*bangs a pipe on my head* another au, tim and peter being twins. or maybe cousins. i have not patched that out yet but i need them to be related because i feel like that would be funny
I imagined Graves as Gaston and thought, "Damn, that means Graves and Ghost are enemies and the former is trying to kill love second, that can't be," and then I remembered the plot of the game.
Today in the shower I was thinking about how absolutely insane soap would be in a sleeping beauty scenario
Meeting you at the celebration of your birth, when he’s just a little boy himself. Markedly unimpressed. And yet, when you’re spirited away to live with your fairies— he feels strangely robbed.
He chases a fulfillment that cannot come to pass. A soldier in many battles, many quests under his belt, all in pursuit of purpose. A stray arrow tucks itself into his skull, and the emptiness grows more cavernous and hungry.
Then, to see a gorgeous thing like you dancing with his cloak, reflected crisp and clear in the pond water of the glen… he’s just a man. Maybe something less, actually. But even if he is a beast, doesn’t he deserve to live?
He delights in how you nearly scream when he pulls you against him.
“Ah’m no stranger, bonnie. Ye said yerself, nae? We met before— jus’ in yer dreams, hen.”
He has half a mind (in more ways than one) to pin you to the forest floor against your precious wildflowers and ravage you senseless, but he’s able to restrain himself when you say you want to see him again. Tomorrow, in the same place. He likes this little game of courting— the wait is bitter, but the fruit is sweet, isn’t it?
And he felt it, when he was with you. The pinpricks of a doll maker’s needle gliding between his ribs. Suturing the tear left in his chest. He’s done being rearranged inside. He’s ready to be put back together.
Thus, the lengths to which he goes to find you. The thorns that bruise and tear, the dracofire scorching his shield.
He’s going to kiss the sleeping princess if it’s the last thing he does.
L O S T by See.You
Poison Ivy #30 (DC, February 2025) variant cover by Pablo Villalobos
Been seeing Injustice quotes on Tiktok and wanted to do some for Peter.
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Jason: This isn’t your fight, Pete.
Peter: My dad died because of this stupid war.
Jason: Dick wouldn’t want you to be part of this.
Peter: All the more reason to end this.
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Kori: You look so much like your father.
Peter: It still hurts to think about him…
Kori: He loved you so much, Peter.
Peter: He loved you so much too.
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Damian: You’re burning the wrong bridges.
Peter: You burned that bridge when you killed my dad!
Damian: It was an accident!
Peter: Will killing me be an accident too?
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Peter: You know, I always thought you were cool.
Cyborg: What changed?
Peter: Being on Superman’s side made you uncool.
Cyborg: Really, kid?
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Harley: Can you control spiders too?
Peter: Unfortunately no.
Harley: Missed opportunity.
Peter: I know.
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Bruce: Peter, this isn’t your battle to fight.
Peter: I need to protect you and everyone I love.
Bruce: You don’t need to protect me.
Peter: Prove it.
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discussing the character with mutuals moodboard
god, how I love doing crossovers with disney..
well you get the idea
Not so friendly reminder:
SPIDER-MAN SHOULD NEVER BE RICH
He can have money and constantly be forgetting about it but if I dont see him subconsiouly worry about rent or groceries at least ONCE even if he DOES have the money and just constantly is worried because he was poor before.
Peter Parker is AT MOST allowed to be comfortable. And I mean "Dosn't stress about rent" comfortable not owns a house with a 3 car garage and an in ground pool comfortable.
If I see any one of you fucks give Peter a private jet or not shocked about gas prices or how much fruit costs now you're loosing a finger.
Even if Tom's Spider man now is heavily assocated with stark industries he should whole ass be asking happy if he can afford to take MJ on dates.
"Hey do you think I can afford that new bistro?"
"What like... buy it?"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, you want to buy the place or??"
"No! I just wanted to take her out for lunch... I can do that!?? Since when?" And then he goes on a whole rant about how he's just a kid and dosn't deserve all that money- then probably gives the majority of it away.
Spider-man is a "Give back to the community." Hero. He is literally a man for the people. He's not in it for profit, he dosnt even want to make a profit. He just wants enough to live off of, pay off his debts, and maybe eat good thai food sometimes with his friends.
Capiche? Understand?? Good. Don't let me see this guy have 2 fucking summer homes ever again. I don't care if he's the owner of Parker inc either, brother is also extremely nice to public service workers. He would never be rude to a cashier. Never be an ass to a chauffeur and definitely not say, "Do you know who I am?" In a place of business unless he's threatening a villain.
Carry on with your day :)
Erin what about an AU where Peter gets taken in by Gordon because of his uncanny ability to detect crime (aka his spidey sense).
wait... you're onto something here... peter WOULD find the one cop in the city that's not corrupt and they both get attached...
but now I'm just thinking about it like this:
batman (appeared on a rooftop like usual): gordon.
gordon: what?
batman: who is that.
peter: hi batman 😁
gordon: found him at a crime scene. he's my new partner
peter, stirring shit: im his better version of robin
damian!robin: EXCUSE ME?
Before the Mystery Shack
Design by:
Ian Worrel, Sun Jae Lee, Alex Chechik, Janine Chang,
Paint by: Jeffrey Thompson, Matthias Bauer, Samantha Kallis
Art Directed by Ian Worrel
I love how Artemis flings him around in Outlaws