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6 is staying up too late💤

His name is Kabukimono

Not Kunikuzushi

You fake ass fans

He took on the name Kunikuzushi after the Third Betrayal (like the edgelord he is), shortly before becoming part of the Fatui's Harbingers. Why the fuck would Ei name him "country destroyer" when he was originally meant to serve as a vessel for the Electro Gnosis?

Did you guys not even play the Interlude Quest? The npcs all called him Kabukimono.

best friend's older brother soap who flips up ur skirt whenever ur over and laughs when u shriek at him, loudly talks about how he'd fuck u to his friends when he knows that u and his brother can hear u (gets pissed off if any of the other guys is a little Too enthusiastic tho), BOLTS to their pool if he finds out ur coming over and may go for a swim he would just love easier access to yank ur top down and bikini tops are so flimsy did you lose it?

bit through my fist while reading this, anon. (dubcon/noncon below)

bolts to see you when he hears that your best friend brought you over to swim and hang out. says the crassest things about your tits and lifts you up when you try to duck around him to go back inside the house, a poor excuse to grope you. throws you into the pool when you scream at him to let you down, mostly because he probably wants to see your bikini get all wet :((

it makes you hate going over to your best friend's house, so you usually invite them over to your place, but that just ends in Soap confronting you when he sees you around town. maybe he snatches you bag and holds it over your head just to watch you try to jump for it, says he'll only give it back for a kiss :(( but at the last second, he turns his head and gives you a sloppy kiss on the mouth :((

pulling you into the bathroom when you finally come over to your best friend's house, thinking Soap wouldn't be there because he was supposed to be away camping that weekend, and covering your mouth while he tells the person knocking on the door that he'll be out in just a second. big hands groping at your tits while you're screaming behind the hand covering your mouth. pulling the top of your bathing suit down and cooing when he pinches your nipples until you cry.

𝓐𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓸𝓽 𝓢𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓦/ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝓵𝓮 𝓗𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓼 

𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔: 𝑮𝒊𝒚𝒖 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒐𝒌𝒂, 𝑲𝒚𝒐𝒋𝒖𝒓𝒐 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒐𝒌𝒖 + 𝑻𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒏 𝑼𝒛𝒖𝒊

𝑺𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: 𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑯𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒂 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍.

𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝑺𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒖𝒈𝒈𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆, 𝑺𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 + 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾 𝑨𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅!

𝑮𝒊𝒚𝒖 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒐𝒌𝒂

𝑺𝑭𝑾:

His face immediately goes redder, the steam of the hot springs disguising it slightly as if he were just warm. Giyu stays silent, as he was quite surprised to find you still here.

As you sigh happily, relaxing into the steaming water, you finally notice your fellow Hashira and give him that signature cute smile of yours, which never fails to make Giyu’s heart stammer.

“Giyu! Sorry, am I intruding on your bath time?” You asked while making your way towards him; it was almost comical how shy the man had gotten once you got closer.

Not wanting him to feel uncomfortable, you were about to leave until he shook his head after seemingly collecting his cool. “No, it’s fine. You had a long day; I don’t mind you staying.”

You smiled at this and thanked him, causing the water pillar to look away in an effort to not further fluster himself around you. 

While relaxing with him, he’d steal a couple of glances at you, admiring your calm features, your damp hair, and your flushed cheeks.

You decided to make some small talk where you asked him how his day was, which then led to both of you chatting with one another.

Sighing happily, you decided it was time to wash up and jokingly offered Giyu if he wanted to join, and to your surprise, he did.

Stepping into the wash area, he tries to act like he isn’t surprised or flustered, but with the warmth spreading across his cheeks and his half-lidded eyes as he watches you rinse off the soap, it's pretty damn obvious.

Seeing that he was a bit nervous, you decided to ask him to wash your hair. He’s happy to oblige and enjoys how adorable you are with him.

If you enjoy humming/singing in the shower, he will happily listen to your voice and will sometimes hum along with you while scrubbing your back.

