He's Not A Wet Cat.

I’ve been working on this drawing for a while and was planning to do a background but kinda lost patience with it lol so uhh here

It for a story I have in my head that is somewhere in the space between an au and headcannons about winner Joel. Also it was really fun imagining what sort of pajamas c!joel would wear. My favorite part is the fuzzy socks, and also yes those are *technically* his swim trunks but whatever he seems like he would wear swim trunks to bed anyway lol. It’s meant to be like him waking back up on Hermitcraft after he won. If anyone is interested in hearing about this au/complicated series of headcannons I will happily ramble!

everyone better compliment me I’m looking at u person reading this I was gonna demand you all notice one specific part but actually I’m proud of all of this. Also he has a Mohawk because Risi is obsessed with bald Joel and I like drawing him with long hair so compromise! /sily also Mohawk oriental-cyberpunk Joel is cool as heck. Also the crown says wild life but tumblr killed the quality.

@risibledeer Grian has been pied

List of things used so far

Eefo’s Canada land maple syrup

pranking brand (c) whipped cream, to be used on,y for pranks

Giga Pie, left over from season 9 (is it even still good?)

what else?

(Also I started watching Saiki k and I’m only three quarters of the way through ep 1 but wow this is the thing ever. It’s so good. Thank you for recommending ^^)

I’m confusing everyone who follows me except for the 1% in both fandoms, but : magic the gathering x Hermitcraft au. Working title is HC: Into the Blind Eternities because I think that sounds sick. I am doing this 90% percent because Joel’s base gives off massive Kamigawa vibes, so of course I had to start with him lol. I decided he would be a moonfolk and took inspiration from the card art on Tamiyo field researcher, Tameshi reality architect, and Moonfolk puzzle maker. The face got smudged but I managed to salvage it at the cost of him being way grayer than I intended. Oh well.

The funniest part about this either that fact that, ya know, he’s kinda stealing Pearl’s thunder what with the moon stuff (it’s okay we’ll find her another awesome role), or the fact that, if his hair looks like this, then he would have had to dye it brown first and then dye it green on top of that lol.

some extremely low quality doodles of some things that happened to me today. I’m literally only posting this for my own amusement lol.

The shittyest of shitposting lol. Retrospectively I think putting my watermark on this was a little presumptuous. Also I need a cooler watermark.

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everyone say "thank you riaz for getting joel to sing hot to go"

it’s the roomies!!!

This is a Secret Life Roommates teamup appreciation post, go appreciate them!!! (Also, unrelated but I enjoy imagining everyone having little mementos to past things in their lives which is why Grian is wearing a hermempires crossover tee shirt wow I hope I sure hope I didn’t get my timelines mixed up lol that would be embarrassing)

a silly sketch of life series zombie Cleo!

Just something low effort for today cause I’m mega tired! I haven’t really drawn them much so it was fun to figure out my design for them. Love how the hair ended up coming out. Also to clarify, their hair is held up by one of those clipper grabber comb claw clips, idk what those things are called. I also put some other clips in their hair with little leaves of them like how c!cleo has leaves in their hair.

some sketchbook Joel’s (a small slice of Gem’s face also appears lol)

I want to probably do a polished version of the fight club one later. And maybe try to make Gem look less excited to be murdered. Expressions are hard, ok?!

as for doll Joel *picks up package and shakes him up and down violently* I just think he’s neat.

Edit: also ignore the thing I blocked out on emo Joel drawing it was a insane little ramble I didn’t want to inflict upon you all lol

So glad we're now living in a great parallel universe where mom and dad are not divorced and they picked up a cat named Grian <3