Variusandmany - I Repost So I Don't Forget

Coming into a fandom late

headcanon that people often mistake All Might for a poor college student when he’s in his true form (before it’s revealed to the world)

old ladies would try to give him free cookies

Toshi is completely baffled

hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

Velvet, Blake, Kali and Neon are hanging out with their rather oblivious crush. Crush sees a spec or something the girls' fanaus feature and removes it. But they happen to touch it in the most pleasurable way possible, getting the girls all hot and bothered. Bonus: "Why is your face all red, do you have a fever?

Velvet

- Velvet and her crush were just wandering around on the beach before the day’s round of fights for the Vytal Tournament so she could get some more pictures stored up in her camera. While watching two students from Vacuo spar, things got a little out of hand and they both ended up getting blown away by a massive gust of wind. They were both unhurt, and they helped each other get up and get the sand off their clothes. They start walking again to find a less rowdy subject for Velvet to take pictures of when her crush tells her to stop. She stops and gives them a confused look. They reach up and try to remove a fleck of semi-dry seaweed that had gotten stuck on one of her bunny ears. Unfortunately, it was still wet enough to stick, so they had to work it a little bit to get it off. Velvet tried to hold it back, she really did, but she couldn’t help but moan in an almost orgasmic way. She immediately covered her mouth with her hands as her face burned bright red. No one was close enough to have heard her except the one person that she would have wanted to hear that the least! Her crush blinked at her a few times before speaking. “Why is your face all red? Do you have a fever?” Her crush put a hand on her forehead to check her temperature. “Your face seems kind of hot. Come on, let’s get you back to your room. Pictures can wait.” They grabbed her hand and started dragging her toward the school. (No! No! No! Not my room! This is bad!)

Let’s just say that more than her face got a little hot that day.

- Blake

  Blake and her friend/secret crush were taking a break from a less than successful day of trying to get Faunus to join them in their campaign to protect Haven Academy. They were sitting in the shade of a thatch umbrella and drinking some fruit smoothies to cool down after being in the sun all day long. They were talking about how hard it was to believe that NO ONE cared enough to help! Blake was more understanding, but her crush just couldn’t get it. People were going to die! Humans or not, they were people! How could everyone be so complacent about all this!? What happened to empathy!? That’s what she liked so much about them. They worried about others before themselves. Everything they did, they thought about how it would effect others. It’s something so rare nowadays. While she was sitting there, lost in her thoughts as her crush ranted and raved about how they seriously just don’t understand how nobody seems to care about all of this, her crushes flailing caught a tray of smoothies that one of the smoothie shack’s employees had been carrying and sent it flying! The fruity concoctions splattered everywhere, but Blake managed to avoid the mess by using her Semblance. She did, however, end up with a small amount on one of her cat ears. Her crush though covered with the stuff, was far more worried about that small splotch of it on her. They quickly grabbed a napkin and dipped a corner of it in the nearby fountain that had been put there for ambiance and started to clean off her ear. She bit her lip as they tried to rub the stuff off of her, but it felt too good! She let out a loud moan and caught their hand to make them stop. The Faunus at the other tables knew exactly what had happened and couldn’t help but giggle. Oh, how awkward teenage dates can be! Blake’s face turned beet red as she looked around at the giggling people. “Oh my!” Her crush exclaimed. “You’re bright red! Are you okay!? Are you sick!? *gasp* It mush be sunstroke! Come on! Let’s get you home!” Her crush scooped her up and ran her back to her house bridal style. 

Thankfully, her parents were also out gathering signatures and weren’t home yet ;)

- Kali (is single and the chieftain of the island in this. You can decide why she’s not with Ghira)

It was a quiet day at home. For once, there was no pressing matters to attend to, no one was scheduled to come speak to her, and she and her crush were having a lovely chat over tea. For some reason, her crush seemed distracted though. It’s like they were looking just above her rather than at her. “Is something wrong?” She asked, setting down her cup. “You’ve got a ladybug on your ear!” They giggled. She had been wondering what that was. She figured it was just the light breeze brushing against her fur. “Let me get the little guy.” Her crush said and reached up to capture the little creature. When they did so, they accidentally grabbed a few strands of fur and tugged on them as they pulled the beetle away. Kali hadn’t been expecting that, so she had no chance to try to stop the moan from coming out. Her crush released the ladybug and it flew onto her other ear. “Little rascal!” They laughed and reached up to get it again. This process repeated itself a few times, her crush laughing at how much the ladybug seems to like her and how they are supposed to be good luck, before they took the bug around the corner of the house so it couldn’t see her. When they came back, Kali was panting slightly and shifting uncomfortably. “Are you okay? You look flushed.” They said and put a hand on her forehead. “You’re warm. I think you might be getting sick. Let’s get you to bed; you need to rest.” they said and pulled her up by her hand.

