Aizawa, about a loudly sobbing 5yo Izuku: Why is your hellspawn making that godawful noise
All Might, throwing his hands up in exasperation: He’s upset he wasn’t invited to mine and his mother’s wedding
Aizawa: He’s…he wasn’t even born yet
All Might, voice hysterical: I’ve told him that five times already!
I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
this heat cannot continue
Born into a family of do-gooders, you’re insistent on being an unpleasant person. But no matter what you do, something goes right. This drives you absolutely insane.
Ochako with a gn s/o who has a flower quirk! Like they make flowers grow and they give her flowers all the time and shes just so in love??? Thank you!!!!
MY GIRL URARAKA GETS A REQUEST HALLELUJAH!!
Uraraka is a sap when it comes to romance, but she didn’t figure this out until she met her current partner who happened to have a flower quirk
It was totally by accident that they met since they don’t go to UA and instead want to use their quirk to help plant conservationists and possibly become a botanist
Uraraka was grabbing some free bubble tea from a place that just opened up because they were having a promotion and she wouldn’t otherwise go out of her way for something that would cost money like that
A florist booth sat next to the bubble tea shop and someone was chatting up the older man very excitedly about flowers. They looked over, saw Uraraka with her purple bubble tea, and went “oh no, she’s cute” so they used their quirk to make a small handful of purple flowers as a bold first move
She’s caught off-guard because she doesn’t know this person but their hands are shaking while holding out the flowers and muttering that they’re for her. Cue her nearly passing out from flushed embarrassment
They’re both idiots who don’t how to flirt or accept gifts but manage to strike up a conversation. They’re super interested in her hero training at UA and Uraraka thinks it’s super cool that they want to use their quirk for something other than hero work since she hadn’t really considered any other career path
Once they actually start dating Uraraka is literally showered in flowers every time they meet up and she just doesn’t know what to do. She isn’t used to this type of affection and her normally barren dorm room is now colorful and smells wonderful
Her quirk doesn’t allow her to give them anything which she feels bad about because she’s essentially broke, but it’s the experiences that matter vs the gifts
Once they know her favorite colors, scents, and types of flowers they surprise her with them even when they aren’t together, bribing some of her classmates to give Uraraka flowers when she leasts expects it
Yaoyorozu, Ashido, and Hagakure are squealing with how adorably romantic it is 24/7
For the glory of TAMA
With the hope of seeing even go-tama
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Could you please do NSFW headcanons for Uraraka, Momo and Jirou?
I also got that you wanted it to be a male s/o 👍
Uraraka:
She likes to wear lacy lingerie for her s/o because she knows that he absolutely loves it
She prefers to give oral rather than receiving because she feels it gives her some sort of dominating qualities in the bedroom (and oh boy, is she good at it)
She very much enjoys sensory deprivation because it gets her very excited for what he’ll do
She also doesn’t mind using a toy or two
Momo:
She’s very vanilla in the bedroom. She doesn’t really like using toys or being tied up but one thing she does love is having her hair pulled
When she feels like being dominant over her partner, she’ll approach there s/o only in matching bra and panties wearing stilettos
She has very sensitive hips so he’ll always grab them to get a squeal out of her
Grope her boobs and she will be all yours. It’s one of her most charming assets after all
Jirou:
She listens to music with her partner everytime they have sex. She has a playlist specially made for this
She is very submissive and shy during sex, but she loves the pleasure that her boyfriend gives her when he performs oral. She was a nervous wreck during her first time
One of her favourite things to do for foreplay is wearing thigh high stockings because it makes her feel sexy