PLAY THE MEGALOVANIA

Cody and Owen are so underappreciated together

Чио-Чио-сан, я хочу быть с тобой

US president to Alfred: Can you serve?

Alfred: *strikes a pose*

US president: the country??

Alfred:🪖 😮‍💨

I forget big amount of hs but th only thing i rmr is nepeta n roxy was my fave

i love how dostoevsky always describes his self insert characters as tall and sexy and mysterious. girl you are bald and 5’7.

im an artist

i dont "ship" anything i just understand .

ocean house hotel is not even the scariet mission in vtmb. there are other parts of the game that genuinely feel scary or unsettling. the plague in downtown is unsettling, and looking though the empty skyeline apartments is unsettling. hiding in the santa monica parking lot and overhearing the rumours about the killer is unsettling. investigating the tape in hollywood is unsettling. even the luckee star motel has a weird disquieting feeling to it. ocean house hotel and its jumpscares are nothing in comparison. i just think this game is good at communicating the loneliness and the growing anxiety of being a blood-sucking monster while knowing there are scarier things out there.

favorite thing in the world is when game mechanics reflect character powers. like. haha oh nooooo i got too uppity and now my boss has used his mind control powers on me and taken my free will away which is reflected in my dialogue options being revoked, free choice is an illusion oh nooooooo