A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.
The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
He is tired and done with everyone’s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.
Batman and the Joker fighting:
Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?
Batman: You don’t have his number.
Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?
Alfred: Mr Batman, get home it’s dinner
Joker: Wtf
Spideyhood🕷️🦇
low quality spiderman pics because hes literally the baby boy ever
It's funny that people tend to shorten J. Jonah Jameson's name to JJJ, because it should be JJJJ.
He's actually J. Jonah Jameson Jr.
OH MY GOD THESE ARE MY FAVORITES... AND THEY ARE TOGETHER!!! AAAAAAA-
:3
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who observe.
teach me?? how to draw?? the action of kissing????
Step 1. yearn
I think they'd just keep ordering batty meals until they all get one of the red robin toys
my piece for @timdrakeflipzine
Easily my favourite moment in Epic