Steve: Spider-Man, status?
Peter: Your honour, we're cooked
Steve: ?
Clint: He means he and I got shot
Steve: Oh
Steve: OH—
Okay but like imagine the MCU version of this comic panel being Peter talking to Aunt May's grave because Peter Parker died with Aunt May and it's just Spider-Man now but when he meets The Fantastic Four he can go back to being Peter Parker....
in another, another universe
im gonna call this arcane no angst universe
The way that Poseidon didn’t show any mercy to Odysseus when he begged, but then when he was the one at Ody’s mercy, he begged for mercy
And the way that the sirens wouldn’t have shown Odysseus and his crew any mercy, but they when they became the prey, they begged for mercy
So, it just seems like it’s okay to be ruthless until it’s you on the other end of the weapon, then you want mercy and even call the other the monster when you would’ve done the same to them
It’s been, what, two-or-three years since I’ve drawn them????
I honestly have no clue but I missed them so much!! It seems like 2024 and 2025 are the year of revisiting old fixations!
OH GOD MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN HEARD
Hey...do you like Peter in Gotham fics..? Then boy do I have the pitch for you.
Picture it now...Peter ending up in the DCU but not in Gotham...no...hes in Metropolis. Epic adventures with the Supers in Metropolis..a nice internship with the Daily Planet. The eventual introduction of the Batfam..
A nice Peter and Kon-El friendship. The batfams interest getting peaked by some kid they saw at the gala taking pictures for the daily planet...guys please. This sounds awesome right?????
Well...if you think so, boy, do I have the fic for you....
Drumroll please....
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62738962/chapters/160615576
MY PETER IN METROPOLIS FIC….FIRST CHAPTER OUT NOW FR….please read
Saw someone wondering about how the buildings in gotham are chipped from years of the bats grappling everywhere and am now imagining
- the bats swing around all the time but in certain areas they tend to parkour instead of grapple
- after a couple of them have close calls of falling, gothamites realise its bc the buildings are too weak in places to use the hooks safely anymore
- in starts in one neighborhood but quickly spreads throughout gotham; people get into the habit of checking their roofs for chips and cracks and start painting them
- different places do it different ways, some people use bright neon colours, an apartment block keeps a tin of glow-in-the-dark paint in the rooftop garden for anyone to use, one children's shelter fills the chips in with glitter glue
- slowly but surely the gotham skyline becomes a starry night with stars of paint and colour, marking the weakpoints so they can be seen even in the darkest of the city's nights
"Yup that's my husband for sure"
I didn't understand Xmen x Everyone until I saw this relationship chart and now I understand why
'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now