WHY I ALWAYS FIND THIS AFTER I PLAY DARK SOULS

Ah, might I please request Cinder Fall, Mercury Black and Yang Xiao Long with a significant other that reminds them how beautiful they are in spite of what hindrances might drag them down? Mercury and Yang's prosthetics and Cinder's temporary lack of speech and scars, to be more precise ❤

Low Key I doubt Mercury cares about his legs. XD But I can see him complaining about getting them fixed.

Cinder:*When she was first injured and you treated her with Salem, she couldn’t even look at you. How could you love someone who not only failed but looks and speaks as she does now. Sure it may be temporary, but that doesn’t matter. Her insecurities with her looks and herself come to light. What she does not expect is your reaction.*You are nothing but loving with her. You help speak for her in Emerald’s place, help Salem treat her at your request, and help her recover her fighting abilities. One day Emerald comes and asks you why. You know its actually Cinder’s question so you go and answer it. You tell her its as simple as you loving her. You tell her she’s beautiful regardless of the scars and that nearly makes her cry.*Salem takes note of your positive affect on Cinder’s recovery and basically puts you in charge of it. After every treatment for Cinder’s injuries you are sure to say she looks even more beautiful if that’s even possible. That often ends with passionate kisses Salem asks you to stop. Cinder knows now the truth You love her for her and now her power or beauty. and that means more to her than you could ever know.

Mercury:*He honestly doesn’t care about his prosthetic legs anymore. Sure when he first got them he had issues but now he doesn’t really think about them until he has to fix them. then everyone in the building can hear his frustration. ‘WHY WON’T YOU TURN YOU DUMBASS?!?!?’ You’d hear him shout.*You end up helping him with his legs when they need to be fixed and hear is where you notice something. He hides the rest of his legs under blankets as you two work together. It takes some coaxing but he ultimately shows you the legs and to be honest its not that bad. Not even much scaring where his legs end. You’d assure him its not bad and he’s still as handsome as ever. he’d just smirk and jokingly say he knows before kissing your cheek and saying thank you.*He doesn’t really talk about it outside of when his legs need to be fixed up. Not that you should expect different. its just part of his life now. Though he knows you’re not bothered by what remains of his actual legs which makes him happy. The times where you two work together to fix his prosthetic legs becomes something he looks forward to. If nothing else then hearing your compliments and the kisses you share. It puts his mind at ease which is hard. Just ask Emerald.

Yang:*This poor girl wouldn’t even talk to you when her arm was severed at first. Tai was nice enough to let you stay at his house in exchange for help but even then Yang doesn’t talk to you. At least for awhile. One day you bring yang something to drink for Tai and her having to see you breaks her down finally. She begins crying and you hold her tightly.*She explains through the tears about how upset she is. Ruby is gone. her arm is gone. She can’t fight and there is no way you can look at her anymore. That ends it. You shut her up with a deep passionate kiss and tell her that no matter what happens she will always be YOUR blonde bombshell. You didn’t fall for her looks but for her heart. She’s still beautiful and losing a stupid arm that can be replaced won’t change that. In the end her heart is what matters. That makes her cry more but with a smile as she hugs you tightly. You didn’t know but Tai saw the whole thing with the warmest smile ever and some misty eyes.*Once the prosthetic comes she’s uneasy as you guessed. Though after some time with you talking with her and Tai she puts it on and you help train her with Tai. When the shakes come, you know just how to help calm them. Oddly, its petting her hair. She never says it but knowing you love ehr so much that you’d go out of your way to make sure she feels good about herself and help her after what happens cements something in her mind. You’re the one she’s going to marry come hell or high water.

CLASS 1-A GAME NIGHT HEADCANONS

There is an ongoing Smash Bros. tournament in the class.

It all started when Kirishima made the mistake of challenging Bakugou to a game of Smash Bros. and the whole class got involved in cheering and Bakugou wouldnt stop yelling when he got beat.

Mina, Kaminari and Sero began bringing in board games after 3 weeks bc no one could beat Ochako, the reigning champion.

Ochako is surprisingly good at Smash despite having never played it before. She gets really into it with sound effects and taunts. Even Bakugou cant beat her.

Friendships no longer exist when game of the night is Mario Kart or Monopoly.

Mineta is forbidden to choose game of the night bc it will always be strip-anything ಠ_ಠ

Deku takes Hero Trivia Pursuit v e r y s e r i o u s l y.

