Odysseus: I'm A Monster. No God Or Mythical Would Ever See Me As Man, Let Alone My Family...they're All

some things aren't even headcanons they're just divine visions and u have no choice but to accept them

OHHHHH SHIT

I RANDOMLY LOOKED UP WHAT TEAMS THE MERCS ARE CANONICALLY ON, AND I FOUND A SUPPORTED THEORY THAT LITERALLY DESTROYS HOW MOST OF THE TUMBLR FANDOM PERCIEVES TF2

https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/88d9zo/theory_are_the_mercenaries_of_red_and_blu_the/

I've been trying for hours to figure out how to use particle systems to make a medigun beam in Blender. I think I was actually getting pretty close when... this happened... whatever the hell it is.

I don't know whether it looks more like blood/guts or some kind of very huge weird fruit. But I knew as soon as I saw it that I had to let Ludwig play in it like some deranged cat kneading a squelching blanket of undefined gore.

“I pronounce you married as shit, viva la apocalypse!” is exactly why they chose klaus to be the one to marry luther and sloane

Scout holding a gun to pyro: tell me the name of god you pyromaniac piece of shit

Pyro: can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in a way that matters.

Scout cocking the gun, tears streaming down his face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

LESS miguel o’hara fanart of him looking sexily at the camera pulling up his shirt or whatever. MORE miguel o’hara fanart of him crying pathetically in the bathroom

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

scout: man, it smells like henweigh in here.

spy: ......

scout: *staring expectantly*

engineer: spy? doesn't it smell like henweigh in here?

spy, with the most long suffering sigh: what's a henweigh-

scout: ABOUT 10 POUNDS!

PART TWO