I Had To Reblog This Lol

reading the room

so i accidentally elbowed my brother.

he told me to jump off a cliff. call me crazy but i think i might not be loved :) edit: it took over two hours for my mother to talk to my brother about it :')

i feel like in any DND there is one person someone loves for no reason, like

DM: *makes a character* this is blorbo bleebus, i hate blorblo bleebus, i killed his family. blorbo bleebus deserves nothing but hate.

random player: no dont be mean to blorbo bleebus i love blorbo bleebus!!!

DM: hes a serial killer

random player: still dont be mean to him :(

I know the fandom mostly agrees that Jason is that one always unemployed sibling in the family, but let me offer you a slightly enhanced concept - unemployed sibling Jason, who is the busiest sibling in the family.

No one can get hold of him. Like, ever. And it is not like he is lying, he is genuinely always has something else to do! Something random and unexpected, and, honestly, all his family can think is: what the hell?

Bruce, frowning: Remind me again, why the dinner in the circle of the family today doesn't suit your... schedule?

Jason, shrugging: I have a book club evening in the nursing home. We are discussing Margaret Atwood's Penelopiad tonight. Can't miss it. Also, Jennet-

Alfred, confused: Who is Jennet?

Jason: One of the old ladies in the nursing home, duh... Anyway, yeah, Jennet is having a birthday. She would be hella mad if her favourite grandson missed it, you know?

Bruce: ...Jason, you are not her-

Jason: (leaves)

Dick: Hey, wanna join me for tomorrow morning's training?

Jason, sighs: Sounds nice, but I have classes tomorrow.

Dick, confused: Classes? Since when you are enrolled in college?

Jason: Oh, no. I am a substitute teacher in one of the school's around.

Dick: WHAT-

Damian, calling Jason in the middle of the day: Can you pick me up from school? Others are busy, there is an emergency in the town.

Jason: Damn, sorry, kid, but I am not in the country right now. By the way, do you want to talk with your mother?

Damian: ...What that supposed to mean? Where are you?

Jason: I was planning to visit All-Caste, but first decided to meet up with Talia. I am kinda in Egypt right now, anyway.

Damian: ...

Tim, already used to Jason's constant busy status, sighing: I bet you won't agree if I call you on the lunch tomorrow?

Jason: Uh, no. I have plans. But if you tag along with me, we can get lunch together later.

Tim, surprised: ...Okay. What do you have tomorrow? Knitting club? A shift in library?

Jason: Nah, graduation ceremony.

Tim: Right, you are a substitute teacher.

Jason: No, no. My graduation ceremony. I am getting my PHD in literature.

Tim: SINCE FUCKING WHEN-

HEY!!

im in a fuckin art block >:C so if yall could send me commisions? i dont charge!

Bored, so I'm starting a thing :D

Show some of your hearmeouts/fictional crushes

Here's mine :3

Tagging:

@st4rl3ssv01d

@marmalad3-jar

@kokushibosbestie

@internetgiraffekid1673

@slushiethecryptid

@pamithebunterfly2007

@silly-lesb21

@in3edcoff3e

@crystalline-loptous (Ik you said you don't have any fictional crushes, but I still wanted to tag you, so you can do favourite characters if you want :3)

+ Anyone else willing to share

my best freinds snake, SUNNY!!!

give him loves pls! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ btw it says distinguished gentlemen not disgusting, sorry for the bad writing lol

littereally pizza sim, lol!

ATTENTION ALL EXTROVERTS!

there are some rules about introverts you need to know.

do not go up to an introvert who is dissasociating and remidn them they exist. this is rude

do not force us to go out. this spikes anxiety and depression. we do not like out. no out.

if you take us to partys make sure its very nice and quiet. we do not like loud. if you must, put us in a corner with our phones and or book. trust me. we're fine

food is our motivator. get us food. and we will be loyal, until our social battery runs out.

do not beg attention. we do the begging. you do the giving.

you didnt freind us. you adopted us. theres a difference.

REDID AN OLD SKETCH!!

the old sketchc

the new one

which ones better?