The Kings Grand Entrance

The Kings Grand Entrance

Interlude from the horny side— I need a break, okay?

 The Kings Grand Entrance

C/W; Torture, Villain/Imposter!AU, Dark content, Bodily harm, character death, Creator being a menace (I based creator off Muzan-ish), Uppermoon 1,3 and lowermoon 5 (because I love them most), No beta we die like Makoto and Nameless bard

A/N; this feels all over the place, but hope you guys enjoyed it , if this doesn't make sense don't blame me, I haven't slept in 15 hours.

"Checkmate." Rui muttered, placing his hands atop his thighs. Pierro hummed, "Well played."

The two were engaging in chess, something that Creator requested to measure Rui's intelligence and strategic planning. The elder obliged and whenever he had time would lay out his chess board and indulge with the boy.

Meanwhile, inside the laboratory, Dottore watched in fascination as Creator distilled a purple liquid into a beaker, one that the second presumed to be Wisteria poison.

"The flower has been extracted to its maximum ability, now its poisonous properties are capable of damaging one from the molecular level twenty minutes after ingesting it." You explained to the Doctor. Wisteria was abundant thanks to your artificial ceiling garden inside of your lab, allowing you to create the strong poison.

Dottore gently poured the poison into a glass container, it having a label of a sugary syrup brand to disprove any suspicion about its content.

"Tartaglia has infiltrated the impostors base, which ironically enough was a very large temple in the outskirts of Liyue that Zhongli had built. Since Zhongli wanted a part in this, I trust that man to persuade the impostor into drinking a special brew of tea. I asked him to create an alibi should they question his disappearance."

You didn't like to work with an Archon but what do you have to lose anyway? Though, if he did end up betraying you again, you'll willingly decay that man until there's nothing left of him.

Rui thanked Pierro for his time, and went out to the training grounds where he saw Capitano training the soldiers with an iron fist. He walked over towards two individuals who stood significantly taller than him.

"Hello, Kokushibo. Akaza." The child greeted, looking up to the two men who nodded at his greeting.

"Master informed you about our plan?" Akaza asked the boy who let out a few threads for him to sit on. "Yes. Those fools will be shown no mercy by Master." Rui responded. Kokushibo closed his six eyes for a moment, leaning against a tree overlooking the exhausted soldiers.

"They're all weak. The three of us will handle it easily, no need for worthless fodder." The burgundy haired man commented with Akaza agreeing.

"Still. At the very least, they'll die thinking they helped." Rui sighed in dissatisfaction.

—————

A few days later, a festival was thrown in remembrance of Creators birthday. Festivities were thrown, many alcohol bottles opened by the people and it was overall a celebration of indulgence.

The festival opened its doors, and many flock towards them. The Millieth and Knights of Favonius kept the peace relatively easily, getting the people to sit at their seats for the ceremony speech in the middle of an empty land with cliffs and forests.

"Good day everyone, as you all know today is a sacred festival. I wish nothing more than to congratulate our lovely Creator for their contribution to Teyvat as a whole. Let us celebrate with the most enthusiasm!" Venti finished his speech with a ballad as the crowd cheered.

Behind the stage, "Creator" was fixing their hair with the help of Zhongli. The ex-Archon gently brushed the soft locks of theirs while they sipped the man's brewed tea, unknowing of its unfortunate side effects.

Zhongli held their hand as they make their way towards the stage, slightly staggering along. He gave them a closed eyed smile as he gave a nod to Tartaglia who was watching them both. Beside Childe was Capitano, who bit his tongue seeing the people celebrate an impostors "Birthday".

"May those who have wronged you be brought to Justice, my dearest Grace." The ginger mumbled, already hearing thunder roar and crackle beginning to bloom.

"What's going on? Venti. Ei. What's wrong with the weather?" They asked the two perplexed Archons. The clouds blocked the sun from lighting the festival, as harsh winds began to sway everything in its wake. Thunder roared and lightning struck the nearby decorations.

"Get the people to safety! Something is clearly wrong!" Jean ordered the Knights who began to usher the frightened people into shelter.

Something jumps down from the cliffs creating a gigantic crater during its landing. Ei looked at them and began to shiver once she saw the kanji in their eyes. Uppermoon 3.