They went to her room, but there was no rest to be had.

- Neon

She had taken her crush to a killer rave that night. Things have been so stressful since the incident at Beacon. The atmosphere had been tense and Ironwood had been going fucking insane with the pressure he had been putting them under to improve their skills. They both needed to unwind and this was the perfect way to do it! There was dancing, cool music, lights, and maybe a few illicit substances and booze. Neon didn’t usually partake in the later items, nut she was SUPER stressed. She wasn’t going to go crazy, just a little E. Her crush wasn’t comfortable doing it and said that they would much rather make sure she was okay anyway. She felt great! All that stress had melted away and her body felt electric! Her crush kept an eye on her while enjoying the rave too. They loved to see how much fun she was having. She hadn’t been herself for the past few weeks, but Neon was back now! At some point, they noticed that some of the liquid from a broken glow stick  had gotten on her tail. They didn’t know what was in that stuff, but it probably wasn’t anything good. They took a napkin from the refreshment table and poured some of their water bottle on it and walked over to her. She wasn’t listening though and they finally had no choice but to grab her tail to clean it off. The way that they grabbed it would have felt amazing on its own, but the chemicals coursing through her body made it feel ten times better! She moaned loudly over and over as they scrubbed the goop off of her tail. When they finished, she was all over them. She was kissing their neck and rubbing their chest. They’d be lying if they said that it didn’t get their blood pumping, but she was on a substance, mind-altering or not, and they didn’t want to take advantage of that. Eventually, her  crush decided it was time to take her back to their dorms so they wouldn’t be hating it too much tomorrow morning. Neon wouldn’t let them go, so they sent a text to their team to let them know where they were and got into bed with the cat Faunus and let her snuggle up to them. When Neon woke up that morning, the rest of her team had already headed out for the day, but her crush was still asleep with her. She remembered what they did for her and it made her heart flutter. She woke them up with a shower of kisses on their face. She decided to finally confess her feelings to them at that point and then pick up where they left off the night before.

Salem, Massachusetts 17th Century

Minister: Samuel Warren, you’ve been accused of being a witch. Are you guilty?

Samuel: Actually, your excellence, the correct term is Warlock

Minister: What?

Jury: What?

Minister: The name of the devil you serve is Warlock?

Samuel: No, the term for a male witch, which is also correctly known as Wicca, is Warlock.

Minister: …

Samuel: If you’re going to judge me for being a ‘witch’, the least you could do is learn the terms right.

it is pretty annoying how the fandom erases shaggys flaws to make him into a uwu precious scoobie snack babie…like hes a coward that when push comes to shove isnt there to help out his friends lmao

(Reaction) Midnight, Mina, Mei, Momo and Uraraka and their daughter having this interaction one morning: "Did you have nightmare last night?" "Why do you ask?" "Because whenever I ever have a nightmare, I scream daddy's name too."

I laughed so much fir this request. This is gold👌.

Kayama Nemuri:

-She will admit that like her daughter she screams her dad name when scared.

-It was really hard for her to admit that and you were probably outside when Kayama said this.

-She will say to his daughter to never say that to his father.

-Kayama would be at least happy about one thing; her daughter never asked about the snaps of the whip.

Mina Ashido:

-She will try to joke about it being enthusiastic.

-”It’s incredible! We have so much in common! Like mother like daughter haha!!!”

-All-false-laughter.

-Mina just hope her daughter will forget everything and that she won’t tell to anyone.

Mei Hatsume:

-She will run away immeaditly and let her daughter surprised.

-Mei was already trying to create a new gadget that makes people forget about their past.

-She may need it at work too, who knows?

-Her daughter will never have an answer.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

-She is worried about the fact that her child may find out things way to early.

-Momo will tell her daughter  that it’s not the same thing because she didn’t have a nightmere; they were just cuddling.

-”B-But why were you screaming? Mooom c’mon answer me!!”

-Momo will just say that when you are in love you scream your partner name to make them remember that he/she is yours.

Ochako Uraraka:

-Dead inside.

-She will absolutely say that she has frequents nightmeres.

-You will never know why she refused to scream your name for six months.

-At least her daughter didn’t say “when I’m scared I scream for daddy too!”

-Ochako.exe stopped working

I hope you liked them. Thanks for requesting!

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Bakugou: What do you want dickbag?

Izuku: Tell me, do you just pair random obscenities with equally random nouns? Cocklamp? Asscarriage? Shitrooster? Is that how this works?

Bakugou: Note to self, call someone "shitrooster."