grinder."

"And put milk in my coffee beans."

"I only realised my mistake after washing the dishes after breakfast."

I'm curious as to what your Tom design for your AU is!(Pre fall lol) If you have one, that is lol if not, have a wonderful day/night!(Ask from mainblog but hiii lol)

Here is Tom from my Au! There are some posts already about him, so yeah. I swear he isn't an ass-hole all the time. Just most of the time.

(Hellooo :3)

BAHAHAHA OKAY THEN GLAD IT AIN'T WEIRD XD

Is it weird that all I can mostly imagine from my story is Len hitting Norman with a door? :^

Len hitting Norman with a door is something she would totally do in canon mate

(@lendubsofficial )

"And what are those little black dot thingies?"

@thelocalmoth : I hope to make you more father and son fan art because you are fucking awesome