MY GOD LMFAO WHAT ABAHA

I have won, I am at your general location.

@unfunnyaceartist

I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU, YOUR BLOG AS OF RECENT HAS GOTTEN SUSPICIOUS. I HAVE IT OUT FOR YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU ACE.. WHEN I CATCH YOU.

BAHAHAHA

yes.

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

No. You're stinky.

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

No good boys allowed, only Great Papyrus allowed.

IM PUTTING ALL OF YOU IN A CAGE

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

They are everything to me.

It'd be terrifying to even see it reach 200 reblogs for that. BUT HELLO? HOLY SHIT?

Ya know, if chapter 3 gets enough reblogs, let's say 50 I might just write another drabble for you and Starlo while I'm on break.

Know what? I'll put it onto a poll for what you get if you reblog Chapter 3 enough (which is III. Confidant, btw).

Reblog: III. Confidant 50 times for one of these to be written to life.

If you don't get 200 in the span of a week, it'll be the second-most voted option.

I doubt you can get to to 200

Yes, users of Tumblr who wish to see Starlo in love with you, this is in fact...

A CHALLENGE.

Lol

Edit: Also to clarify on mild spiciness, bro's just shirtless. Like, that is one of THE only things that changes in that scenario.

Edit 2: You can reblog the chapter up to 5 times yourself.

HOHO INDEED

Microwave

so this is what you do when we are on hold

[Insert evil cackle] HEHEHEH

PLEASE SPARE MY WIFE

Too late I HAVE HER NOWWW

WHAT THE FUCK

Me and my irl freind simp over C!Jax so fucking hard.

More spicy stuff?

I'm shameless.

Warnings: Hoo, uh- alright, there is no actual fornicatin’ happening within this image, however that is 100% what is about to happen, and very much uh,, I mean it looks like— it does-

Look away, children!

Uhm,, he got the zoomies-