No Cuz You Don’t Fucking Understand

Rewatching Umbrella Academy for when the fourth season comes out, and damn, Five went through a LOT, and it’s not really acknowledged. Like, the kid saw his entire family DEAD when he was thirteen, and had to learn how to survive on his own. Sure, he was always witty, but that’s still a lot for a kid to go through, and I can’t imagine how he dealt with it by himself for so many years.

some things aren't even headcanons they're just divine visions and u have no choice but to accept them

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

hits that poor unsuspecting employee with the father beam

I love OC x canon btw is so fun

April, discovering an entire Hidden City beneath NYC and going up against a fish-man making, warring warrior scientist:

I wish to be perceived as “that thing over there”

Infatuated with weird gender vibes. Reblog if you have weird gender vibes, want weird gender vibes, are also infatuated with weird gender vibes, or would like to have your brain surgically wired to a biohorror mecha.

tempted to rate tf2 ships because I’m bored 🤨…