Priest Was Set Up To Be Laughed At Cuz Why Does The Reporter Sound Like That 😭

Im a small one piece headcanon/drabble/mini fic writer now ask me things to write itll be my first time writing on tumblr though so it might be formatted weird n shit. The headcanons I plan to be x reader but it can be anything really. It can be platonic too or a kid reader or just a headcanon in general. I hope yall know what I'm talking about. Ill do female or male reader and nsfw is also allowed because why not I just feel like writing. Also I'm anime only tho, and I really try to be in character. Im new to tumblr terms so if you want to give me tips go ahead because I don't know how to label things on here (like i don't know what counts as headcanon or drabble or mini fic). Anyway it could be angst too but i'll probably make it a happy or bittersweet ending bc im a sensitive loser. I just wanna write, I'm bored. save me

im listening to femtanyl to help viscate (i dont even know if thats a word its just what came to mind) my pain

listening to film red songs and i forgot how fucking heartbreaking "the world's continuation" is. Like ive been listening to it kinda emotional bc ive been imagining it as an oc but now that ive got really into the fandom again im remembering about film red as a whole and the lyrics and utas meaning behind it and its so fucking sad istg if Oda makes it canon that Uta has a sad fate and not just that she got sadly seperated from Shanks im gonna kill myself from the inside out. Actually sadder than Ace's death and the song actually makes me cry every time and now that im listening to it thinking of her i was like lowkey sobbing. Like atleast Ace had people but Uta just lost everything and just slowly fell into insanity and then just... died. IN FILM RED. Shes alive in canon and just got seperated from Shanks and it was sad but shes happy and a popstar somewhere trust. (Its fucking canon don't even bullshit me saying that im coping or headcanoning im too unstable)

I love this guy

Shlunk

This is funny because when I'm really excited about someone/thing i actually get the very strong urge to bite them i'll start chomping my teeth together like a cartoon so if someone bit me and said it was because theyre my friend I wouldnt be that surprised or bothered so you probably could do this.

This pic of Shanks always looked so stupid and funny to me bc of how wide he looks so I edited it to be more narrow.

no classes today so i just kinda waited out in the cold for nun

He's got his grippers out

I'm actually fucking sobbing why is one of his feet showing. it's not even both he took off a single sandal to show his feet. whoever drew this was gay with a fetish theres actually no world where this is necessary

Shanks getting pink hair(s) instead of gray or white is canon completely in my mind and should be in everything else.

finally watched fan letter oh my fucking GOD it was so good. also god DAMn the marines were doing so much damage. WYM MELT THE SEA??

You'll be watching/reading one piece and see a character like this named Gigglefart Shitshispants and hes one of the most important characters in this 200 episode arc with the most heart wrenching backstory you'll sob to.