Snail Jizzie Is Real

guys I think these two are neat (tumblr butchered the quality and then put it in a blender with some fruit and made a smoothie and then fed it to the trees so don’t blame me if it looks bad)

They are everything <3

Since @imolyhollowcold asked to see the smalletho x floral canyon essay, I shall share. Because I have to rewrite everything to make it actually readable since for some reason I decided to write the whole thing on paper and im not gonna give myself a headache trying to go back and forth typing it up, I’m gonna have to post it in parts.

here’s part 1/6, everybody’s falling in love, I hope it’s legible lol.

Here is the song:

oh my goodness gracious me thank you so much anon you’ve got me tears over here this means so much to me!!!! Like this actually makes my day you have no idea thank you so much I’m so so happy that you like my art!!! Thank you!!! Rahhh!

@iandoubt I love seeing your art on my dash ..... genuinely gorgeous

@iandoubt !!!

I’m bringing this back even though I drew it forever ago because I think it’s funny, and I’m still kind of proud of it. I forgot I used to draw noses like that lol. And also Ethos. I forgot I used to give him a little, like, swoopy thing. Hah.

I was listening to How to Be a Heartbreaker by MARINA and I realized it fit the boat boys perfectly

I might go back and add color later, but for now; behold…whatever the hell this is. Go listen to the song please this will make more sense I think?

This is, of course, all in silliness, I just thought it was funny. Also it’s a fun song.

My sister needed a ‘visual aid’ for her book report, and I was happy to be of help.

Ramble below! Do not read if you value your sanity my craziness will infect you you have been warned!

Imma be so honest, those word bubbles aren’t filled with just scribbles, I used the text feature and then just wrote a small dissertation on my fav anime. It covers the whole screen on that text size, I just made a new layer and filled the whole thing with white except for the text bubbles. I am not well.

(I kinda hope her classmates notice. But only the cool ones who will respect her for it)

see if you can guess what book! Challenge: impossible, because I have not read the book myself and these are just randos in the drawing based off of her general description of the plot.

the book was Radio Silence. My sister recommends, and I recommend listening to her recommendations. She is cool. 👍

I was not paid for this but I still count this as my first commission, so, whooopee!

also look at me being a good older brother! I’m so generous, you should totally follow me and like all my posts! <-whoa who said that?

If you have read this far, you deserve something good to make up for subjecting yourself to this madness. Go have a cookie. Did you drink enough water today? I know you didn’t. Go drink some. Eat some real food too. Maybe watch a movie. Whatever floats your boat.

also in other news art reqs are open! Please send me asks. Please. Engage. I will hypnotize you, ready?

engage!

Now tell me what to draw because I am a bored and lonely basement dweller (I don’t actually live in a basement. I just have that vibe.) who needs inspiration. I am running on empty and your ideas are the cookies I need to keep going. Did i mention that cookies are cool. I like cookies. And cake. And candy. And everything else that has sugar in it. In fact, food in general is just wild. I don’t think we appreciate enough how great it is to be able to eat food. Go have some candy right now. Go on, you can tell your doctor I gave you permission. This is getting weird. I’m gonna stop talking now before you start thinking I’m some sort of crazy person. Hah, imagine <- said the crazy person.

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welp, anyway.

look at my boooooys!!!! LOOK. AT. THEM. The power of umm power compels you!!

I’m currently in my biggri obsession arc. Missing them fr.

it’s uhh Joel in a wedding dress

I cannot for the life of me remember why I drew this uhhh I was possessed okay?

maybe next Lizzie in a suit and they can get married once more

!!!guys some one gave Joel an Etho Girl pin, and he either was also given, or made himself, little bracelets that say “eefo” and “boat boys”!!! screaming crying throwing up thank you nameless gift giver you have fed us not just crumbs but the whole gosh dang loaf or bread and it was delicious. I had to draw (I know it’s rushed I had like five minutes ok)

If you don’t believe me here is visual evidence vvv

(Also, again, I spent like five minutes on this I was on time crunch please don’t judge)

happy christmas or merry holidays <3

i threw symbolism on this thing like glitter on a school diorama.

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