I Headcannon That Etho Has Traitorous Ears

I wanted to practice faces and hair, so I made an art (scandalous, I know). Its just some rando, ig, although I realized after I finished it that the hair suspiciously resembled my take on party poison. I had to resist the urge to go back and just fully make it a party poison fanart. You have to draw original stuff too, Ian! It can’t all be fanart!!

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anyway,

Not happy with how the shirt came out, so let’s all stare at the head again because I’m really proud of that hair:

(I don’t know why the background changed when I cropped it. Oh well)

i enjoyed drawing this hair style, so I might adapt it to use for one of my characters, but anyway this took three hours of my life that I won’t ever get back and I’m not above begging for validation on the internet please like or comment on this or any of my posts please please please I am lonely. Also I’m taking this opportunity for to formally apologize for changing my pfp every other day it will keep happening I assure you I just wanted to say sorry about that, and also sorry for making you read this word salad. I hope the rest of your day is lovely enough to make up for whatever this post is.

I’m loving this session’s never-before-seen levels of Joel patheticness/silly

Between family man Joel and tuff guy Etho…it’s like they literally switched places from limited life lol

I did an art! (I know, crazy right?) I’m still stuck drawing with my finger, which is annoying, but luckily I did this drawing before my pencil broke. Hopefully I can get a new one soon! Anyway, in the meantime, with out further ado:

Some rando in a cityscape! Huzah, I suppose.

Yours being hypnotized woOOooooOOo votejoelvotejoelvotejoel woOoOoOOooOoo are you convinced yet? WoooOOoOoOo votejoelvotejoelvotevotejoelvotejoel…. You wanna vote Joel right?

Please vote Joel. I’ve never really done poll propaganda before, but send me an ask showing that you voted for him, and I’ll draw you a thing!

also: see if you can guess who wrote the really long project-y trans Joel propaganda. Wink wink it was me wink wink really obvious wink winking

Joel Smallishbeans:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2

Headcanons: Transmasc, he/they; Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, any pronouns; Trans masc, it/he/she; Transmasc Genderfluid, he/any; Identity not specified, they/he

Propaganda: “He’s just a silly little terracotta man with only a vague understanding of human gender he tries to impersonate but fails at.”

“Lizzie and Joel are a t4t bi4bi couple in [the submitter’s] heart. Lizzie transfem (she/her) Joel transmasc+gender fluid (he/any).”

“Basically anywhere you see him. Just like, the constant ‘Ooh i'm so manly, the manliest, I’m so tall and strong and handsome,’ and always insisting that he’s really tall despite being super short and the way his voice will sometimes get all high and squeaky these are all very transmasc coded things. He’s one of us, okay, he’s got the vibes, trust, he’s got our humor. Every time he goes mining on Hermitcraft there is always a caption that’s like ‘straight white male mining content’ which is more of his constant need to assert how macho and manly he is and in double life he says he’s not going to get in the pool cause he’s ‘ashamed of his Minecraft body’ which is very trans behavior. He’s got that confidence he can wear a dress for mcc and still know he’s a man which is very transmasc cause other men just got handed it, but we afab men have to look at masculinity and go ‘yeah that’s me’ and then make sure everyone knows it like that’s how you know being trans isn’t a choice because men kinda suck and I still went out and actively was like um guys I’m actually a man sorry. Some days he’s cool with just throwing gender norms out the window and some days he feels the need to yell for the whole world and the next couple galaxies as well to hear that he’s DeFiNiTeLy NoT WeArInG a CoRsEt GeM. Can you tell [the submitter’s] projecting? Cause [they’re] projecting. You can pry this headcanon out of [their] cold dead hands lol.”

“He has fluctuating chest dysphoria so sometimes he doesn't bind and sometimes he does. His bad dysphoria days are rare enough that he's not gonna bother with top surgery.”

“Transmasc Joel Smallishbeans is everything to [the submitter] and [the submitter] like[s] to think that forming the bad boys is what made him plug the tv back on and turn the brightness to the max, like he went ‘Oh we’re bad boys?? Guess I’m finally a boy now!”

“Nonbinary bad boy Joel except he is not a boy.”

Marma1ade:

Submitted for: Server not specified

Headcanons: Transfem, she/her

Propaganda: “Transfem Marma1ade is my special headcanon [the submitter] think[s] [they’ve] shared with. Two people?? But she is very beloved to [them].”

“[The submitter] think[s] if asked about her gender, she'd just be like "yeah I’m trans" but everyone including her has got WAY more important things to worry about than gender so only like 3 people know.”

some fanart of a certain Etho of slab. I tried something a dit different from my usual style but I think it turned out well

I went considerably lighter on the outlines than I usually might have, and I am undecided about if I like it or not. Here’s the version with a full opacity outline

I dunno, but either way I’m pretty proud of how it came out int the end!

badboys but they are deadboys 🪦😔

rant below as alwayslyw

i feel like i can be the badboys artist bc of how much i draw them 😭 my badboys doodle blog is in the making guys be patient w me 🙏🏻🙏🏻 school is kicking me ass and my exams r getting close, i might as well join the deadboys seeing how dead i feel these past weeks 💀💀💀 /hj

im turning these into stickers for meself so i can stick on my ipad bc i dont have the guts to use the stickers i bought from other people and there is none that is mcyt (cries) so imma just make em myself LOL and what better than to make these three sillies bc i am hashtag obsessed w em 😔

i will say this took a long time, i had to figure out the anatomy myself bc i cant find references of men sleeping in coffins in pinterest so i just made it up as i go lol. i also had to redo their faces a lot of times bc i STRUGGLED bro omg. another pain is the coffin itself omg i just wanted it to be OVER. funny story tho my mom saw me drawing and she basically said oh there i go again drawing my weird little men, and she asked me if they were dead or sumn LOL

anyways the lords are back for mcc i am EXCITED AHHH winners pov trust guys 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i have a speaking test tomorrow and next week and then three lab exams in this month wish me luck guys 😢😢🙏🏻🙏🏻

insert sticky by tyler the creator here

Joel week day 4!!!!!! I made another silly one, just trying to make up for whatever angst fest my day three was lol. The prompt was headcannons, and I don’t know if I headcannon this so much as I just kinda wanted to draw this lol I was kinda out of ideas at this point. This is actually the last piece that I have pre-prepared, so idk what state the last two are going to be in.

A while ago I posted a bunch of low quality doodles and sketches of a silly idea I had of Joelina Carpenter, basically the Joel equivalent to Ariana Griande for Grian, and I wanted to draw them again, because idk they are silly and this is for silly lol

They would sing born this way by lady Gaga. Because I said so. Also Ariana is a rapper. To me.

Sausage said boat boys fanfic, we said drop it, he said do ya one better. We now have confusion chaos and Jeremy jr.

Whose kid, who knows! Is it canon lore, who knows! How does Etho feel about being a father again with his ex soulmate thanks to said soulmate’s former co-parent/one night stand, who knows!

I, for one, am deeply excited to see where this goes.

What if killjoy wild life Joel???. Another post that appeals to me and end of list. Also ignore how bad this drawing is lol I’m mostly posting cause I like the colors