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Battle Butler AU

Midoriya Izuku comes from a long line of family butlers. He knows all about keeping the house clean and his employees fed and satisfied.

Oh, and he knows how to kick some serious ass.

So when Miss Yaoyorozu decides to venture into the career of heroics, it is only logical for him to join her.

@zedref

@blackace70

OKAY BUT WHY AM I WRITING A FIGHT SCENE AND YOU SAY RUN STARTS PLAYING? AND THEN AFTERWARDS MEGALOVANIA???

my phone is giving me encouragement

A Whoooooole Bunch of Little Nightmares AUs and explanations!

Little Night Terrors: A Alternate Universe were all the roles are swapped.

Janitor- Now the Butcher, a VERY hostile cook that allows NO vermin to live. He has a love of killing, and is a little sick in that aspect.

Twins Chefs- The Twin Babysitters, they take turns on different duties on different days [Cleaning, Babysitting the kids, etc.] In this au, Twin Two is actually very nice, while twin one is just extremely tired.

The Granny- The Elder, she is a bit nicer than the Lady[Like a grandma to her children] and doesn’t kill you on sight. Only if you hurt someone may she kill you.

The Lady- Forgotten and alone, she is extremely hostile, trying to reach the edges just to catch you. Upon catching you, she will eat you.

Seven- He is now in Six’s role.

Six-month Same.

 Guilt: Ten years after the events of Little Nightmares, Six has become the new Lady of the Maw. But, ‘ghosts’ of the past will hunt her down, will she survive?

Six- Now the new Lady, she watches over everything that goes one. She is constantly bothered by the last Lady’s spirit, who guilt trips her everyday(gives her nightmares too)

Jay Niccals [based on @askthejanitor’s name for the Janitor] - The new Janitor of the Maw, he has long legs, but proportional arms. He can’t hear very well, but he can see! He ditched the Last Janitors doll collection, giving them to the children. He keeps on seeing something around the Nursery. Someone.

The Twin Chefs- They are the same as they were in game, but they don’t tolerate ANY vermin in the kitchen.

The Granny- She has come to terms with Seven killing her and all, it was self defense! 

Seven- He sees the Granny’s spirit, but he has come to terms with her. He is Jay’s assistant, helping him clean and handle the kids.

The Janitor- An armless, sightless ghost, he is very hostile in a way. The spirit lurks the Nursery, snatching children away at night. He utterly despises Six, trying to kill her the chance he gets.

The Lady- She tries to get Six to feel guilty, to help the spirits. But it won’t work.

 [No Name Yet]: An au in which the Maw is run by the North Wind, who uses it to capture children and raise them like cattle, and everything is darker and scarier.

The North Wind: A very horrid being, viewing the staff as underlings(some cases, pets) and treats them very badly.

The Chefs: Twin Two is the most violent of the group, being the first to harm the vermin, Twin one barely gets any sleep at all because of how loud his brother is.

The Bellhop: He utterly hates his life, always having a noose tied to his neck. Netherless, he is nice to his co-workers, if he sees them. He usually isn’t allowed to leave his post. [He is the one that greets the children/paints the Maw in a positive light.

The Ferryman- He brings children to the Maw, making the Maw seem as if it is a haven. He usually brings either newborns(won’t remember a thing), or children who are abused/hurt(will gladly accept)

The Janitor: He doesn’t usually get fed, and he’s only allowed one thing to be with(a life like porcelain doll) and doesn’t even get to be with said thing much. That’s why he hates the children, he envoys them. He envoys how they get fed three times a day, and how they can play with many things. He isn’t allowed to leave his quarters, only to do as he’s told. He talks to the porcelain doll, when he gets to be with it, and treats it very lovely. 

The Granny: She is only allowed one fish head a week. She doesn’t get any furniture, just the clothes on her back.

 Six- Instead of killing the North Wind, she must find a way to drive him out, to stop him, and take his place. To stop this wretched cycle.

Seven- Oblivious to everything, he doesn’t go to the depths out of fear, but spoiled curiosity.

 Dr. No- He is a man who takes children that seem to be capable of working in the Maw [from the outside world, mind you. The North Winds hoards his children] and mutilated them, distorts them, until they are fit to work in this dismal place.

The Lady- A being who tried to snatch children from Ferryman, to raise as her own.

  [IDK WHY I LOVE ANGST]

  (Feel free to draw these Aus, if you like)

BNHA Masterlist (Updated 7/29/2020)

Imagines

Misunderstanding (Izuku Midoriya x Reader)

Opposites (Katsuki Bakugo x Reader)

Secret Daughter (Katsuki Bakugo x Yagi!Reader) Part One | Part Two

Support (Katsuki Bakugo x Todoroki!Reader)

The Makeover (Shoto Todoroki x Reader)

The “Girlfriend” (Denki Kaminari x Reader)

Separation (Tomura Shigaraki x Reader)

Vampire Kisses (Tomura Shigaraki x Reader)

Amorous (Dabi x Reader; smut)

What We’ve Become (Dabi & Twin Sister!Reader) Part One | Part Two

Little Brother (Touya Todoroki x Reader; Shoto Todoroki & Reader)

Workplace Flirting (Aizawa x Yagi!Reader)

Secret Admirer (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Abduction (Aizawa & Daughter!Reader)

Meeting The Father (Mirio Togata x Yagi!Reader)

Lost In Translation (Tamaki Amajiki x Reader)