If you want to win Hero Trivia Pursuit, you’d better be on Deku’s team.

Iida and Tokoyami get really into role playing Dungeons & Dragons. They also have a rivalry in Scrabble.. of all things.

Shouji is no longer allowed to play Twister bc his 4 extra limbs has been deemed cheating.

… or at least when he does, he can only use 2 arms. Same applies to Ojiro who cant use his tail.

Dad!zawa prohibited the Bakusquad from playing Overwatch bc they WILL stay up all night.

No one is brave enough to verse Jirou in Rock Band.

Kaminari managed to sneak Cards Against Humanity into the dorms once and everyone learned new things about their classmates that night.

Tsuyu often makes the most memorable CAH combinations. Hagakure does too. Todoroki and Momo have a hard time grasping the dry humor and would rather spectate.

“What are there a lot of in heaven?” “Bitches.” “TsuYU??!?!??”

> more cute dorm shit here

Imagine Ilia getting to Haven and meeting Weiss and Yang, and just immediately turning into a blushing, pink-scaled mess, and once she finds out Yang’s eyes can change colors, Ilia changes her eye colors to match Yang’s and they make a game out of it. Imagine all the possibilities our little gay babies can have bonding together <3

Simply beautiful

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

The most epics quotes of the best Abridged series

HELLSING ULTIMATE ABRIDGED Quote Game/Meme

Send in one of the following quotes from HUA to get my muse’s reaction!

There! I took the fucking shot! She’s dead! There’s blood everywhere!

Okay, Christ, fine, I’ll help you. But only ‘cause you’ve got nice tits.

Hey, (name)! (name)! This is awesome! You should totally join in! Seriously, there’s like 40 zombies in here! Just one shot in the head and they explode! Just like House of the Dead, only like, 100 times more awesome!

Oh, fuck the hell yes.

Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath!

Oh, if it isn’t the Catholic Church! And what’s this? No Little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress!

You done goofed.

…you Protestant fuck-bucket.

I’m a fuckmothering vampire!

You are reading your master’s mind! Put my head between your booooooooobs!

Oh, I’m sorry, I like to dirty talk when someone’s sucking my dick.

It’s just that I’m so agitated, because this blond little shit just strolled into my room, destroyed my 70-inch plasma TV, and is trying to impress me like I’m his alcoholic father.

Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin’ for everybody!

I would do fucking anything right now to get out of this.

BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!

Oh fuck, that’s an anti-tank rifle. OH FUCK, THAT’S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!

What are you gonna do? Call that one guy who can stop me? What was his name…Michael McDoesn'tExist?

Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches love cannons.

What’s wrong, demigod? Just grow back your legs! Summon up your demons! Hit me! Fight me! Give me a hug!

You know, they say TV makes you violent. But I’d say not having my TV is making me pretty fucking violent!

Shut up and take my money!

Nazis~!

Master! My breasts keep getting bigger!

Jesus wants a hug!

HEYKIDSWANNASEEADEADBODY!?!

Right this way, Group B! That’s right, right in front of everybody else; you’re eighty, you’re used to it! We’re going to look at art and paintings, which I believe are also art! I dunno! I’m Cockney, I’m uncultured!

That’s right. I’m going to FUCK the fear turkey!

HEY DANDY DICK! You missed.

The fuck is this? The fuck is that?! The fuck are THOSE?!

I HAVE A FEAR OF FLYING, COFFINS, AND TIGHT SPACES!

You cheeky dick-waffle!

Zis is my favorite kind of ship — laden with blood und seamen.

Chuh-chuh-chuh-CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!

Ah. The return of the “why” boner. With a vengeance.

By Jove, you fuckin’ header of a woman! You’re surrounded by fifty Nazi vampires, armed literally to the teeth, and what do you do?! You get out of your fuckin’ car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads, and yell “Come at me, you Kraut shits!” NO WONDER (name) wants to plow that virgin soil! I’M THINKING ABOUT GROWIN’ SOME FLOWERS MYSELF!

(thing) for days.

We were prepared for a full-on tactical assault. Instead, we got a volley of swastika-covered dipshits running dick-first into enemy territory.

Hey, if we’re killing Nazis, we’ll worship a side of bacon!

Born into a family of do-gooders, you’re insistent on being an unpleasant person. But no matter what you do, something goes right. This drives you absolutely insane.

fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

I’m not even a manga fan and this really hit me in the feels.

I want it!!! Where can i find it?

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