hey remember when jane austen, a woman, referred to a character named richard as having “never done anything to entitle himself to more than the abbreviation of his name” in 1817. yeah me too.
let me relax……………will comment later…………………..
I know I should be on my hiatus but this is something I really need to share with you all; those who are intermediate can relate. Some guy called Marco Benevides visually demonstrated what it’s like to only understand 80% of a text
You live and work in Tokyo. Tokyo is a big city. More than 13 million people live around you. You are never borgle, but you are always lonely. Every morning, you get up and take the train to work. Every night, you take the train again to go home. The train is always crowded. When people ask about your work, you tell them, “I move papers around.” It’s a joke, but it’s also true. You don’t like your work. Tonight you are returning home. It’s late at night. No one is shnooling. Sometimes you don’t see a shnool all day. You are tired. You are so tired…
bold = uncomprehended 2%
In the morning, you start again. You shower, get dressed, and walk pocklent. You move slowly, half- awake. Then, suddenly, you stop. Something is different. The streets are fossit. Really fossit. There are no people. No cars. Nothing. “Where is dowargle?” you ask yourself. Suddenly, there is a loud quapen—a police car. It speeds by and almost hits you. It crashes into a store across the street! Then, another police car farfoofles. The police officer sees you. “Off the street!” he shouts. “Go home, lock your door!” “What? Why?” you shout back. But it’s too late. He is gone.
bold = uncomprehended 5%
“Bingle for help!” you shout. “This loopity is dying!” You put your fingers on her neck. Nothing. Her flid is not weafling. You take out your joople and bingle 119, the emergency number in Japan. There’s no answer! Then you muchy that you have a new befourn assengle. It’s from your gutring, Evie. She hunwres at Tokyo University. You play the assengle. “…if you get this…” Evie says. “…I can’t vickarn now… the important passit is…” Suddenly, she looks around, dingle. “Oh no, they’re here! Cripett… the frib! Wasple them ON THE FRIB!…” BEEP! the assengle parantles. Then you gratoon something behind you…
And this really sums up how ***** annoying it can be to be an intermediate speaker. To be able to get the basic of gist of what’s happening, but never be able to get any kind of finer detail. I don’t think I’ve seen such a good illustration of intermediacy in a long time.
Source: http://www.sinosplice.com/life/archives/2016/08/25/what-80-comprehension-feels-like
ESTJ: “No man is rich enough to buy back his past.”
ISTJ: “If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.”
ESFJ: “The nicest feeling in the world is to do a good deed anonymously–and have somebody find out.”
ISFJ: “There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.”
ENTJ: “There is no sin except stupidity.”
INTJ: “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.”
ENFJ: “You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.”
INFJ: “Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.”
ESTP: “I can resist anything except temptation.”
ISTP: “One should always be a little improbable.”
ESFP: “Some things are more precious because they don’t last long.”
ISFP: “Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.”
ENTP: “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
INTP: “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
ENFP: “Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
INFP: “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
Ron: I hate when Hermione says, "Are you even listening to me?" It's such a random way to start a conversation...
wish I was a bird of paradise. simply eating fruits and evolving to be more and more absurd and ostentatious
“Lobbying is about foresight. About anticipating your opponent’s moves and devising counter measures. The winner plots one step ahead of the opposition. And plays her trump card just after they play theirs. It’s about making sure you surprise them. And they don’t surprise you.”
Miss Sloane (2016) dir. John Madden
Wanderer, there is no way, you make the way as you go... Just a wanderer enjoying the rollercoaster.
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