Im The Boy In Question Wearing A Skirt And Eyeliner

two bit is me core

I feel like Two-Bit is def that hype friend that’s DANGEROUSLY supportive & enamored by Darry: ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ Two: *whistle* Damnnnnn, you look good as hell in them jeans. I would eat your shit front to ba- Darry: ALRIGHT, that’s enough.

Darry: I shouldn’t have done that to Pony. It’s really my fault- Two: On god you were right as fuck to smack the shit out that little boy. I’ve been praying for this day a good minute now-

Darry: I don’t know… I’m just worried sometimes no one will ever really love me. It’s like- Two: Yeahhhhh, I’m gonna need you to drop them drawls babygirl. Darry: WHAT.

Darry: Two-Bit, I have a boyfriend. Two: That don’t mean nothing.

Two: You know what? We should just kill him. Darry: We are NOT murdering my boyfriend. Two: FINE. I’ll get Dally to do it. Darry: Y’all, I got to be honest…I burned the hell out of the meat for tonight. Soda: JESUS DARRY, HOW LONG DID YOU LET IT GO FOR??? Darry: …Sorry… Two: Shoot, ain’t nothing wrong with it! (He proceeded to eat it all and Darry had to hold his hair back while he vomited it up an hour later 💀)

———— Shoutout my mookie wookie: Two-Bit would say babygirl I fear @sleepyfishboy

it's uh.. been a while.. hasn't it folks!!! Anyways here's Jane and her lovely girlfriend (Jane is the one on the right and her gf is Jill)

I LOVE THEM SMMM JANE AND JILL UR PERFECT

Do eat skin of baby?

No but I'm very moist. Much like a baby out the womb

"art is fun" YEAH UNTIL I HAVE THE POSTURE OF A SHRIMP AND SOBBING OVER A LINE

My outsiders headcannons!!!

Darry desperately needs glasses because he has near sight, but he refuses to get checked. Every so often, he'll squint at signs while driving, and Soda will be in the passenger seat and tell him to at least consider to get his eyes checked.

Dallas says he perfers dogs because they make him look tougher, but he's a car person deep down.

When Johnny and Dally died, Ponyboy wrote letters upon letters to the both of them. He never showed anyone and probably had them hidden in his drawers os something, but very year on their birthdays and holidays or even after rumbles, Pony writes to Johnny and Dally.

Modern Cherry would LOVE Sabrina Carpenter ‼️

The curtis gang are the type of kids to be try hards in gym.

Johnny gets super awkward around kids who are like 2-10 (same..)

Soda isn't dumb he's just neruodivergent. (Shocker!!)

Modern Two-bit would secretly listen to the most BASIC white girl music, and the ONLY person who knows is Pony, but they've both agreed to never talk about it.

Modern Darry would hate the word skibidi ONLY because Soda NEVER stops saying skibidi rizz.

Steve has a tooth gap and is really insecure about it.

Two-bit most definitely put on a tutu and a crown and then had a princess tea party with his little sister.

Johnny is sassy af and I'm here for it 🙏

Soda LOVES kids! Like he wants to be a father someday, which was one of the reasons why he was depressed when Sandy got pregnant because he wanted to be with both of them

Dally has a secret talent and its music! He's naturally a good guitar player, and once he once saw a random guitar at the bar once and snuck it in his room, he sometimes plays for fun.

Modern Steve would wear Nike everything. You can't change my mind.

Two-bit does stuff without thinking. He'll tell someone exactly what he's thinking in that moment. He just doesn't have a filter.

Johnny has a silly stray cat that follows him! He calls the cat his little friend since he doesn't have any name for it

lowkey it does sound pretty difficult to put the pieces of the mimic together.

Smth that's lingers on my mind is how the Greasers are really poor (great observation) but also a lot of POC were broke in the 60's due to people not hiring them. So, it wouldn't be to crazy to say that Johnny, Steve, Dallas and Two-bit are all POC? Just like something in my bones is telling me Steve is mexican and Johnny is Puerto Rican and they speak in spainish whenever their talking shit abt other people?? Also idk what Two-bit would be but my bones are telling me he's mixed.. like white and something else.. Dallas would look like SUPER white but ik that man is Asian. maybe he's a quarter Vietnamese. I haven't quite pin pointed it but my bones do not lie when it comes to my special interests

Being gender fluid is so weird bc like wdym i wanted a shlong 5 minuets ago and now the idea of presenting masculine makes me wanna cry on the floor?

...that implied it could be illegal

what's your favorite legal drug?

I don't have one?

I fear your serving cunt!!

Realisations in hindsight:

The next time someone tries the "what is a woman but an adult human female" copypasta with me, I am going to demand them to define the word "adult" without including arbitrary socially constructed numbers of age, and in a way that excludes all people who are socially agreed to be minors, and includes all people who are socially agreed to be adults.

Then, whatever they answer, I'm just going to accuse them of wanting to fuck children.