Small Thing (just To Refresh My Stories):

when you can’t handle Zhongli’s osmanthus line anymore… /j

Humans are Space Orcs story where humans are known for our storytelling and acting abilities. While these talents are somewhat respected, there’s a major stigma against humans because we’re also the best liars.

“Humans don’t actually feel anything at all, they just mimic emotions to trick others into believing them”

“Never trust a human. They lie like the rest of us breath”

“Humans spend so much of their lives acting, it’s impossible to tell when they’re being truthful”

“In human culture, great respect is awarded to ‘actors’ who are able to mimic other persons and emotions with startling accuracy”

“Some ‘actors’ are able to ‘perform’ hundreds of unique characters”

“Acting is so ubiquitous in the human culture that many consider it polite to lie”

“Sarcasm is a common, casual game played between humans, where one human says something untrue and the other human must guess what truth they are thinking. Humans unable to perform this ritual are often ostracized by their peers”

“If you see a human crying, do not immediately assume they are hurt. Humans have been known to use their ‘acting’ abilities to trick unsuspecting travelers into giving up an unreasonable number of belongings”

“All interstellar travelers are required to read up on popular ‘scams’ or ‘cons’ performed by humans in the region they are traveling to”

Help

Y'all, I need serious help. Like I said, I'm planning a book for my Spirit Hashira Y/N

I can't decide on a backstory.

I'm stuck between:

Immortal rich (I mean RICH, like RICH RICH, like *casually drops a million dollars for fun on spoiling her friends*) girl with immortal siblings and they always have this dumb rivalry to prove whose better (trying to kill each other)

Some quotes from number 1: "Damn, I almost don't want to kill you, you're kind of cute."

"He would kill you if he got the chance." "But he's hot."

"You look better when your hair's long, and you look ugly with that fedora, take it off."

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?! That's the Demon King you're talking to!"

"Psh! Don't be silly, he couldn't touch me if he tried. And besides, I'm trying to help him! He needs some constructive criticism. If he's blending in with the humans, he needs to at least look good doing it, or there's no point. But, never mind, looking stupid does make you blend in more."

2. The one where she has a twin brother and she's lived too long, the one where the Hashiras saved her, etc.

"Oh my god! Are you alright, sir?"

"I don't think you should do that, but alright."

"We will get to the bottom of this, I promise you that much."

I love this scene

okay but seriously i think this event is really creative and i enjoy reading them. also can i request giyuu!reader x childe pls?

i hope you're taking care of yourself 💕

a/n: thank you very much :D and i would like to say im taking care of myself

GIYUU!READER X CHILDE

100 FOLLOWER EVENT

in your first meeting, you simply glanced at him, while he nervously tried to make you talk. it seemed like a one sided conversation, and in reality, it is. but when he got you to talk, he noted that you don't talk much.

if you two are in a relationship, he will still remain annoying and talkative, but you could care less, you found it adorable. he also respects your trouble of talking, so he gladly talks for you, and you are incredibly doting. once he learns about how severe your inferiority complex was, he is there to shower you with praise and sweet nothings. you were ignorant to his teasing, which results to him pouting and sulking at some point.

you two were polar opposites, as he presents himself as loud and confident in his abilities. you, on the other hand, maintained a stoic and distant approach. he observes that if he puts his own life on the line, or using his Foul Legacy form, he could see your composure break whenever he puts himself in danger. his heart twinges a little, but he is honored to be the subject of your affection. instead of looking at your usual aloof expression, all he could see was worry in your eyes and in your aura whenever he decides to do something reckless.

he spars with you occasionally, and he is amazed on how strong you are, and how powerful your attacks are compared to his. you were also immensely fast, almost leaving Childe in a state of shock. your speed was what surprised him the most, really. because of this, he asks you how you do it, it is up to you to decide, but most of the time, you decline. you mastered swordsmanship very well, and surprises Childe even if he uses his own hydro blades. he almost has a hard time keeping up with your blows and your consistent attacks, due to how skilled and how fast you adapt in battle.

if you have a breathing technique similar to Giyuu's, he might think that it was a hydro vision, due to your sword being included in your hydro infused attacks. but he realized this was not the case when you showed him almost all your water breathing forms, especially the 11th one (it was like his whale attack). you were extremely overpowered and even if Childe has all his 3 forms, he knew he can't be better than you in battle, and he constantly praises you after each one.

overall, a pretty good relationship. even if both of you were polar opposites, you work well together. both of you specialize in hydro-related attacks, and sometimes, you give each other advice on how to handle things. Childe does not worry about you in his line of work, knowing that you could absolutely destroy every enemy in your path.

© kachuuyaa

POV: Me being a Belphie stan/j

requesting for kokushibou/upper moon one! reader x diluc. also congrats on 100 followers 🥰🥰

a/n: thank you!

KOKUSHIBOU!READER X DILUC

(CLOSED) 100 FOLLOWER EVENT

some citizens would describe you both as similar in attitude, while that would be the case, they were not entirely right, nor they were entirely wrong. you were exhibiting power and so was he, leaving most Mondstadt citizens in a daze. although, you both don't use this against them, opting for the more humble and steady approach. as well as you two work together in the day, helping DIluc with his work, you two remained powerful even in the night, working your way efficiently through the Darknight's endeavors. you suffered a severe inferiority complex due to reasons you don't disclose, and Diluc tries his best to comfort you. the expectations put on you were enough to send you to the edge, ultimately cutting all ties with your sibling, and that's probably what you two talk about in most serious discussions, if you were comfortable in opening up, and if he was too. the knights fear both of you due to your reserved-- but terrifying demeanor nonetheless, you do not hesitate to spit out words with your tone as cold as ice to those incompetent knights. words of slander coming out of your mouth to Diluc about the knights, and he couldn't help but smirk in amusement, maybe you could say that in front of Kaeya, maybe?

Andddd maybeee also on Douma cause I just need him｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

DILF! DOUMA is cunning. knows you perhaps far too well, how to toy with your mind and body. he enjoys letting you think you have the upper hand just to flip the tables and see that cute little pout you make. he's fiercely protective, which sometimes borders on controlling, but he always has your best interest in mind. lavish dinners and high teas to indulge you in the finest and highest luxuries. the type to give your bottom lip teasing bites until you tasted faint traces of blood. when he fucks he's ruthless, litters you in his marks that stay there for days. kisses away your tears and swallows your whines. "keep crying for me, darling. you sound so pretty when you do"

DILF ME UP!

Akaza: I killed you, *pointing to Rengoku* and you killed me. *pointing to Tanjiro*

Shinobu: Tanjiro-kun, why did you killed that guy?

Tanjiro: MOTHERFUCKER, HE KILLED HIMSELF!

Tartaglia, Eleventh of the Fatui