The Millieth and Knights of Favonius grabbed their weapon, and under the "Creators" order, attacked. Ei summoned her weapon to kill the intruder, but her strike was blocked by a katana.

She jumped back, only to find another had joined the fight. The figure had six eyes, and wearing a traditional samurai outfit.

"So this is the God of Eternity? Very well then. Under my Master's order, I'll kill you." He breathed out before clashing his blade against hers, as Akaza deal with Venti's arrows.

Rui infiltrated the Yashiro commission, who informed him that the commissioner and his family wanted no part in this whole festival. They firmly believed that violence is only needed when push comes to shove, and so, disliked the treatment "Creator" casted upon you.

Ayato was blessed to be granted such power, hence why he wanted no part in this celebration. Sumeru had no part in this as well, the "Creator" not caring enough to visit them.

The Kamisato family questioned whether or not the "Creator" is what they say they are, not feeling a glow coming from their being. There were far in between that could see your radiant glow, Zhongli was one of them, but it seems that that kind of power wasn't given to the others.

"Creator" hid behind Zhongli, who dropped the concerned facade. "No one will come to save you, you know?" He gleefully chuckled, seeing Tartaglia and Capitano make quick work of the other soldiers. The fatui who fought against the Qixing and Adepti had the help of Columbina and Pierro.

Rui's threads had already made work of the other commissions, as the child smiled at his handiwork before accompanying his "father" making their way to Zhongli and the impostor.

"How pitiful. I better get that purple mark on your skin checked." The ex-Archon sadistically stated, entangling their locks into his fingers before pulling them. Zhongli no longer hold back the anger in the pit of his stomach.

"My my, I didn't think Morax would appear before me, I'm impressed." You laughed out, holding a fan to your lips. The man laughed along, watching as the person's eye began to melt.

"I didn't think it would take this long to show it's effects, did you accidentally pour too little?" You turned your attention to the ex-Archon, who merely turned his head in shame.

Rui was beside you, getting his threads ready whenever you needed it. The impostor coughed out blood, with the fluid getting onto Zhongli's suit. Zhongli clicked his tongue.

"I wondered why the others have stuck by you, you cretin. Then I realized, I was special. Unlike them, I can see the truth. How dare you order me to kill my own Creator?" Zhongli spat out venom, draconic eyes bore into the Impostors skull.

Akaza managed to land several strikes on Venti, who couldn't find an opening to shoot his arrow into. The latter screamed as his arm was broken by the pink haired male.

"Seems like that God got her wish, now she's just like her sister, resting eternally." You chided, eyeing the now limp body of Ei who was split in half horizontally, while your subordinate sheated back his katana.

Rui noticed the bard going limp as well, "Father, Akaza is finished with the Anemo archon too." The boy excitedly tugged his father's sleeve. You nodded and turned your attention towards the crawling impostor, who Zhongli graciously broke the lower half of theirs.

"Death can only be brought once life cease. That is the law of nature, but, where's the fun in following deaths design? Rui. I order you to share your blood with them." You stood infront of the impostor, who reached out to you with an angry expression. Rui had no sympathy for their foolish arrogance, and did as you told.

You watched them gasp for breath as his white threads dig into their neck. Zhongli watched in morbid fascination as their body changed. Long white locks replaced their natural hair colour, skin pigmented snow-like, and red markings appear across their skin.

"Now you're connected to Rui. And, you'll truly perish once I allow you too." You smiled at their new appearance, You raised your wooden geta slipper high, before slamming them onto their upper arm, breaking the bone within them.

They let out an ear piercing scream, as those who were still alive turned to look at them. The children had been taken in by Arlechinno and Albedo as per Your order. Kaeya went with Pierro willingly because he wasn't exactly pleased with "Creator".

Khaenriahn's were different, They knew the truth.

Akaza and Kokushibo walked over towards you four, with no one left stable enough to fight back.

"This is for stealing my face." You draw back your leg before slamming it onto their backside, hard enough to pierce through the skin. Zhongli stood near the two Archon killers, dreading the fact that your slipper and sock is ruined by tainted blood.

"Master is pissed," Akaza marveled at your brutal display. The three can feel the rage of your blood inside them, rendering them scared.

"This is for my sweet Amy, Bennet, and Razor." You bent down to their level and used your fan to create cuts upon their body, before injecting a vial of wisteria poison into said wounds. The dosage was small enough to merely cause discomfort and not outright death.

