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DO NOT:
Pick him up. I don't care if he's dead, you do NOT pick him up. This includes carrying him, hugging him so tightly, and spinning him around. (HE IS NOT A FAIRY PRINCESS.)
Throw him around like a doll. He will remember this and will get revenge.
Correct his English/spelling. (ex: "It's gray. Not "grEy"). This Canadian could not care less and might flick a loonie at you to prove his point.
Steal his food or flask. He will personally steal your food/or flask for a WEEK as revenge.
Do not put things out of his reach on purpose or as a joke. He will kick you in the shins to get what he wants (or grab a chair...).
Do not steal his eyes and bury him under the floorboards for a health inspector to see. Or cut his face off. That is very rude.
Do not give him any small object that can be easy to hide and can cause harm or chaos. (Exs: lighter, brick, fork, door handle)
Do NOT give him nicknames that are tied to his weight. This is rude and (though Hendriks won't admit it) VERY hurtful. This also includes comparing his height to other people's and commentating.
Wow.....that's a lot. So, what can I do?
That's not even half of the list...anyway-
YOU CAN DO:
Hot drinks such as hot tea or coco! This is a good way to calm down an angry Hudson while also making him stop drinking any alcohol at the moment!
Listen! We are all human beings who might need to vent or in need of a shoulder to cry on! It's perfectly normal and healthy! Also a good way to bond!
Hugs, pats on backs and friendly nudges! All shouldn't be for a long time (unless, he isn't pulling away) and should be done in good nature. (He's easy to knock down, so be careful with the back pats and nudges).
Heavy fluffy blankets, cozy environment and good company is something that can't go wrong! But even walks in the rain or hikes in the snow is enough as well!
Why does he need all this? He sounds like a weirdo.
Well, buckaroo, it's because he is. However:
We all can be weirdos, so much that it is pretty normal when it's thought about. Us human beings have our needs, wants and flaws.
Your point?
My point is:
it is okay to get help, to be comforted, to vent and to cry. Let's be weird together and create stuff that has a positive effect for others and ourselves (because we are just as valuable!)
Now then, how about I fetch us all some hot coco and warm blankets?
:)