When washing his hair, he likes when you’re in front of him since he gets to put his hands on your waist as you do so. He just likes holding you, y’know? <3

While you're soaking under the water, he likes resting his chin on either your shoulder or head while wrapping his arms around you; he finds it rather calming.

Please kiss him while he holds you; he’ll give you a sly smile before kissing you back. 𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾:

While scrubbing his back, he feels himself harden at your touch. Giyu hated himself for that, for thinking such sinfully dirty thoughts about you.

He shuts his eyes to concentrate, brows furrowed as he hopes his towel covers his aching cock.

He thanks God that he isn’t facing you; if not, he’d consider drowning himself in the water LMAO.

Desperately tries shaking away the thoughts of just pushing you up against the edge of the hot spring and grinding his cock against your slick folds.

He then shudders when he hears your sweet voice tease him while your hands dip down to grasp his cock. All hard and throbbing from being neglected.

“Want me to wash here, Giyu?” He couldn’t help but nod, and that’s where he found himself, sitting on the edge of the hot spring with you between his thighs.

His dark blue eyes were half-lidded, his breath hollow as he watched your soft lips kiss and tease his cock head.

Your tongue swirling around his pretty tip and making sure he’s all “clean.” 

He’s so enthralled by the sight he didn’t even notice his hand gripping your hair and guiding your head to go deeper.

You happily sucked him off, your hand grasping his balls lightly to encourage him to cum. Lifting his hips a bit as he fucked your face, he let out a whine.

Surely you felt like your ears were tricking you, but God, hearing a man so quiet yet sounding so needy was such a beautiful sound.

You pulled away from his cock and jerked him off, his hot seed spilling onto your tits and hand. Giyu gasped for air, and you swear you saw tiny hearts in his eyes.

You could only giggle as you watched his cock harden again after he saw you scoop some of his cum with a dainty finger and taste it.

“Since you got me dirty, I think it’s your turn to clean me.” You hum as you sit on the edge of the spring, spreading your legs to show your arousal.

 Of course he’d happily return the favour, dipping down between your thighs and dragging his hot tongue against your slit. <3

𝑲𝒚𝒐𝒋𝒖𝒓𝒐 𝑹𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒐𝒌𝒖

𝑺𝑭𝑾:

Both you and Kyojuro often paired up together during missions, and after one exhausting journey, the two of you find yourselves staying at a village’s hot spring.

You were already soaking in the water, your back pressed against the stone edge while relaxing. Your shoulders and back aching from being thrown around by a demon.

Moments later you hear a few footsteps approaching you; it was Kyojuro looking at you with his fiery eyes and his usual smile.

You’ve always wondered how he managed to stay upbeat even after tiring himself out during missions but was happy he was in a good mood.

You offered him to sit beside you, and he gladly accepted it, his broad shoulder pressed against you while you relaxed once again.

Oh, how pretty you looked, Kyojuro thought. The faint blush on your face due to the steam of the room made the fire pillar himself get a bit hotter too.

He’d always admired how beautiful you looked; even when you were tired, he couldn’t help but enjoy the sight, a warm feeling tugging at his chest.

Kyojuro watches as you roll your shoulders, wincing a bit. You swear you saw his lips twitch into a frown as he saw you in pain; oh, how the man cared for you.

“(Y/N), let me help you.” Kyojuro offers to massage your back, which you can't deny. As your back faces him, he brings his hands to your shoulders, rubbing them nicely.

His hands skillfully press against your aching muscles in your back and shoulders. He wanted you to feel good; you’ve helped him greatly during the mission, and this was the least he could do to ease your pain.

“Feels good, Kyo…” You mumble, and the fire pillar’s face burns brighter than his breathing technique. Oh, how he loved it whenever you called him that, so sweet with that voice of yours.

As the massage continued, he offered to help wash your back, and he happily took care of you. Carefully guiding the soap along your skin. 

His hands were rough from the calluses from all his training, yet his touch was gentle, wanting to comfort you from the stress of the day.