"This is for my heart and shattered hope." You grabbed a few strands of their hair and ripped it off clean. They can only whimper in pain as their body shut down due to your poison inside their veins.

"And last, but certainly not least, This is for My Dignity." You gave them a pitied smile as you used your hand to reach in their throat and tore off their vocal chords, pulling it out in a bloody, bloody mess.

As a safety measure, you cutted off their head with a small dagger you brought with you, which was tedious but you shrugged.

"It's finally over... But, why don't I feel accomplished?" You breathed out, throwing their vocal chords onto the ground. Childe was the first to clap. Kokushibo turned towards him, but noticed what he was doing. He awkwardly raised his hands and clapped as well. Rui excitedly clapped his hands, telling Akaza to do it too.

Zhongli slowly clapped, and the others joined in. Columbina who finished plucking out the cyan feathers out of her hair rushed towards you, stepping over the corpse to hug you congratulations.

Your once dull eyes lit up again, Justice has finally been served.

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@giyuuplsjust5minutes : ah nono it’s totally fine! I should’ve looked at ur bio first that’s on me lol. also since u write tbhk could I request Hanako Teru and hot spider librarian that takes the name of number 4? ✨✨ JK ik his name pfft

AN: So I didnt know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs for this or not so plz if this isn’t what u wanted pleaseeeee tell me and request again and I’ll redo it! Also sorry this took a while, I genuinely didn’t know if u wanted marshmallow hell hcs or not!

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On

; 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On
@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On
@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On

𝗔𝗻𝗶𝗺𝗲/𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺: 𝗧𝗯𝗵𝗸

𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀: 𝗛𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗸𝗼, 𝗧𝗲𝗿𝘂 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗶

𝗔𝗡: 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗼𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗶 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 /𝘀𝗿𝘀

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱, 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝗯𝘀, 𝘁𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘀𝘁𝘀, 𝗳𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝗿𝘀, 𝘀𝗾𝘂𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀, 𝗷𝘂𝗴𝘀 (𝘆𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗺 𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗶𝗮𝗻)

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On

; ʜᴀɴᴀᴋᴏ

This is literally Hanako we’re talking about

He’s going to enjoy every second of it

Gets really red but honestly really enjoys it! Like really enjoys! You might have to pry him off you because he’s not going to let go

But when you do get him off you, he has this dazed look on his face with flushed cheeks

Gets really nervous after and stutters when he asks why you did that

He doesn’t mean it in a bad way! If he could, he’ll want to go back!

Tries to tease you after but fails because of how much he’s stuttering and how flushed his cheeks are

Be careful though, this little gremlin might sneak his hand up to give a squeeze!

“It’s for good luck! The more squeezes, the more wishes come true!”

If you do this in public, he will not know how to function and might just die again

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On

; ᴛᴇʀᴜ

Very shocked

Needs some time to realize what the fuck you just did

But once he realizes, he gets really flushed and has a smile on his face

Oh, he could definitely get used to this!

He loves how it feels! It’s so warm and a soft, it’s the perfect pillows for him! He can also hear the calm beating of your heartbeat

Just listening to it can make him fall asleep

Has his eyes closed while in a dreamy state with a bright smile when you pull him away

He likes to tease you about it, whether it be how bold you are or how it felt

“Honestly s/o, you’re quite bold for that. I’m not complaining though, it felt so warm and squishy being there.”

He gets so comfortable about it that sometimes he’ll just grab one of your boobs and use them as stress balls

It gets really awkward when there’s someone there present in the room Akane

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On

; ᴛsᴜᴄʜɪɢᴏᴍᴏʀɪ

Embarrassed about it

Even more embarrassed about it emit you do it in public, especially around Hanako

Will scold you- but he’s not serious about it

He actually likes it

It means he can get closer to you, and he loves this act of intimacy

Loves any sort of intimacy with you, and this is definitely one of his favorites just because of how comforting it is

He likes how warm it is, it’s very comforting to him and he just loves to lay on your chest after a long tiring day

Even if he doesn’t need to sleep he’ll still try because of how much he likes laying on your warm chest and listening to the soft beating of your heartbeat

@giyuuplsjust5minutes : Ah Nono It’s Totally Fine! I Should’ve Looked At Ur Bio First That’s On

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