Young Sean: Did Arthur Say He'd Take Us Hiking?

Young Sean: Did Arthur say he'd take us hiking?

John: No. But we can work our way around him. Hosea taught me some tricks. Now, we take our hats off, ruffle our hair a bit. Now I'm gonna need you to gimmie some tears.

Sean: *fake cries*

John: Not too much! That's enough. Okay, now follow my lead.

Arthur: What do you two idiots want now?

John, teary eyed: Why do you never spend time with us?

Arthur: What?! I'm always spending time with you!

Sean, sniffling: It's like you don't even love us!

Arthur: You better be joking.

John: How can you not love your own baby brothers?!

Arthur: Ugh! Fine! I'll take you hiking! Just please stop!

John and Sean: Hooray!

Arthur, to himself: Okay, that was impressive.

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1 year ago

bg3 x tf2 would be pure chaos and i think that would be brilliant

6 months ago

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

1 year ago

bg3 but medic is there

he just laughs at the worst times and shows a very strong and odd fascination towards all the gore and messed up situations, to the point it even surpasses durge’s.

somehow he always has the strongest health potions that he “obtained”. he collects skulls and bones he finds, along with some organs??

Has really strange humor and is almost always smiling. didn’t bat an eye at a companion being a vampire, only asking if he could study the extent of the affliction. didn’t bat an eye at the time-bomb in the wizard, only asking if he could also study that and possibly try to remove it?? somehow comes up with various solutions to help calm your other companion’s infernal engine only using the bare recourses you have.

he mutters in a language no one understands and withers said something about this guy have multiple souls???? you aren’t even sure if he’s human anymore.


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4 weeks ago
BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀
BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

BABES WAKE UP TODAY’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY 🌈🐀

🎶NEIL IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES🎶

My (old) contribution to the beautiful day that is april 13th

Keep at it with the tunes.

1 year ago

Anyway if you're complaining about how the stupid idiot Tumblr babies don't know anything about the 1960s bc sometimes in fanfic a tf2 man will say the word "transgender", please remember that "ragequit", "camper", and "gg" are words that tf2 characters say in the game with their mouths. Was it historically accurate to the Cold War for Scout, a man with a chest tattoo of a song that came out in 1999, to tell you to ragequit

5 months ago

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

1 year ago

i love freedom fries having a serious dynamic of slow burn and building a relationship, but i also really adore them having the dynamic of Jessica Rabbit and Roger Rabbit because they are so so silly and i love both duos


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3 months ago
I Loved This Post Just Because All The Comments Flipped Between Sincere Appreciation And Mockery Of The
I Loved This Post Just Because All The Comments Flipped Between Sincere Appreciation And Mockery Of The
I Loved This Post Just Because All The Comments Flipped Between Sincere Appreciation And Mockery Of The
I Loved This Post Just Because All The Comments Flipped Between Sincere Appreciation And Mockery Of The
I Loved This Post Just Because All The Comments Flipped Between Sincere Appreciation And Mockery Of The

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

1 year ago
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That
“Did You See The Way That Little Girl Looked At Me? Kids. Little Kids. They Grow Up Believing That

“Did you see the way that little girl looked at me? Kids. Little kids. They grow up believing that they can be a hero if they drive a sword into the heart of anything different. And I’m the monster? I don’t know what’s scarier. The fact that everyone in this kingdom wants to run a sword through my heart or that sometimes I just wanna let ‘em.” “We have to get you out of here. Over the wall. We won’t stop until we find some place safe, okay? We’ll go. Together. No matter what we do, we can’t change the way people see us.” “You changed the way you see me... Didn’t you?

NIMONA (2023), based on the comic by ND Stevenson, who came out as transgender in 2022

2 years ago
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not funny didnt laugh

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