Local Woman Who Claimed She Will "cross That Bridge When She Comes To It" Arrives At Said Bridge

this bit has absolutely no right to be this funny

I love the idea that Dick and Roy were together at one point, with Jason and Roy now being together, simply for Tim's reaction.

The first words out of his mouth just being "what, you fucking down the family line or something?" Followed by a suspicious squint and asking "do I need to be worried if you guys break up?"

dick: you need your license revoked, your driving is absolutely heinous, jay

jason: that’s fair, i’m pretty sure my permit is expired

dick: i’m almost scared to ask… permit?

jason: not much time to learn how to drive in between dying and being resurrected

dick: oh my god

jason, literally seconds away from hitting bruce with his car: you’re looking at a man with exactly one shitty walmart parking lot driving lesson under his belt

No, you're absolutely right, because I can totally see Jason thinking he saw Batman and it was just matt in the shadows.

Too much overprotective father tendencies and horns/ears, he confuses them easily. Jason likes Matt more tho, he laughs at Jason's death jokes and Jason finds the blind jokes hysterical.

Posted twice because I can (I still don't know how this place works)🏃

+ something something I brought the other day

Cale is so touch starved that when someone gives him a hug, he legitimately doesn't know what he needs to do with his hands. So he just stands there, awkwardly waiting until the person lets him go.

It's painful to watch how he gets stiff as a board when someone touches him by surprise. It's obvious to everyone how he prepared himself for the pain that never comes. The fact that he looks confused is even worse.

So now, after a family meeting, they decided that they would start with little gestures like pats on the shoulder and high fives. And then maybe fast hugs from the kids.

I want that

Best use case of the Dominating Aura:

❌ Intimidate your opponents

❌Get your way in an argument

❌Scamming people in general

❌Protect yourself against Dragon Fear

❌Protect others against the Blood-Drenched Rock

✅✅✅ Avoid talking to people at social gatherings

I'm curious

He is everything.I would do unforgivable things for this man if he asked nicely

I literally came back to this account just for him lol

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