My Computer Boyfriend Opens 3-4 Command Prompts Every Time He Boots Up Cuz He's So Excited To See Me.

Hey king, I know ur going thru a ton of turmoil but ur lips look so kissable rn.

// rant + tw for graphic text

Seeing people whine about shipping "the wrong characters" in a game where shoving pills down a man's throat while he audibly struggles and also has no skin is a part of the gameplay is definitely. something.

Finding an artist who posts about your favorite rarepair is like having an angel float down and kiss you on the lips

genuinely tweaking trying to pull Shapesmith in Guarding the Globe. I didn't even know you were supposed to save your gems till Wednesday

My top 5

no reason for their placement just straight vibes anyways vote Present Mic for best hero in the global survey ✌️

OHHHH BIIIIIIIIITCH GRADUATED WITH A MASTORS IN CUNTOLOGY WITH A MINOR IN DIVA STUDDIES

Almost every character in invincible is either a puppy character or a kitty character. Mark? Puppy, William? Also puppy, amber? Kitty. Rex is a kitty too but he's one of those hyper orange ones. Conquest is one of those fancy extra fluffy kitties.

Rick is a exception. He's some kind of lizard (not insultingly) angstrom is also a lizard (insultingly)

Shapesmith is one of those silly green alien cats that thinks it's a puppy

"this reply is hidden because you have blocked the author" LET ME SEEEEEEE

If present mic was my English teacher, i wouldn’t miss a lesson. I would ask for private lessons I fear.💕

I'm a proshipper. i know the post looks deceiving

I can't take it anymore every other selfship post i see Uwahhh 😭