“Relax, (Y/N). You deserve it.” He’d say softly as he caressed and washed you delicately, eyes noting how good you were at holding up after such a long mission.

𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾:

As he continues to massage you, he feels his hands slowly moving down to your hips, giving you a soft squeeze as he brushes his lips to your shoulder.

“(Y/N)…” He’d mumble as he guides his hand to your wet core, rubbing your puffy clit as his other hand gropes your breast. “Let me take care of you…”

As you relax against him, you feel his skilled fingers teasing and brushing against your folds. “So delicate…” He’d mumble while kissing your neck.

Your pleasure was his pleasure; every moan and whimper coming from your lips made his heart aflame and his cock throb.

He then slips a finger inside you; he groans a bit at how warm and wet you are, so flattered and proud of how he is making you feel with just his fingers.

His other hand gropes your tit, rolling the sensitive bud while his other hand focuses on pumping his fingers inside you.

With every thrust of his thick fingers, you could feel the slow grind of his hips, his now leaking cock throbbing against your ass.

Being the sweet Hashira he is, he didn’t care for his own needs, only seeking your pleasure as he continued to play with your slick pussy, his fingers coated with your essence.

He definitely makes a mental note to eat you out properly later, wanting your sweetness to coat his tongue and chin.

As you get closer to your orgasm, he’d lean his head down to kiss you, his mouth swallowing up your delightful moans.

As you cum, he’d rub your clit lovingly, wanting to comfort you from your high as he rubs his nose against the crook of your neck. “Good job, you did so well today.”

𝑻𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒏 𝑼𝒛𝒖𝒊

𝑺𝑭𝑾: 

Oh, this man is living for it—hot springs and you? He’s in his element.

Loves watching you relax—he finds it incredibly attractive when you let your guard down around him.

He has so much respect for you as a Hashira, and seeing you relax tugs at his heartstrings a bit since he knows how much effort you put into your work.

After joining you in the water, he’ll immediately stretch, flex, and make sure you see how flashy he looks before teasing, “Enjoying the view?” He’d ask with a shit-eating grin.

When he catches you getting flustered, he’ll be all over you, teasing you about how you should get a closer look.

He definitely suggests a massage, offering to rub your shoulders. But when his hands move lower, he gives a cheeky grin and chuckles, “Oops, my hands slipped.”

Despite his teasing, he does want you to relax; his hands smooth out any knots and aches in your neck and back, massaging out the soreness from the day.

But don’t expect the massage to be for free, though; this man will then plop down in front of you and ask you to return the favour.

He’d groan and relax against your touch, and the things he says can either be used for asking for a massage or dirty scenarios.

“Shit… That feels good; squeeze a bit harder.” He’d groan, tilting his head to the side as you smooth out the knot near his shoulders and neck. See, he meant his shoulders, LMAO.

He does appreciate your touch greatly, though; your soft hands in contrast to his hard muscles felt just too perfect.

He might get a bit sleepy and lean back just a bit, so be careful, or this 6’6 giant might topple you over.

“Mm… Thank you, (Y/N)… You know, you’d make a great wife.” He’d mumble as he relaxes beside you after the massage.

𝑵𝑺𝑭𝑾:

After realizing what he said, Tengen would look at you, and it was either what he said or the steam of the hot springs that had gotten you all flushed. Just seeing you that way got him thinking about what it would be like to make you flush in a different way… That’s where you find yourself holding onto the edge of the hot spring; you’re bent over and SMACK! You feel a sharp slap against your bottom. Tengen smirks as he hears your struggle to keep your voice down; his hands grip onto your hips, and you hear the water splash a bit behind you as he gets in position, his face next to your heat. “You’re dripping, so beautiful.” He’d say, almost just to himself, before he leans in, his nose brushing against your slick while his lips wrap around your clit. As you cover your mouth with your hands, hoping to not catch any unwanted attention, that doesn’t stop the sound of Tengen’s own moans. “Mmph... tastes so sweet.” He’d groan against your core as he continues to eat your pussy from behind, his grip on your hips still strong and tight, not giving you any chance to slip away from him.

