April, Discovering An Entire Hidden City Beneath NYC And Going Up Against A Fish-man Making, Warring

Update:

I introduced a Jane Doe/Penny Lamb from Ride the Cyclone AI to Soldier and Spy, and so far it seems like they are friends. They keep complimenting her doll and craftsmanship and she’s just happy to be here.

Anyway I think they’re her dads now or something.

currently hyperfixating so

stupid au where gen loss ranboo somehow escapes and ends up stranded in the middle of New Mexico where a bunch of stupid mercs are fighting

or a Gen Loss/Ride the Cyclone crossover au

He’s just an angel I know. (aziraphale's version || insp.)

this all also ties into the fact that nO THE MERCS DONT HATE SCOUT STOP SAYING THEY HATE HIM THEY CARE ABOUT HIM HES JUST A LIL ANNOYING BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN THEY DISLIKE HIM RARARARAHGAGAAGGRARARARARA

THE MERCS DONT HATE MEDIC THEY DONT HATE PYRO THEY DONT SCOUT THEY DONT HATE SPY THEY DONT HATE EACH OTHER THEY’RE ALL JUST EFFED UP WEIRDOS WHO CARE ABOUT ONE ANOTHER IN THEIR OWN WAYS

good scout endings:

because of some freak accident starts actually form emotional bonds with women, mainly platonic, receives good first-hand advice on romantic and sexual relationships, becomes popular with girls as god intended, is normal about it.

matures and changes his priorities in life and relationships, realises that he wants to start a family and be the father he never had to his own kids, finds a girl with similar background and interests, children adore him.

starts to see his deep insecurities and stops trying to cover them up. takes some time for himself, not trying to get into any relationships. focuses on his new career as an illustrator. adopts a beagle, visits his mother often.

Love how the Netherbrain straight up just “listen I respected Bhaal’s kid, Durge, but not YOU 🙄” to Gortash. Funniest thing ever.

PART TWO

THIS. THIS!!!

People need to stop trying to justify racism and bigotry by saying it’s “time accurate”. TF2 lore is NOwhere near accurate to real life, I mean, Abraham Lincoln was the first Pyro and invented stairs?? 🤨🤨 AND AUSTRALIA IS LITERALLY FUTURISTIC??????

And look at the mercs. You really think they are anywhere near cis and/or straight? 🤨🤨

Plus! As it was said in the above post, lgbtq people have always existed. Trying to pretend being apart of the community is a new thing is unrealistic and a harmful way of thinking.

anyway having “period accurate” bigotry in funny hat game fan content is stupid and erases the fact that lgbtq people have always existed

Young Sean: Did Arthur say he'd take us hiking?

John: No. But we can work our way around him. Hosea taught me some tricks. Now, we take our hats off, ruffle our hair a bit. Now I'm gonna need you to gimmie some tears.

Sean: *fake cries*

John: Not too much! That's enough. Okay, now follow my lead.

Arthur: What do you two idiots want now?

John, teary eyed: Why do you never spend time with us?

Arthur: What?! I'm always spending time with you!

Sean, sniffling: It's like you don't even love us!

Arthur: You better be joking.

John: How can you not love your own baby brothers?!

Arthur: Ugh! Fine! I'll take you hiking! Just please stop!

John and Sean: Hooray!

Arthur, to himself: Okay, that was impressive.