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alright babes, uquiz time.
find out who you would be in fantasy society. i’m reblogging with a link so tumblr doesn’t hide this.
The most epics quotes of the best Abridged series
Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!
There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!
Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.
Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!
Oh, fuck the hell yes.
Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!
Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!
You done goofed.
…you Protestant fuck-bucket.
I’m a fuckmothering vampire!
You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!
Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.
It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.
Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!
I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.
BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!
What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?
Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.
What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!
You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!
Shut up and take my money!
Nazis~!
Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!
Jesus wants a hug!
HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!
Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!
That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!
HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.
The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!
I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!
You cheeky dick-waffle!
Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.
Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!
Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.
By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!
(thing) for days.
We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.
Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!
Things are heating up at the Chaldean Poetry Circle.
Reblog chain of the original posts.
Person A: I can’t believe how jealous you just got. It’s so embarrassing.
Person B: *Looks a Person A incredulously* Uh, what about you and that barista last week?
Person A: You mean that skank that got what was coming to them because they were blatantly flirting with you when I was standing rIGHT THERE?!?
Person B: They asked me how my day was going.
Person A: Yeah! What a slut!
I feel like many people have a fundamental misconception of what unreliable narrator means. It's simply a narrative vehicle not a character flaw, a sign that the character is a bad person. There are also many different types of unreliable narrators in fiction. Being an unreliable narrator doesn't necessarily mean that the character is 'wrong', it definitely doesn't mean that they're wrong about everything even if some aspects in their story are inaccurate, and only some unreliable narrators actively and consciously lie. Stories that have unreliable narrators also tend to deal with perception and memory and they often don't even have one objective truth, just different versions. It reflects real life where we know human memory is highly unreliable and vague and people can interpret same events very differently
Cyberpunk!Manus for ds ask.
I saw that you like Female Izuku! I know I should probably ask this on your BNHA blog, but I was scrolling through your main blog and I hope you don't mind me asking here. I would really like to ask you to share some headcanons you have for Female Midoriya! How she's different from male Midoriya, maybe how yo uthink she'd look, something like that? I don't want to bother you, I hope I'm not (ships included would be a dream come true!)
You’re perfectly fine, I don’t mind nonny, especially since I’m responding so late! I do adore female Midoriya Izuku. I actually prefer the genderbend (Not that I don’t love Izuku, he’s my favorite character, and the story wouldn’t be the same without him- which is obvious).
Headcanons? I’m surprised anyone would even ask me my personal opinion in general, so thank you! I got quite a few, especially since I’m writing a female Midoriya fic (Shameless insertion of my fic, let me live!) Though these could actually count as male Izuku headcanons too, tbh.
I’m going to put a cut here since I got carried away and wrote an entire fucking essay.
- I actually don’t name her Izuka, Izumi, or Iza, but her name is Isabelle. It has to do with my headcanon that her parents actually are English speakers first and Isabelle’s mother took Isabelle to Japan later on. Midoriya is actually her mother’s last name.
- Isabelle’s father is actually a huge villain down in America, and he does more than just breathe fire, he can temper any fire around him, eat it, and even stand in it. They (hero’s and government alike) call him the Dragon of the West. He not only has a large following but does extreme damage all on his own.
- That’s why she and her mother are in Japan. They’re actually in hiding. Not that Isabelle know’s that. She just thinks he’s out there somewhere for work.
- Whenever she asks about her dad her mom shies away and makes up some excuse. Once, at a very young age, she tried sending him a letter. When she didn’t get a response she didn’t go to her mom because she thought she’d get in trouble. So she went to Bakugou of people. He was surprisingly comforting.
Continua a leggere
Thanks dude @askshadowandfriends-anything for the idea~
This is a bonus part of the first one, if you haven’t read the first part go here:
https://tapas.io/series/RWBY-comics
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