After lapping his tongue along your folds one last time, he stood up; his impatient body towered over you. Grabbing you by the waist firmly you looked over your shoulder to catch a glimpse of him, his body chiseled with strong muscles and you felt yourself drool a bit as you saw some water dripping down his body. He grabbed the base of his cock, all thick with some heavy balls that you know will slap against your clit. Giving it a few pumps he rubs his tip against your folds. He groans as he pushes in, his cock filling your pussy up perfectly. He gives you a moment to adjust to his size as he leans down to kiss your neck and cup your breast. “So goddamn perfect..” He’d mumble before rutting into you, his cock deliciously hitting your sweet spot and his heavy balls slapping against your clit. With every thrust of his strong hips you felt yourself nearing the edge, your pussy tightening up and getting slicker around his thick cock.

After coming down from both of your highs, he’d pull out of you slowly, and despite rocking your world just a moment ago, he’d gently help you clean up.

(hi guys.... I'm back after like...almost a year or so..IM ALIVE, I know I keep saying I'll post more but I've been getting really busy, but I do wish to post more, I might start posting again if I feel like it but yeah. hopefully this writing was good, it was kind of some late night imagines stuff. I hope to finish up some requests soon so thank you for everyone's patience! ILY!)

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Hello! Your writing is just mwah! Chiefs kiss. I was wondering if you would write headcanons for the uppermoons + muzan reacting to muzans SUPER smart 15 year old daughter winning a NOBEL PRIZE in physics (she graduated college at 8 years old.) Shes always really kind and sweet to the uppermoons and her favorites (besides her father) are akaza and douma. So shes running through the infinity castle yelling in excitement to anyone that will listen to her. She couldn't be happier, she runs into doumas arms screaming. But how would the uppermoons react? Are they proud? Perhaps impressed? Would her dad be happy for her?

I really hope you like this idea!!

MUZAN + THE UPPER MOONS REACTING TO YOU WINNING A NOBEL PRIZE VERY YOUNG (A.K.A LITTLE GENIUS)

-> Headcanons | Warnings; none, just the use of a fake name for the reader since Muzan goes undercover in the human society | a/n: bless you anon you've given me back motivation even just for one post 🫡 I hope you enjoy :) oh also daki and gyutaro aren't included but it's just because I don't think they would have reacted much lol

The king of demons, Muzan Kibutsuji, would have never found himself reading a newspaper until you came over running to him, holding one in your young, smart hands.

Seeing you rush to get to him, he'd glance at you, maybe even raise an eyebrow if he was intrigued, and go back to whatever he was doing as he awaits you (he just senses you kilometers away).

Even once you arrive at the lab, he'd still be working on his immortality potions without a care in the world.

You being excited and thrilled (as you should), you almost shove the newspaper in his face or hands, which forces him to take a break.

“Dad! I have an announcement to make!” you'd smile brightly, a giddy feeling burning within you.

Despite being a step ahead of everyone in most cases, for once, he had no idea what you were about to say.

“Alright, care to enlighten me?” he had now stopped his fixation on his experiments a bit more to pay attention to the news you came to deliver.

Wordlessly, you point at the newspaper that had fallen onto his lap, making his gaze shift to it, reading the following headline: “Y/N NAKAMURA, YOUNGEST PERSON TO RECEIVE A NOBEL PRIZE IN HISTORY”

When he looks back at you, you're holding the Nobel prize in physics in your hand, full of anticipation as you search for a reaction behind those bloody eyes of his.

“Physics I see,” as he scrutinizes the prize slowly, he knows how important this win is, for both you and him.

“You've done well, this is a remarkable and respectable prize to receive. What did your thesis and research consist of?”

Whatever that may be, he's interested and listens carefully to your ramblings since he might find crucial information that may help in his experiments.