Not Good Enough (All Might & Daughter!Reader)

Proud of You (All Might & Daughter!Reader)

Caretaker (Overhaul x Reader)

Headcanons

Iida falling in love with his childhood best friend would include

Kirishima dating a model would include

Kirishima helps his crush through a panic attack

Dating Shinso would include

Dating Shigaraki would include

Shigaraki nsfw headcanons

Shigaraki falling in love with his childhood friend would include

Shigaraki with an s/o whose immune to his quirk

Shigaraki and Mr Compress both have a crush on the reader

Dating Dabi would include

Dabi having a crush on a pro hero would include

Dabi falling in love with his childhood friend would include

Dating Toga would include

Dating Overhaul would include (sfw + nsfw)

Aizawa with his s/o kissing his scars headcanon

Dating Hawks would include

Dating Mirio would include

Dating Natsuo would include (sfw + nsfw)

Preferences

Dabi, Kaminari, Iida, Bakugo, Todoroki, Midoriya, and Tamaki accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Mirio, Hawks, Shigaraki, and Toga accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Mina, Uraraka, Sero, and Kirishima accidentally take an ahegao picture of their s/o

Dabi, Midoriya, Iida, Todoroki, and Shinso with an s/o that kisses their scars

Bakugo and Shinso with and s/o whose scared to go out at night

Dabi, Shinso, Bakugo, and Shigaraki with a very submissive s/o

Dabi, Shinso, Shigaraki, and Mirko give their s/o a collar (nsfw)

Shinso, Todoroki, Hawks, and Dabi realize they love their s/o while doing something mundane and ordinary 

The Bakusquad walk in on their crush undressing

The Bakusquad + Todoroki with an asexual s/o would include

Hawks and Dabi with a cute and affectionate s/o

Hawks, Dabi, and Todoroki with an s/o who says they would die for them

Dabi, Todoroki, and All Might with an s/o who praises them

Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki missing their s/o during their internships

Midoriya, Bakugo, and Todoroki watch their s/o fight a nomu on tv

Midoriya and Todoroki save their s/o from Stain

Bakugo, Uraraka, and Todoroki protect their s/o on I-Island

Todoroki and Bakugo see their s/o get injured during the sport’s festival

Todoroki, Midoriya, and Kirishima with an affectionate s/o

Midoriya, Kaminari, and Shinso catch their crush staring at them

Sero, Tokoyami, Midoriya, and Kaminari catch their badass crush dancing and singing to a cutesy song

Uraraka, Asui, Momo, Jirou, and Mina catch their badass crush dancing and singing to a cutsey song

Shinso, Mirio, and Bakugo see their s/o get injured during the sport’s festival

Shinso and Aizawa with an s/o whose insecure about their scars

Todoroki, Dabi, and Tamaki with an s/o whose love language is physical

Present Mic, Aizawa, and All Might get frisky in the pool with their s/o

Fatgum, Aizawa, and All Might helping their s/o through a panic attack

Shigaraki and Dabi with a pun master s/o

League of Villains react to the reader coming to the base severly injured

League of Villains with an s/o who is short and tiny

Drabbles

Bakugo with a crackhead s/o

Todoroki’s s/o has a nightmare about him dying

Natsuo playfully flirts with Todoroki’s s/o

Eri makes Todoroki’s s/o marry Kaminari in a play wedding

Tokoyomi is scared to kiss his s/o

Shinso plays seven minutes in heaven with his crush

Hawks and Dabi have an s/o who is treated badly

Hawks taking care of a sick pro-hero s/o

Aizawa finds out his student was kicked out after coming out

Tamaki’s s/o overworks themselves and gets hospitalized

Nejire recieving CPR from her crush

supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

Still need to fix stuff but whatever It all started as an expression practice (trying to mimic Horikoshi because I like his style) and ended up being Fem!Deku (also cause I’m trash and tbh I’d love to have a female protagonist in bnha… But Izuku is always cute and adorable so I don’t really mind either version. There’s a bit of BakuDeku even tho I lean more towards TodoDeku (and OchaDeku because again I’m a DekuxEveryone trash), the idea was some kind of dare Deku lost and Bakugou’s costume is one of my faves so yeah. She had to wear it and being the angel she is, she loves it.

Do I talk too much? Probably, but it’s fine, cause I am here!

BNHA Masterlist

BNHA girls with male s/o

BNHA girls spicing it up for Christmas

BNHA girls catching their male friend getting off to their photos

BNHA girls reacting to their s/o’s length being a lot larger than expected

BNHA girls reacting to s/o finishing inside them unprotected

Mina, Tsuyu, Momo, and Uraraka with a nerdy male s/o

Izuku eating out fem s/o

Aizawa headcanons

Dabi and a fem s/o going on a vacation

First time with Shinsou

Shinsou using his quirk on fem s/o

Fem villain Deku headcanons

Villian Deku experimenting with his s/o’s body’s limits

Bakugou pegged by a fem s/o

Dabi, Shigaraki, and fem s/o fooling around in a loose relationship

Tokoyami and Dark Shadow with a male s/o

KamiWase jealous sex

TetsuWase angry sex with Tetsutetsu’s quirk

TodoDekuBaku double penetration

Bakugou fucking Awase after a fight

HitoMina New Years kiss leads to more

HitoMina public sex

HitoMina getting a new chair and break it in

TodoBaku gym sex

TodoBaku hate sex

Persona 5 : ok

or

Dark souls : Well s***