CONGRATULATIONS TO EEFO FOR BEING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET At Mcci Fishing

It’s a Pearl!!! In a weird background cause I’m lazy and didn’t feel like finishing it! (Look, drawing shoes is difficult, ok?) any way, look at her!!! Her hair came out so pretty! So many exclamation points!!

Why is she in a tree. The real reason is because shoes are a pain to render, but the really REAL reason is because leaf brushes are fun, but the real REALLY REAL reason is that she’s up to something (shh! Don’t spoil her —e-v-i-l—s-c-h-e-m-e— (<- these words are meant to be crossed out but I dunno how to do that so yeah) fun!)

Has Baba ever played Hollow Knight?

BABA IS UNSKILLED

ART IS BEAUTIFUL

GAME IS HARD

something something Es2 and HCs9 ending and Hermes and Tiny Tom being left alone without knowing why or where everyone went something something

Hermes and Tom half brothers duo you will always be famous <3.

thinking about how Hermes probably resents the sheriff and we be confused if he found out Joel had a kid with him.

thinking about how Hermes probably misses his parents and Tom probably resents Joel and Jimmy and maybe now Jevin too for leaving him.

Thinking about how Hermes was already left once when his dad’s went to Hermitcraft and they came back once so why not this time?

thinking about how they are connected by the rift, and Tom might be reluctant to go looking for someone who he thinks left him intentionally, but Hermes would have no such reservation and might try to repair emperor grumbot to reopen the rift because that’s where his dads went last time.

thinking about how emperor grumbot could make good on his threat to destroy empires then.

thinking about how I’m rambling and also don’t know where I’m going with this also guys I have brain rot can you tell?

(Sorry for my illegible handwriting lol)

it’s day two!!!! Prompt: obsession! I think you all can predict what Mr. Boat Boys Brainrot thought of for this lol…

I put in 7 Etho references in Joel’s outfit lol, see if you can catch them all (you might have to click to unblurify the image lol)

also that’s meant to be pix during Hermitcraft recap, hopefully that’s clear what with all the “Hermitcraft recap”s all over. Also I’m really proud of that background behind Joel, I based it off a reference picture of his base and I think it came out really nicely.

also bonus sketch:

I know it’s sideways but oh well, I still think it’s funny even if it didn’t get used lol.

Edit I totally forgot to tag lol that’s embarrassing

Jace Beleren is my favorite planeswalker, and I just read the most amazing character analysis of him as a trans man by @wielderofmysteries and I had to draw it! The writing was beautiful and meaningful, you should definitely go read it!

An argument against the car symbol is that drawing cars is harder than circles (planets)

collab with the AMAZING @bluetbluish!!!!!!!!!!! Go look at her art!!!!!!!

We drew hot guy and cute guy, aka the duo ever. The fabulous drawing on the left is bluet’s and I drew Cuteguy! This collab was super fun and I really enjoyed working with Bluet, you should go look at her art some more!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Also in case it’s not clear that’s meant to be, like, a visor with a littlej projected Grian eyeball ig but it’s blorbo-accurate shaped)

oh my goodness gracious me thank you so much anon you’ve got me tears over here this means so much to me!!!! Like this actually makes my day you have no idea thank you so much I’m so so happy that you like my art!!! Thank you!!! Rahhh!

@iandoubt I love seeing your art on my dash ..... genuinely gorgeous

@iandoubt !!!

I had to draw them being their idiot selves. @risibledeer has the context and everyone else will just have to wonder lol.

They’re so stupid /aff. thank you for the idea Risi!! ^^ also while I’m here I love the art for the Joel week coming soon poster it’s so cool, everyone go and look at it it’s so pretty !!!

It is time. Cue the ominous music and fog machines. Send for the crisp packets and dip. Turn on the lights. Then if that doesn’t work turn them off again and then back on. If they’re still being fussy, give the drywall a few good kicks and that should do the trick.

So. The moment you have all been waiting for. Yes that’s right, this is the culmination of all of our hard work and the high point in your life. We’re certain you thought of nothing but this for the past *checks watch* uhhhh however long it’s been.

CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE HERE!

Do you like smallishbeans? If you don’t like smallishbeans… what the heck are you even doing here?? We told you two forms ago to return to your average toast-making and sock-donning activities!! Begone from here, unless you want swamp muck in your shoes and Canadian YouTuber Etho Slab obsessed with you. Just Jeremys here now? Good. We don’t have to extol the virtues of Joel here to convince you to apply, because there are too many to list, and he is always happy to tell you some in any video of his you may watch, so we’ll skip right to the thing at the center of the onion (a metaphor more prominently used as “at the heart of the matter”, but we took it upon ourselves to improve it because we are benevolent leaders): the applications.

Google Docs

Smallishzine Contributor Applications

We’re gonna fill out the form, we’re gonna turn it in…and all that jazz!! 🎶 (get this reference or I explode you with my mind)

If you want to apply but are still reading this instead of applying you are doing the wrong thing.

Great, now it’s just us mods, so we will have our secret mod conversation unbeknownst to everyone else:

Cars are really neat. I like cars. And donkey Jeremy. Did you remember to say your daily prayers to Jeremy? Well duhh of course I did! Shrek shrek eefo shrek Jimmy solidarity shrek shrek we love Ldshadowlady