Ya Know I Feel Like If Ever Got The Power To Freeze Time For Like A Week Or Even A Day I Feel Like I

Actually conversation two dudes had in my class like 40 minutes ago

Kid1: Would you have have a gay son or a that daughter?

Kid2: I mean would he have a gay voice like OH my God💅💅 (in a stereotypical gay voice) or just like hey

Kid1: Yeah probably a thot daughter

Kid2: yeah but what if you come home and see her getting into bed with some guy

Kid1: Nah i wouldn't care I would abandon that bitch immediately

Kid1: Ok how about a transgender son or a furry daughter

Kid2: I mean if I had a furry daughter I would just put a shock collar on her like STOP STOP

Kid1:Yeah

I fucking hate school

I live in New Jersey in a pretty progressive school they even have posters all around the building that you not to discriminate based off of race,gender, sexuality, etc and even one classroom that has like 15 different pride flags around it but still these assholes prevale it would be inspiring if it wasn't the worst.

People say they don't like video-eassyists rambling in videos but honestly I think that's where they get their charm

You ever do that thing where you scroll on youtube expecting to see new content show up like how you open and reopen a fridge expecting more food?

TheLizerdWizerd I can't thank you enough for all the love you've been giving my blog I hope this doesn't come across weird but it is so genuinely nice that someone is listening to the stuff that i have to say it would be nice if you could tell other people about my blog because I love seeing engagement and it gives a serotonin boost everytime. im just gonna ramble a bit but I love seeing responses to stuff that I have to say not only because talking to people is just fun but I love getting into discussions about topics that I find interesting and seeing unique takes that I never would of thought otherwise there really is nothing more rewarded then seeing people actually notice and care when there are THOUSANDS of other people you could be paying attention who probably deserve it more than me and I've always never really had anyone to talk about these things with not because I love in A bad place sometimes its just embarrassing to talk about stuff that your interested in with the your family and such. I've never really had friends either so this is such a mood lifter it might be just one person but it means the world thanks :)

Am I the only person who finds most things interesting? ive always found every field of study no matter how menial extremely fascinating, not to say im good at ANY of them but If I had the time to do everything that a human could possibly do I would.id just want to be the ash of everything always tryna be the best like no one ever was. Like I just wanna live forever so I can become the best speeedrunner at every game in every category and then do it all with one hand. Id try to master every sport, activity you name it. I am a "gifted kid" though so I don't great work ethic but still. NEVER gonna be that committed to anything but I can dream.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🦇 YEAHHHHHHHH¡!!!

A really interesting idea that I've had that I'm surprised no one had thought of before is the idea of switching the stories of old Gothic horror with modern analog horror. Like ya know how people like vibingleaf have taken old shittly written creepy pasta and put a spin on them I would love to see a modern version of Frankenstein especially the scene of him yelling "ITS ALIVE!!". You also have the reverse which is funny to hink about like the backrooms is considered classic literature and I also like the idea of 12 ft halloween home depot skeletons being replaced with Gabriel, it would also change halloween episodes of kids shows like imagine Charlie brown wearing a Vita Carnis outfit or something like that.

Man the hoa suck like tell me why I can't install a parkour course on my house? Why can't I build a lavish medieval paradise filled with all my 1600s pleasures on my house!!?!?!? YOU LOOK ME DEAD INTO MY FUCKING EYES AND TELL ME THAT I CANT HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL 90 FOOT TALL SANS MEMORIAL NEXT TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!! "🤓 👆 wELL uM AcTUaLLY IT jUsT DoEsNt Fit wHaT EvERyOne eLsE Is dOiNg" you feel no joy? no WHIMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY CANT I JUST LET THE SILLY OUT GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!! WHY MUST SOCEITY BE FILLED ARTIFICAL RULES AND BOUNDARIES WHY GOD WHY

I'm not gonna give context to this but a little bit a go in school I was talking with one of my friends and making jokes about jelqing and how he was doing the opposite and I said he was "Micromaxxing" and its probably the funniest things I've ever said and I'm flabbergasted that that isn't already a word. His laughter fit afterwords made me feel a little to proud of myself to be honest.

She dick on my suck till I sick yea I'm low on ideas tbh