“Well, congratulations on the Nobel prize, I wouldn't have expected anything less from my daughter. I sense the upper moons aren't yet aware of your excitement, come back here in 5 minutes if you will.”

You know it wasn't really an “if you will” situation with him (was it ever?) and more of a “you leave now” one, so you just complied and exited his lab within the infinity castle, impatience battling your patience more harshly as the minutes passed.

At last, 5 minutes had passed and you got to get back inside, expecting your father to have moved his lab somewhere else, but instead, you see the uppermoons in different corners of the place, seemingly waiting for something to happen.

Muzan appears spontaneously, and you don't fail to notice how the upper moons tense up even the slightest bit at his appearance.

“Muzan-sama, as delightful and honored I am to be in your presence, may you enlighten us as to why we are united here today?” Doma, cheerful as always, inquired.

“You are here to listen to quite the announcement, which my daughter will be making; I expect discipline of you.”

“We will ensure that Muzan-sama,” Akaza replied.

Without another word, your father left and it was now your turn to enter. “Upper moons! Hello to you all.”

“Kibutsuji-san, we hope you've been well,” Akaza bowed, tension now absent in the air.

Sighing playfully, you precise: “Akaza, I've already told you you can address me by my name, the honorifics and last name aren't necessary.”

I'm aware, but I refuse to go against Muzan-sama's will even in the most insignificant ways possible,” he answered, smiling a bit so that you wouldn't take any offense to his words, although you hadn't in the first place.

“Your father addressed an announcement you had to make?” Kokushibo questioned, earning a dramatic gasp from Doma.

“Come on Kokushibo-san, I haven't even had the opportunity to greet my favorite little demon yet!”

Simply eyeing him with his 6 eyes, he turned his head and let him talk.

“My, my! It's been far too long since we've last seen y/n, how have you been?”

What manages to catch them all off guard is a smile forming on your face, and you running right into Doma's arms to embrace him, screaming with joy. They'd heard a lot of screams before, but this really startled them, making Hantengu squirm (although, no one really cared).

“Doma! Guess what, I won an incredible thing today!” you cheered, pulling away to face the others too.

Amused, he pats your head and asks: “I'm sure you did, but what may that be?”

“I won the Nobel prize in physics!”

A silence ensues within the upper moons, mainly of shock and surprise. Gyokko finds himself speaking up first: “That's quite unexpected, but nonetheless expected from Muzan-sama's brilliant daughter; my deepest congratulations.”

Doma's lips spread into a wide smirk, rainbow eyes sparkling from the news: “I knew it! I always knew how much potential flowed in you, and I was always sure you'd continue Muzan-sama's impressive legacy. Not only are you physically strong, but your intelligence even goes beyond all imagination… You're quite the jewel! See Akaza-dono, I knew it from the very beginning when she was born, I told you she'd grow to become a talented and skilled demon.”

Akaza doesn't even glance at him, instead opting to take a few steps closer to you and smile: “I'm sure your father must have told you already, but you've accomplished an amazing thing by winning this honorable prize Kibutsuji-san. We're proud of you for leading your research to such success this way, especially so young, and even if I'm afraid this stupid upper moon two has overlooked that aspect I just want to assure you we've heard and admire you.”

Kokushibo, stoic as ever, adds: “It is indeed remarkable, congratulations.” while Doma, furious, literally starts to scold Akaza who couldn’t care less.

Overall, they're impressed someone so young managed to win a Nobel Prize and their respect for you has since increased drastically, and whenever they find themselves confused or curious about something related to your research you bet you’ll be the first person they’ll turn to for answers. 

They’re twice as happy knowing your win has appeased Muzan and knowing a demon has yet again proved to be equal and perhaps “superior” to humans.

How about a cup of eterni-tea? 

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☆ Spark to Heart — Transformers x Human!Reader Valentine's HCs ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

A/N: Prompt for all of these is the bots reacting to Reader introducing them to the human Valentine's traditions!

