More Lore Cuz I'm Bored:

Happy lesbian visibility week!

I like women, but

I'm a trans dude, but I'm not a dude, but I'm not *not* a dude, but I am FIN, but agender and nonbinary do kinda fit too, but nonhuman xenogenders r cool, but-

The most “boys will be boys” things the gang do

• Steve, Soda, Dally, and Darry stay walking around half naked, ESPECIALLY in the summer. Their shirts are never on. Soda’s jeans are unzipped half the time smh

• as much as they really really try, the Curtis boys are known for leaving their dirty laundry everywhere 😟 no matter how messy they can be though, Two-Bit’s room will always be exponentially worse

• one time Steve and Soda wanted to see who could eat the most chocolate cake so they each ate a whole half of a cake and threw up later

• Johnny do not be washing his clothes 😭😭😭 it’s rly not his fault but Darry will offer to wash up some of his stuff with Ponyboy’s and Johnny will be like “no thank you it’s not that bad 🙂” bros jean jacket probably carries the plague

• they literally don’t stop eating. It’s canon that the Curtis brothers all have big appetites, everyone else is just as bad. Most of their money goes to groceries bc they literally just eat and eat

• Ponyboy tries to lay in bed directly after track practice before showering bc he’s tired and Sodapop is appalled

• so so so many wrestling and football injuries. Pony’s always tripping and falling face first. Steve is a fucking pincher when they’re wrestling so Soda and Two-Bit always have little ass bruises on them from him 💀 during football Johnny is really good at slipping between people bc he can be pretty quick but one time he managed to take Steve down with him and they knocked their heads together

• Dally unfortunately enjoys driving around and yelling obscenities when he has Buck’s car. No one is off limits. He’ll trail behind Johnny and be like “ay what that mouth do” and Johnny just lets out the most defeated sigh

• Ponyboy and Curly were each other’s first kiss “for practice” and didn’t rly think much of it until they realized they’d only been kissing each other even tho they didn’t need practice anymore and never tried to get w anyone else 😭😭😭

• if Two-Bit sees any kind of animal worth catching in his mind like an armadillo or some shit he will indeed try to catch it and bring it to the Curtis house and Darry is just like if you don’t get that damn armadillo off my porch

Anyway I love these sillies even tho boys are gross 😒

NPD culture is hating psych2go.

Perhaps it's me being an angsty teen transmasc, but Cavetown is REALLY overrated. I want some loud punk rock trans guy music, not stereotypical soft boy crap.

i just got out my copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula to start reading it(a rlly cool vampire otherkin account i started following reminded me of it) since i've been procrastinating about it for like year, BUT I DROPPED MY STUPID CUPCAKE ON IT. The gods seem slightly upset w my decision to read it 😞 /lh

I like to think that if Bob had lived, Cherry would have roasted him so hard over being jealous of a 14-year-old.

“I’m babysitting tonight. The kid just turned eight, so you’ve got some competition. You might have to fight him for my hand.”

Soda is that teenager who follows his mom around the house yapping and perches on the end of her bed at unholy hours of the night, still yapping.

Except it’s Darry. Darry is mom. It’s 3 AM, Darry has the covers pulled over his head, and Soda is still standing in the corner yapping about his day.

gigglin over how Pony's touch point for heterosexuality is. his brothers. n uh. well. yknow. I dunno if anyone's ever cleared that up for him.

realizing you accidentally did something wrong way late isn't a fun feeling

Ponyboy Curtis from The Outsiders is intersex!