──────.𖥔 ݁ ˖˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗.𖥔 ݁ ˖ ──────

Autobots:

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Optimus takes the concept very seriously, encouraging his teammates to try and partake in it to respect human customs. He gets very flustered when you give him a present for the holiday, attempting to hide his blush behind his battlemask as he 'professionally' accepts

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Cliffjumper ends up overthinking it a bit. He keeps second-guessing what would be perfect enough. He doesn't want to get something too obvious, but what else is there? What he does rather than a gift is setting up a stargazing date for you both

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Ratchet almost wants to skip the holiday, he doesn't really see the point of it. But when finding out it's a way of showing affection, he subtly picks it up. Gave you a heart-shaped box of little energon cubes. Even if you can't really eat them, the thought alone was touching, especially with how embarrassed he was delivering it

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Jazz immediately sets out to make you a mix of music. He rapid-downloads all the cheesy human love songs he can find. When listening it to you, he tries to sing along to some of them, only knowing about 1/3rd of the words. It's the time with you that matters, especially seeing you laugh at his attempts

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Wheeljack immediately begins building something for you, and spends the next few weeks working through lab explosions. At the end of it, he gives you a custom-made gift— a heart that folds out to reveal a ring that ended up being the perfect bracelet size for you

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Bumblebee takes to the idea immediately, and he snags a bunch of ideas for human customs. You get practically smothered in flowers he grabbed a servofull of out of a field, and he makes sure you have a plush that's of ample side (to him it was rather small, to you it was almost twice your size)

Decepticons:

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Megatron completely brushes off the idea once you tell it to him. A holiday all about love. How cliché, and disgustingly human. And yet, you wake up with a small bundle of roses and a little note waiting for you in the morning, and Megatron just so happened to clear his schedule... just a coincidence, he insists

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Soundwave is rather apathetic to the concept. He barely interacts with bots when it comes to romance, so his approach to humans isn't much different on the surface. On the day of, he has a schedule of hangouts for you to do together all planned out, and a collection of traditional Cybertronian songs for you to listen to

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Starscream absolutely laughs at the notion. That's really something humans dedicate so much time and energy to? So simple, so inane. But... you are free then, right? Because he is, and he supposes there's a spot nearby that would be nice for a lunch. And maybe he picked up a box of those stupid chocolates that are in all the human commercials. Don't look to much into it, he says

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Shockwave looks at it from, of course, a logical view. He tries to think about how societally it makes sense to prioritize those types of relationships, even if he's never really had time for them. He'll also show up day of with a little bowtie and an invitation to dinner for you. It's customary to have a date, and he tells you outright that you were his first pick

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Thundercracker might not see the point, but he's absolutely down to hang out with you. You've been his favorite human since the beginning, why not? He doesn't really know what to do, but any time you make a romantic gesture to him, he flushes in blush and ends up nervously and very gently holding your hand

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Skywarp takes the opportunity to have fun, inviting you out with him the second he knows it's free time off of work. He offers to take you for a flight, out for some pranks, really just anything you want to make the most of the day. At the end he even gives you a gentle kiss atop your head as a thanks for the fun

Small thing (just to refresh my stories):

Transformers x Ballerina!Reader.

The robot that just cannot imagine how incredibly beautiful you can be, your elegance in your move, the strength in your legs, your ability to balance these two things and make it look easy. The Autobot that tried to imitate you only to fall on his feet, laughing about how silly he was. The robot that viewed with concern your mangled feet, covered in bruises, blisters, and corns. And despite all, you kept on going on all day. Your dresses, the moves, the perfect hair, hide a warrior, and that's why he loves you.

And the the decepticon, the one that view the human as inferior, and yet there you are, the new autobot human friend. He had saw you once during a spy mission, he saw you on that stage and he saw…something.

You glide on the wooden stage; you weren't like those disgusting humans; you were a shining star that could make the world shy in embarrassment by how beautiful you can be. You're interesting; you made him curious about yourself. Good luck getting away from him.